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Aeryn 🖖 Part Time Ma'am
@baphometta.bsky.social
40s, US, She/Her t-queer, specializing in ADHD, too many cartoons, and weed. I like to yammer about pop culture and food

🔞Minors DNI, I used to share more art for adults until the mod team revealed they're a bunch of spineless prudes

MAGA Nazis: FUCK OFF
I just took my first proper measurement in a while, and after a little more than a year of estrogen I am undeniably a C cup now, with a butt and hips to match, HRT is a magical thing my darlings 💅
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.

Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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I hope folks realize that between Trump, Kushner, Hegseth, Witkoff, Noem, RFK, Jr., Kash Patel, and Tulsi Gabbard, this country is almost entirely undefended.
Q: Have you heard this audio that Bloomberg has of Witkoff coaching the Russians on how to appeal to you?

TRUMP: That's a standard thing. He's gotta sell this to Ukraine, he's gonna sell Ukraine to Russia. That's what a dealmaker does. I haven't heard it but I heard it was standard negotiation.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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I will take this dumb take as a flimsy springboard to show the absolutely exquisite apple pie that my friend made of me and my husband for our wedding
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Nationwide Union Baristas' Strike Against Starbucks is Growing, Here's What They're Demanding

Cole Sawyer, a Starbucks worker here in Alabama, joins us to talk about why they joined the @SBWorkersUnited strike and what the baristas want to get out of this fight.

🧵
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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The shift signals that this is no longer an experiment but an investment and that the agency expects prime-tier contractors to stand up the staffing, technology, and field operations needed to function as a de facto arm of federal enforcement.

Read the full story:
ICE Offers Up to $280 Million to Immigrant-Tracking ‘Bounty Hunter’ Firms
Immigration and Customs Enforcement lifted a $180 million cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program while guaranteeing multimillion-dollar payouts for private surveillance firms.
wired.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Valve is not your friend. They're a corporation like all the rest.
"It's extremely frustrating and also f*cked up" - one of the world's best indie studios is facing shock closure following confounding Steam ban

www.eurogamer.net/its-extremel...
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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what the fuck
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Not me bursting into tears because the guy at the grocery store is buying 40 cans of Fancy Feast turkey and gravy for his feral cat rescue Thanksgiving dinner 🥹
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Major police action involving St Paul Police Department & feds around Eastside Rose Ave / Payne / Phalen / Maryland reported in last 2 hours with a lot of gas canisters unleashed on community. Reports latest that police withdrew.
Content advisory: Video shows gas canisters deployed & detainments
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Conversations about the brain rot people are voluntarily exposing themselves to online are not happening with enough urgency.

We are already at the stage where the so-called paper of record is "just asking questions" about the validity of democracy.
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Immigration and Customs Enforcement lifted a $180 million cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program while guaranteeing multimillion-dollar payouts for private surveillance firms. www.wired.com/story/ice-bo...
ICE Offers Up to $280 Million to Immigrant-Tracking ‘Bounty Hunter’ Firms
Immigration and Customs Enforcement lifted a $180 million cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program while guaranteeing multimillion-dollar payouts for private surveillance firms.
www.wired.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Well aren't you pleasant
"everyone knows someone who's trans at this point (part of why I know we'll win)"
republicans could win elections for the next 20 years by running ads of your face and bio
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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👰new episode!👰 #TransTuesday

THE TRANS ALLEGORY OF LISA FRANKENSTEIN, part 4

This week we examine our dreams of becoming our true selves, and dive into the subconscious. And when we first get a glimpse of the truth within... it can be scary as hell.

Kent Eigengrau returns to discuss!
Tilly's Trans Tuesdays
Personal Journals Podcast · Updated Weekly · Pendant Productions
podcasts.apple.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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after watching that defunctland video and finding out disney basically built Metal Gear to be a park animatronic I feel like I retroactively owe every work of mascot horror an apology. Turns out entertainment company owners totally would build a Child Muncher 5000 to play Chuckles the Pizza Dragon
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Ah, I see we've reached the crying over lovingly captioned pictures of other people's cats part of the week, excellent 😭
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.

It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.

It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.

Transgender care saves lives.
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Any time corporate executives are in a room together and don't know they're being recorded, the transcript is like: "Christ, I hate our customers. We're agreed that we all hate our customers? Let's lie to the IRS, criminally. Did I mention the Holocaust never happened? Put more lead in our soda."
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Any one of these massive AAA videogame companies could file suit against the 6-piece Chicken McNobody ringleaders harassing their employees, and that they don't is a choice. I said before of goobergate that the industry enjoys having a bunch of unpaid Pinkertons around too much to ever give it up.
Two months after firing over Charlie Kirk comments, Ghost of Yotei dev blames harassment campaign, not 'bad joke'
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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weird people fall in love with each other all the time
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM