Martha Kelly
@marthakelly.bsky.social
You might know me from stand up, Baskets, Euphoria, or calling people cunts on Twitter. Sorry.
Using the oven for heat because the noise of the actual heater scares the dog and now this guy’s back on his bullshit
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Using the oven for heat because the noise of the actual heater scares the dog and now this guy’s back on his bullshit
Besieged by a bug from the Snuggle region of Europe
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Besieged by a bug from the Snuggle region of Europe
Barry acts like an animatronic guy
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Barry acts like an animatronic guy
I have once again been delighted by an AI video of a cat leading the police on a wild car chase. They can’t keep getting away with this.
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I have once again been delighted by an AI video of a cat leading the police on a wild car chase. They can’t keep getting away with this.
The wind gusts are making it feel more like 64 and it is BARELY SURVIVABLE 🥶🥶🥶
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The wind gusts are making it feel more like 64 and it is BARELY SURVIVABLE 🥶🥶🥶
Baby Barry with Rosie, his first love
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Baby Barry with Rosie, his first love
Barry simply refuse to learn about personal space
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Barry simply refuse to learn about personal space
Extreme bullying underway
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Extreme bullying underway
Oop I spoke too soon
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Oop I spoke too soon
Good morning from Kitchen Sink Gary™️
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Good morning from Kitchen Sink Gary™️
Barry about to do his morning planner-ing and journaling
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Barry about to do his morning planner-ing and journaling
Welp ol’ D-boy has wiggled out of it again
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Welp ol’ D-boy has wiggled out of it again
Tfw you’ve had it with the bullshit
November 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Tfw you’ve had it with the bullshit
This was supposed to say “gotta” not “gonna.”
November 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This was supposed to say “gotta” not “gonna.”
Tfw someone steals the spotlight by having a medical emergency
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Tfw someone steals the spotlight by having a medical emergency
Tfw Barry has something serious to tell you
November 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Tfw Barry has something serious to tell you
Yes you do little snaggle toof 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗
October 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Yes you do little snaggle toof 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗
Unfortunately I just enjoyed another AI video of a cat finding out he’s not the father on a Maury Povich-style show
October 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Unfortunately I just enjoyed another AI video of a cat finding out he’s not the father on a Maury Povich-style show
Happy National Cat Day to every cat and to all the people (and dogs) who love them
October 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Happy National Cat Day to every cat and to all the people (and dogs) who love them
Not the point but what in tarnation
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Not the point but what in tarnation
A collab between two of my faves: Taylor Swift and nibs
October 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
A collab between two of my faves: Taylor Swift and nibs
Honestly if someone was paying or blackmailing him to humiliate and destroy America, I don’t know how it would look any different than what he’s actually doing
October 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Honestly if someone was paying or blackmailing him to humiliate and destroy America, I don’t know how it would look any different than what he’s actually doing
Macey got an indirect hit from a skunk last night and smells like burnt rubber and arugula lettuce and somehow it’s made her even cuter? Help.
October 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Macey got an indirect hit from a skunk last night and smells like burnt rubber and arugula lettuce and somehow it’s made her even cuter? Help.