Mommy Shortlegs
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Had a guy ask me for a reprint of a receipt he lost, he goes "it's for Caterpillar pants" I go "dang those pants must have a ton of legs" he didn't laugh. I laughed a lot. That's showbiz baby
What level of climate change are we on that it's -10 out and the air quality still sucks
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
What level of climate change are we on that it's -10 out and the air quality still sucks
any time a parent purchases a PS5 for their child I specifically like to look at the kid and go "for balatro, right?" The joke always lands because I'm making it for me
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
any time a parent purchases a PS5 for their child I specifically like to look at the kid and go "for balatro, right?" The joke always lands because I'm making it for me
nooooo why is my boss always trying to sign me up for the propaganda jobs just because I have rizz does not mean I want to pitch work programs to coworkers
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
nooooo why is my boss always trying to sign me up for the propaganda jobs just because I have rizz does not mean I want to pitch work programs to coworkers
mentally preparing myself for the number of overcooked turkey pictures that are gonna flood the timeline in the next week
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
mentally preparing myself for the number of overcooked turkey pictures that are gonna flood the timeline in the next week
luv my job
h8 the circumstances in which it exists
h8 the circumstances in which it exists
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
luv my job
h8 the circumstances in which it exists
h8 the circumstances in which it exists
lol sorry about that last post about your mom, I deleted it. While true, it was disrespectful and should have never been posted
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
lol sorry about that last post about your mom, I deleted it. While true, it was disrespectful and should have never been posted
children love a good bean meal. the beanier the better, they say
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
children love a good bean meal. the beanier the better, they say
getting home after a particularly stressful day to find that Mark dumped the literal year's worth of moisturizer that I made on the weekend and put in a glasslock in the fridge
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
getting home after a particularly stressful day to find that Mark dumped the literal year's worth of moisturizer that I made on the weekend and put in a glasslock in the fridge
Mayday Air Disaster and chill*?
*talk about Mayday Air Disaster
*talk about Mayday Air Disaster
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Mayday Air Disaster and chill*?
*talk about Mayday Air Disaster
*talk about Mayday Air Disaster
just one more month of this shit just one more month of this shit just one more month of this shit just one more
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
just one more month of this shit just one more month of this shit just one more month of this shit just one more
Gotta blaze it to make living in Alberta tolerable
Alberta has collected more than $1 billion in cannabis revenue.
That's the most, per capita, of all provinces and territories.
By far.
It's nearly quadruple what Quebec has collected, per person.
That's the most, per capita, of all provinces and territories.
By far.
It's nearly quadruple what Quebec has collected, per person.
Canada collected over $5.4B in cannabis tax revenue since legalization | CBC News
Ottawa and the provinces raked in more than $5.4 billion in cannabis tax revenue since the drug was legalized for recreational use in October 2018.
www.cbc.ca
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Gotta blaze it to make living in Alberta tolerable
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I quit drinking because this is me after like two beers
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I quit drinking because this is me after like two beers
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Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
Hot chocolate is a cream soup
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Hot chocolate is a cream soup
HELLO 😍
It's officially the time of year where I completely fry my algorithm by playing this album 100 times
open.spotify.com/album/63MKT9...
open.spotify.com/album/63MKT9...
Under The Mistletoe (Deluxe Edition)
Justin Bieber · Album · 2011 · 15 songs
open.spotify.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
HELLO 😍
omg last minute Yang Ming with the family 🤩
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
omg last minute Yang Ming with the family 🤩
No kids? Join the Costco reading program! You don't have to be an employee and you also don't need a criminal record check!
Read to your kids 📖
No kids? Read to your friends’ kids.
No friends with kids? Make a friend—preferably one who comes with kids to expedite the operation—and start reading!
It is imperative that children are read to ☝️
#WritingCommunity #BookSky #ReadToKids
No kids? Read to your friends’ kids.
No friends with kids? Make a friend—preferably one who comes with kids to expedite the operation—and start reading!
It is imperative that children are read to ☝️
#WritingCommunity #BookSky #ReadToKids
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
No kids? Join the Costco reading program! You don't have to be an employee and you also don't need a criminal record check!
Just found out Thanksgiving is on a Thursday in America? Lmao that country literally can't do anything right
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Just found out Thanksgiving is on a Thursday in America? Lmao that country literally can't do anything right
I fuckin love bulk goods
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I fuckin love bulk goods
my reaction when a coworker is watching a video with sound on beside me in the break room: 😒🙄🫤
my reaction when I realize it's the music video for Sean Paul's "Temperature": 🤩🥳🔥💃🏼
my reaction when I realize it's the music video for Sean Paul's "Temperature": 🤩🥳🔥💃🏼
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
my reaction when a coworker is watching a video with sound on beside me in the break room: 😒🙄🫤
my reaction when I realize it's the music video for Sean Paul's "Temperature": 🤩🥳🔥💃🏼
my reaction when I realize it's the music video for Sean Paul's "Temperature": 🤩🥳🔥💃🏼
feels bad hitting my houseplants with the insecticide but if I don't do it every six months or so I just know things are gonna go awry
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
feels bad hitting my houseplants with the insecticide but if I don't do it every six months or so I just know things are gonna go awry
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Holiday shopping?
All my paper prints are 50% off right now.
Shipping in Canada, the UK & the EU is $25 so grab yourself a couple.
Sorry no US orders.
All my paper prints are 50% off right now.
Shipping in Canada, the UK & the EU is $25 so grab yourself a couple.
Sorry no US orders.
I'm an Alberta based artist who has a thing for storms & space.
I do commissions & have originals & 50 different canvas & paper prints available earthskyart.ca/shop
#art #painting
I do commissions & have originals & 50 different canvas & paper prints available earthskyart.ca/shop
#art #painting
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Holiday shopping?
All my paper prints are 50% off right now.
Shipping in Canada, the UK & the EU is $25 so grab yourself a couple.
Sorry no US orders.
All my paper prints are 50% off right now.
Shipping in Canada, the UK & the EU is $25 so grab yourself a couple.
Sorry no US orders.
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If you're keeping score this week, Carney is:
* Negotiating backroom deals on pipelines with Alberta and without BC or Indigenous folks.
* Undermining anti-greenwashing laws.
* Making deals with the UAE despite their role in Sudan.
* Cutting funding for infectious disease work in Africa.
* Negotiating backroom deals on pipelines with Alberta and without BC or Indigenous folks.
* Undermining anti-greenwashing laws.
* Making deals with the UAE despite their role in Sudan.
* Cutting funding for infectious disease work in Africa.
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If you're keeping score this week, Carney is:
* Negotiating backroom deals on pipelines with Alberta and without BC or Indigenous folks.
* Undermining anti-greenwashing laws.
* Making deals with the UAE despite their role in Sudan.
* Cutting funding for infectious disease work in Africa.
* Negotiating backroom deals on pipelines with Alberta and without BC or Indigenous folks.
* Undermining anti-greenwashing laws.
* Making deals with the UAE despite their role in Sudan.
* Cutting funding for infectious disease work in Africa.
Working on the day of the staff Christmas party sucks so much because everyone except like the five non alcoholics who work here book the day off
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Working on the day of the staff Christmas party sucks so much because everyone except like the five non alcoholics who work here book the day off