Martha Kelly
@marthakelly.bsky.social
You might know me from stand up, Baskets, Euphoria, or calling people cunts on Twitter. Sorry.
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Good framing from local news here
A last-minute ruling has prevented one-fourth of Springfield from losing the right to live and work legally in the U.S. https://nbc4i.co/4qSuVhV?utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky_
February 3, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Good framing from local news here
Oh look it’s ya boy Barry premeditating some type of crime
February 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Oh look it’s ya boy Barry premeditating some type of crime
I’m deeply sorry to my community but these videos have got me in a chokehold
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I’m deeply sorry to my community but these videos have got me in a chokehold
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4 federal agents pull over an elderly US citizen for the suspected crime of being brown, break her car window, throw her to the ground, then drive off after they find her US Passport in her purse. The Salem Police, when called, say there’s nothing they can do. www.salemreporter.com/2026/01/31/u...
U.S. citizen injured by federal agents in Salem who demanded to see “papers,” union says - Salem Reporter
A home care worker and union worker was pulled from her car and injured by federal agents Thursday according to a statement by SEIU 503. To comment on this story, use the form at the end of the repor...
www.salemreporter.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
4 federal agents pull over an elderly US citizen for the suspected crime of being brown, break her car window, throw her to the ground, then drive off after they find her US Passport in her purse. The Salem Police, when called, say there’s nothing they can do. www.salemreporter.com/2026/01/31/u...
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Must be weird to be in the White House Press Corp, to gaggle in the briefing room or travel on Air Force One and respectfully ask polite questions about economic issues and foreign policy to a child rapist.
February 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Must be weird to be in the White House Press Corp, to gaggle in the briefing room or travel on Air Force One and respectfully ask polite questions about economic issues and foreign policy to a child rapist.
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Ok- but the big Big funded ICE for 4 years.
If you want to defund ICE then elect democrats to write a new budget.
Otherwise diverting funds is the only real thing until they can do until the voters hire people to change the law in Congress ..
Help elect democrats ..
write a new law.
If you want to defund ICE then elect democrats to write a new budget.
Otherwise diverting funds is the only real thing until they can do until the voters hire people to change the law in Congress ..
Help elect democrats ..
write a new law.
January 31, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Ok- but the big Big funded ICE for 4 years.
If you want to defund ICE then elect democrats to write a new budget.
Otherwise diverting funds is the only real thing until they can do until the voters hire people to change the law in Congress ..
Help elect democrats ..
write a new law.
If you want to defund ICE then elect democrats to write a new budget.
Otherwise diverting funds is the only real thing until they can do until the voters hire people to change the law in Congress ..
Help elect democrats ..
write a new law.
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I think it is OUTRAGEOUS that people are LEAPING to the conclusion that some our post prominent Americans are child rapists when it is EQUALLY PLAUSIBLE that they are simply indifferent to whether other people are child rapists so long as those other people can offer them access to power.
January 31, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I think it is OUTRAGEOUS that people are LEAPING to the conclusion that some our post prominent Americans are child rapists when it is EQUALLY PLAUSIBLE that they are simply indifferent to whether other people are child rapists so long as those other people can offer them access to power.
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This is in small-town Minnesota. This is not in one of those demonic blue cities that the GOP talk about. This is pretty goddam rural. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
St. Peter police chief intervenes, prevents federal agents from arresting resident
The police chief of St. Peter intervened to prevent federal agents from taking a local resident who was observing ICE enforcement actions into custody. It is believed to the first time local police in...
www.mprnews.org
January 31, 2026 at 2:50 PM
This is in small-town Minnesota. This is not in one of those demonic blue cities that the GOP talk about. This is pretty goddam rural. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
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You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history
January 27, 2026 at 2:11 AM
You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
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One reason you can't just tinker with ICE/CBP is the whole thing is facially illegitimate. The intent is rotten. It's run by a white supremacist maniac and will continue producing white supremacist maniac results
January 30, 2026 at 1:38 AM
One reason you can't just tinker with ICE/CBP is the whole thing is facially illegitimate. The intent is rotten. It's run by a white supremacist maniac and will continue producing white supremacist maniac results
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January 28, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
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Israel is the third-worst jailer of journalists in connection to their work, with 29 Palestinian journalists behind bars, according to CPJ’s 2025 Prison Census. The majority of journalists are being held in arbitrary detention without due process or a legal basis for their arrests. cpj.org?p=553128
January 27, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Israel is the third-worst jailer of journalists in connection to their work, with 29 Palestinian journalists behind bars, according to CPJ’s 2025 Prison Census. The majority of journalists are being held in arbitrary detention without due process or a legal basis for their arrests. cpj.org?p=553128
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getting feds to say shit like this on camera with their face exposed is NUTS -- you can not reform this agency, everyone involved must go, there is no practical way to root out all of these guys
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 27, 2026 at 6:10 PM
getting feds to say shit like this on camera with their face exposed is NUTS -- you can not reform this agency, everyone involved must go, there is no practical way to root out all of these guys
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Sad how the Black and brown bodies didn't raise millions.
Laying people to rest isn't cheap... please donate if you can...
Laying people to rest isn't cheap... please donate if you can...
Current status of the fundraisers for those killed by ICE:
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
Renee Good: $1,499,580
Alex Pretti: $1,289,249
Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423
Parady La: $45,848
Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991
Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640
Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538
Geraldo Lunas: $2,260
Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
January 27, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Sad how the Black and brown bodies didn't raise millions.
Laying people to rest isn't cheap... please donate if you can...
Laying people to rest isn't cheap... please donate if you can...
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You’ve got to love how actress Kelly Marie Tran, one of the most harassed people ever to be on the internet, still leapt up to defend trans people in a recent interview. No one would blame her for keeping her head down and shutting up forever but she will NOT and I admire her for it ⭐
Star Wars actor says ‘trans rights are human rights’ when asked about Harry Potter
Kelly Marie Tran said ‘trans rights are human rights’ when the topic of JK Rowling's Harry Potter series was mentioned in an interview.
www.thepinknews.com
January 26, 2026 at 10:23 PM
You’ve got to love how actress Kelly Marie Tran, one of the most harassed people ever to be on the internet, still leapt up to defend trans people in a recent interview. No one would blame her for keeping her head down and shutting up forever but she will NOT and I admire her for it ⭐
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Rest now, brother. I’ll see you in Smallhalla
This is the Trump administration equivalent of sending someone to the gulag.
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DHS suspends Bovino's access to his social media accounts, source says
Tom Homan is headed to Minnesota after the fatal shooting of ICU nurse Alex Pretti in an encounter Saturday with federal agents deepened outrage over the Trump administration’s surge, part of its nati...
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January 27, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Rest now, brother. I’ll see you in Smallhalla