Mommy Shortlegs
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Had a guy ask me for a reprint of a receipt he lost, he goes "it's for Caterpillar pants" I go "dang those pants must have a ton of legs" he didn't laugh. I laughed a lot. That's showbiz baby
If I saw this clanker on my sidewalk I would beat its robot ass in
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
If I saw this clanker on my sidewalk I would beat its robot ass in
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If you follow 40,000 accounts here and just repost other people's shit, please log the fuck off and get a goddamned life
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
If you follow 40,000 accounts here and just repost other people's shit, please log the fuck off and get a goddamned life
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Name
mike
Status
married but looking
About Me
i'm like if mr glass from unbreakable wouldn't wear a condom
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mike
Status
married but looking
About Me
i'm like if mr glass from unbreakable wouldn't wear a condom
< Swipe Yes | Super Swipe Yes >
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Name
mike
Status
married but looking
About Me
i'm like if mr glass from unbreakable wouldn't wear a condom
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mike
Status
married but looking
About Me
i'm like if mr glass from unbreakable wouldn't wear a condom
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liberal talking heads proving they have absolutely no convictions other than power and consulting contracts with how quickly they turned around on oil pipelines and climate policy
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
liberal talking heads proving they have absolutely no convictions other than power and consulting contracts with how quickly they turned around on oil pipelines and climate policy
Tell me a shape that's better than a rhombus, you can't
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Tell me a shape that's better than a rhombus, you can't
finally signed up for the work employee networking site after all these years and uhhhh apparently you can shitpost on it? Like damn corporate that's literally all you had to say
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
finally signed up for the work employee networking site after all these years and uhhhh apparently you can shitpost on it? Like damn corporate that's literally all you had to say
At a real crossroad for shoveling this year; in the past I've always shoveled the neighbour's but this year I don't think I will. I don't want to be seen as passive aggressive but if I do it for him then it's gonna set the tone for me doing it all year again. Gotta be calculated with this
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
At a real crossroad for shoveling this year; in the past I've always shoveled the neighbour's but this year I don't think I will. I don't want to be seen as passive aggressive but if I do it for him then it's gonna set the tone for me doing it all year again. Gotta be calculated with this
All my homies know Mark Carney is a bitch
Carney caved on virtually all of Smith's demands. Updates to come.
BREAKING: Alberta gets its way in deal with Ottawa
A newly signed memorandum of understanding gives Alberta almost its entire list of demands, from the removal of regulations to the fast-tracking of a pipeline.
www.nationalobserver.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
All my homies know Mark Carney is a bitch
ummmmm excuse me why the fuck do I have no energy. why do I not feel like doing things I enjoy. this BETTER not be seasonal depression 😤
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
ummmmm excuse me why the fuck do I have no energy. why do I not feel like doing things I enjoy. this BETTER not be seasonal depression 😤
Before yesterday I had never heard of The Last Waltz before yesterday yet I've seen at least 5 mutuals posting about it in the last two days. The internet is incredible
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Before yesterday I had never heard of The Last Waltz before yesterday yet I've seen at least 5 mutuals posting about it in the last two days. The internet is incredible
Utterly baffling how much easier it is waking up in the morning when there is a snuggly purring kitty beside you
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Utterly baffling how much easier it is waking up in the morning when there is a snuggly purring kitty beside you
What level of climate change are we on that it's -10 out and the air quality still sucks
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
What level of climate change are we on that it's -10 out and the air quality still sucks
any time a parent purchases a PS5 for their child I specifically like to look at the kid and go "for balatro, right?" The joke always lands because I'm making it for me
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
any time a parent purchases a PS5 for their child I specifically like to look at the kid and go "for balatro, right?" The joke always lands because I'm making it for me
nooooo why is my boss always trying to sign me up for the propaganda jobs just because I have rizz does not mean I want to pitch work programs to coworkers
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
nooooo why is my boss always trying to sign me up for the propaganda jobs just because I have rizz does not mean I want to pitch work programs to coworkers
mentally preparing myself for the number of overcooked turkey pictures that are gonna flood the timeline in the next week
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
mentally preparing myself for the number of overcooked turkey pictures that are gonna flood the timeline in the next week
luv my job
h8 the circumstances in which it exists
h8 the circumstances in which it exists
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
luv my job
h8 the circumstances in which it exists
h8 the circumstances in which it exists
lol sorry about that last post about your mom, I deleted it. While true, it was disrespectful and should have never been posted
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
lol sorry about that last post about your mom, I deleted it. While true, it was disrespectful and should have never been posted
children love a good bean meal. the beanier the better, they say
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
children love a good bean meal. the beanier the better, they say
getting home after a particularly stressful day to find that Mark dumped the literal year's worth of moisturizer that I made on the weekend and put in a glasslock in the fridge
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
getting home after a particularly stressful day to find that Mark dumped the literal year's worth of moisturizer that I made on the weekend and put in a glasslock in the fridge
Mayday Air Disaster and chill*?
*talk about Mayday Air Disaster
*talk about Mayday Air Disaster
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Mayday Air Disaster and chill*?
*talk about Mayday Air Disaster
*talk about Mayday Air Disaster
just one more month of this shit just one more month of this shit just one more month of this shit just one more
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
just one more month of this shit just one more month of this shit just one more month of this shit just one more
Gotta blaze it to make living in Alberta tolerable
Alberta has collected more than $1 billion in cannabis revenue.
That's the most, per capita, of all provinces and territories.
By far.
It's nearly quadruple what Quebec has collected, per person.
That's the most, per capita, of all provinces and territories.
By far.
It's nearly quadruple what Quebec has collected, per person.
Canada collected over $5.4B in cannabis tax revenue since legalization | CBC News
Ottawa and the provinces raked in more than $5.4 billion in cannabis tax revenue since the drug was legalized for recreational use in October 2018.
www.cbc.ca
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Gotta blaze it to make living in Alberta tolerable
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I quit drinking because this is me after like two beers
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I quit drinking because this is me after like two beers