just thought id share some slightly whimsical things i saw at work this week :D

where would one acquire a copy of the DSM-V? asking for a friend who has arguments to win

gonna acquire a copy of the DSM-V and use it to win arguments with my parents

stripper christmas !

no i will not elaborate or provide context.

ive said this on basically all my other social media so now im saying it here: i wanna go home wtf

i swear ppl only ask abt my discord status when im being gay on main

In times like these, it's really important to have a close friend you can turn to and text them your joke instead of posting it online.

my pfp is my grandma’s cat

#Thursday