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martianempress.bsky.social
All-Devouring Scourge of Terra (Mrs.)
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Empress* Rezeya I of House Montecore-St-Hobbes, Sovereign* of Mars, not* just some bitchy tiger-thing squatting in a derelict military base as the vile* deceitful* Solar Annotators would have you believe

50, she/her/Your Majesty*

[*disputed—SolAnn]
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I'm doing a YCH.

Bidding's over at FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/63209555/
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
martianempress.bsky.social
*grins smugly and grooms her forepaw*
word cluster for my last year's posts; the biggest and most used terms include "tell, mean, fucking, fuck, those." And of course, "martian."
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
martianempress.bsky.social
"Auntie Rez, what would happen if the Moonins discovered prog rock?"

innocentrecords.bandcamp.com/album/singin...
Singing Daxophone, by Kazuhisa Uchihashi
13 track album
innocentrecords.bandcamp.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
martianempress.bsky.social
I don't normally rep Team Dog, but how does this adorable short not have more views?!? This is an EXTREMELY HIGH-QUALITY BOY. Heck, if he really studies, someday he could even be a cat. 😼

(His two little buddies would vouch for him, I'm sure!)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojmH...
"Dog Brain" - A Studio 105 Animated Short
YouTube video by Studio 105
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November 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
martianempress.bsky.social
I've read horror novels with a less exciting plot than this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPMd...
The CRAZIEST Music Notation Song EVER. (Worse than Rush-E?!?)
YouTube video by Music with Stacey
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November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
martianempress.bsky.social
I'm adding this one to my political memetics arsenal RIGHT now. I KNOW some of y'all could use this. Or are this.😻
phorrums.bsky.social Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 13d
I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
martianempress.bsky.social
"no regrets, kid 👍"
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
martianempress.bsky.social
If you see this, post a monster 🦄🦑🫶🫵
Translucent-skinned "monster" unicorn with a mollusc-tentacled mane and tail. She is kneeling and gazing slightly upward with a contemplative expression, looking very dubiously threatening. Artwork by Neogeen.
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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aliciagoranson.bsky.social
It's out! Blood Doll Season 1 is out!

If you love postmodern dissections of vampires, erotic debate clubs, consensual Dominance/submission play where both sides are actively themselves, and ultimately depictions of healthy plurality, point your browser over to:

blooddollpod.com

#vtm #audiodrama
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
martianempress.bsky.social
I just want to flee to the 1970s-BBC alternate universe Internet & live there instead. Can we have that? Can we have CEEFAX2 and have all the adults, who want to have adult things like panel quizzes and science education and gardening tips, move over there? The Facebook hordes can HAVE the Internet.
Fake screenshot for the fictional teletext service SOLFAX.
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
martianempress.bsky.social
I think I just learned a valuable lesson.

I was going to make a wisecrack comparing that list of "popular forums" to a list of top Usenet newsgroups, naively thinking it would be all full of cutting-edge counterculture, real Mondo 2000 stuff.

Nope. Porn, free movies, yellin' about politics.🤷‍♀️Heh.
A purported, unsourced list of top newsgroups from Usenet. alt.binaries.cd.image.xbox 2163574 alt.binaries.dvd 1909679 alt.binaries.cd.image.playstation2.dvdiso 1614481 alt.binaries.dvdr 1467732 alt.society.liberalism 1431990 control.cancel 1149895 alt.binaries.cd.image 1132991 alt.binaries.warez.quebec-hackers 943381 alt.politics.bush 936593 alt.binaries.multimedia 908520 alt.binaries.erotica 784432 alt.binaries.pictures.erotica 762962 alt.politics 631065 alt.binaries.sounds.mp3.complete_cd 557827 alt.binaries.dvd.french 533855 alt.atheism 528582 microsoft.public.windowsxp.help_and_support 498227 alt.binaries.cd.image.games 495695 alt.anonymous.messages 472178 alt.binaries.dvd.anime 456967 microsoft.public.windowsxp.general 410280
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
martianempress.bsky.social
"Google, please summarize everything I hate about you, your priorities, and what you fuckers have done to our society in a single image."
Screenshot: I searched Google for "best forum on the Internet" and instead got its autogenerated list of the "most popular forums" on the Internet. The list: Reddit, Quora, Stack Overflow, 4chan(!?!), Discord, IGN, Something Awful, XDA Developers, and the Epic Games forum.
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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leighloveday.bsky.social
Ryu versus Blanka: GET OFF MY CASE, WEED STONER. Ken versus Dhalsim: GET A JOB YOU HIPPIE WASTOID. Chun-Li versus Vega: PISH POSH, POT IS FOR THE BIRDS! Guile versus M. Bison: I'M CALLING THE COAST GUARD.
November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
martianempress.bsky.social
My name is Rezeya. I take care of the place while the Master is away. At Monterey Pop.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=756Y...
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
martianempress.bsky.social
even the mighty are privileged to blep
hourlytiger.bsky.social Hourly Tigers @hourlytiger.bsky.social · 13d
#hourly #tig https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/tigs/FfnyatVX0AorO8h.jpg
Image of tigs
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
martianempress.bsky.social
Nothing witty to add here, I just love this guy's energy. This guy looks like he's ready to bluff his way into a little kid's teatime.
hourlytiger.bsky.social Hourly Tigers @hourlytiger.bsky.social · 13d
#hourly #tig https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/tigs/IMG_20170320_150458.jpg
Image of tigs
November 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
martianempress.bsky.social
i really do have the greatest cats ever though 💖
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
martianempress.bsky.social
I swear to Bast, this video has saved my relationship with @egypturnash.bsky.social a hundred times over.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaXm...

Because we really do this to each other when we're feeling snitty. It's SO THERAPEUTIC. The key to not getting stuck in a loop is NEVER HAVING IT OUT IN WORDS.
Two Lynx in Ontario Have Intense Conversation
YouTube video by Storyful Viral
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November 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
martianempress.bsky.social
My gender is basically "that little village on the border between one peaceful democratic nation and one brutal autocratic one, and every six months the border shifts and you have to pretend you're something you are absolutely not for a little while, until the cavalry comes and reclaims you."
November 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
martianempress.bsky.social
who says quora can't be fun? 😈

#TheGreatestTrickGodEverPulled
Quora screenshot: Q: Atheists, imagine you're going skydiving with a Christian baby. Suddenly the baby tells you he won't open his parachute until you renounce atheism and accept Jesus as your lord and savior. What would you do? A: You show God what will really is. You say you would rather see a skydiving baby dead than live another day as the pawn of a heartless god. You put the gun between the baby's eyes and you fire. And then you let Yahweh go, so he can tell the others. You wait until that skydiving baby is in the ground and you go after the rest of Heaven. You kill the cherubs, you kill the thrones, you kill the seraphs and the seraphs' friends. You burn down New Jerusalem. You kill gods that owe them money. And then you go underground. You, yourself, become a myth, a spook story that gods tell their angels at night. If you provoke a skydiving baby, Kaiser Soze will get you.
November 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
martianempress.bsky.social
On Cinema at the Cinema is the greatest soap opera that's ever aired.
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
martianempress.bsky.social
Have YOU heard the good news according to Saint Hobbes? Pounce and chew a friend today!
hourlytiger.bsky.social Hourly Tigers @hourlytiger.bsky.social · 18d
#hourly #tig https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/tigs/Fe0t_ASXoAEi9tK.jpg
Image of tigs
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
martianempress.bsky.social
Okay, so what's the current roster of "roguelite casino" games? AFAIK we got...

Balatro (poker)
Cloverpit/Luck Be A Landlord (slots)
Bingle Bingle (roulette)
Aotenjo (mahjong)
Dungeons & Degenerate Gamblers (blackjack)
Insider Trading (stonks)

Are there any I've missed? Is there Baccarat yet?😺
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
martianempress.bsky.social
squad goals 😼
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
martianempress.bsky.social
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

-horror with intertitles
-Midwestern Shakespeare
-space truckers
-apopheniac bait
-dehumanized plastic ""dystopia""
shaenon.bsky.social Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 20d
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

-Two girls bond over evil
-Art drives people insane
-Australia is weird
-Everybody who died shows up at the end as ghosts and makes you cry
-Repo Man
moviessilently.bsky.social Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 20d
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

-"I got it, we'll *pretend* to be married! What could go wrong?"
-Englishmen being weird
-Ship hunted by submarine
-Submarine hunted by ship
-Submarine hunted by other submarine

(The first two can be improved by the addition of a submarine.)
November 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM