New side hustle: shopping cart bondsman at Aldi's
March 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
New side hustle: shopping cart bondsman at Aldi's
do you ever have a gasoline dream that turns into a propane nightmare
January 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
do you ever have a gasoline dream that turns into a propane nightmare
God is just a physics engine that doesn't lag
January 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
God is just a physics engine that doesn't lag
On the Wikipedia page for PDF there is a map showing the maximum size of a document permitted by Adobe Acrobat, which is apparently about half of Germany
December 16, 2024 at 6:50 PM
On the Wikipedia page for PDF there is a map showing the maximum size of a document permitted by Adobe Acrobat, which is apparently about half of Germany
The card reader at my usual work entrance was broken so they had a sign saying go around
Which is too bad because otherwise I would have just assumed I was fired and gone home
Which is too bad because otherwise I would have just assumed I was fired and gone home
December 9, 2024 at 10:39 PM
The card reader at my usual work entrance was broken so they had a sign saying go around
Which is too bad because otherwise I would have just assumed I was fired and gone home
Which is too bad because otherwise I would have just assumed I was fired and gone home
Heard an ad for chronic migraine medication that claims to reduce 8-9 migraines per month compared to 6-7 for the placebo
Like damn where can I get that placebo?
Like damn where can I get that placebo?
November 25, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Heard an ad for chronic migraine medication that claims to reduce 8-9 migraines per month compared to 6-7 for the placebo
Like damn where can I get that placebo?
Like damn where can I get that placebo?
Hey Google, where is my super suit?
November 18, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Hey Google, where is my super suit?
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You Follow One Kid Home, Rip Out His Eyes And All The Sudden You're A 'Killer' Squirrel
You Follow One Kid Home, Rip Out His Eyes And All The Sudden You're A 'Killer' Squirrel
I’m a happy-go-lucky squirrel who loves living the good life of climbing trees and eating nuts. Mostly eating nuts. Man! I can’t get enough of them. So tasty. But let’s make one thing clear, right her...
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November 4, 2024 at 10:12 PM
You Follow One Kid Home, Rip Out His Eyes And All The Sudden You're A 'Killer' Squirrel
My neighbor's cat got a new car
October 26, 2024 at 6:02 PM
My neighbor's cat got a new car
if chemtrails are real they should at least make them cool colors like in Laputa
October 21, 2024 at 8:34 PM
if chemtrails are real they should at least make them cool colors like in Laputa