All-Devouring Scourge of Terra (Mrs.)
martianempress.bsky.social
All-Devouring Scourge of Terra (Mrs.)
@martianempress.bsky.social
Empress* Rezeya I of House Montecore-St-Hobbes, Sovereign* of Mars, not* just some bitchy tiger-thing squatting in a derelict military base as the vile* deceitful* Solar Annotators would have you believe

50, she/her/Your Majesty*

[*disputed—SolAnn]
Gods I miss those days...
December 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
You seem like the sort of guy Douglas Adams was talking about when he referred to "proving black is white and proceeding to get yourself killed at the next zebra crossing."

We're not just criticizing the dispersal of that money, we're critiquing the obviously broken set of priorities behind it.
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
And that's all we have for today on "State the Joke!", the game show where you don't need any awareness of your surroundings whatsoever to be a winner!
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
ɤ̞ (the mid-back unrounded vowel)
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Oh I know! I think I did clarify that elsewhere but I forgot to do so here. I'll bet you get that all the time!
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I sure wish someone could tell me how to get a job making THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN. I was a so-called "knowledge worker" before all this, and every damn thing I see from an LLM makes my inner pedant scream & cry.

Do you know what the original query was by any chance? I keep notes on these fails. 😼
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"I say, what a wonderful suffragette, she's so violent! Hello!"
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
They're both excellent takes, we'll save on for the DVD extras. <3
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
(i have all sorts of regrets actually but that poor kid could really use something positive 😼 and life has gone a lot easier than 18-year-old me thought it would tbh)
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
lil bean <3
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Mostly kidding, of course, "most trafficked" *still* wouldn't mean "best" or "most representative." The fact binaries are at the top does make sense. (You kids know what binaries are, right? It was the Usenet word for "porn."😇) Also, that list is 100% unsourced and is probably shit.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM