Martianman
@martianman.bsky.social
Man from Mars and Twitter flee-er
If Mike Norvell had to fill out a year end review for himself like in the corporate world:
* Had a 1000 yard WR
* Doubled conference win total from prior year
* Won more than 2x the number of games from prior year
* 5-2 home record
* Consistent away record
* Beat probable SEC Champ
* Had a 1000 yard WR
* Doubled conference win total from prior year
* Won more than 2x the number of games from prior year
* 5-2 home record
* Consistent away record
* Beat probable SEC Champ
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If Mike Norvell had to fill out a year end review for himself like in the corporate world:
* Had a 1000 yard WR
* Doubled conference win total from prior year
* Won more than 2x the number of games from prior year
* 5-2 home record
* Consistent away record
* Beat probable SEC Champ
* Had a 1000 yard WR
* Doubled conference win total from prior year
* Won more than 2x the number of games from prior year
* 5-2 home record
* Consistent away record
* Beat probable SEC Champ
I still do not understand how this FSU team is this f'ing bad away from Doak. It should be studied for future coaching generations.
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I still do not understand how this FSU team is this f'ing bad away from Doak. It should be studied for future coaching generations.
When I play NCAA 26, I get excited when I play teams using a 3-3-5 defense because I run all over them. I appreciate DJ coming back--I wish the team could have played better for him but he should get his money in the draft.
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
When I play NCAA 26, I get excited when I play teams using a 3-3-5 defense because I run all over them. I appreciate DJ coming back--I wish the team could have played better for him but he should get his money in the draft.
I bet $5 (which was basically a birthday bonus bet from the app) on NC State over FSU and I had been never more confident in a bet.
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I bet $5 (which was basically a birthday bonus bet from the app) on NC State over FSU and I had been never more confident in a bet.
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Here’s my breakdown of EA’s pending sale… to Saudi Arabia… and why this is much, much bigger than video games. I’m late to this from a ‘news’ perspective obviously, but it’s because I worked on this video for about a month.
youtu.be/yOzFyrRH_sw
youtu.be/yOzFyrRH_sw
I probably shouldn't post this
YouTube video by Charalanahzard
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Here’s my breakdown of EA’s pending sale… to Saudi Arabia… and why this is much, much bigger than video games. I’m late to this from a ‘news’ perspective obviously, but it’s because I worked on this video for about a month.
youtu.be/yOzFyrRH_sw
youtu.be/yOzFyrRH_sw
Why does the guy in the 4Patriots emergency meal and generator commercials look like he lives off the emergency meals and a generator.
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Why does the guy in the 4Patriots emergency meal and generator commercials look like he lives off the emergency meals and a generator.
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
"Vaccines will help save your life, and we will just give them to you for free"
"They have microchips and kill more than they save, pass."
"GLP-1s were created for one purpose but it looks like they help lose weight but we don't know the long-term..."
GIVE IT TO ME I'LL PAY YOU DOUBLE FOR IT
"They have microchips and kill more than they save, pass."
"GLP-1s were created for one purpose but it looks like they help lose weight but we don't know the long-term..."
GIVE IT TO ME I'LL PAY YOU DOUBLE FOR IT
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"Vaccines will help save your life, and we will just give them to you for free"
"They have microchips and kill more than they save, pass."
"GLP-1s were created for one purpose but it looks like they help lose weight but we don't know the long-term..."
GIVE IT TO ME I'LL PAY YOU DOUBLE FOR IT
"They have microchips and kill more than they save, pass."
"GLP-1s were created for one purpose but it looks like they help lose weight but we don't know the long-term..."
GIVE IT TO ME I'LL PAY YOU DOUBLE FOR IT
Yahoo finance reporting that layoffs in October were the worst they've been in over 20 years, and in the same breath you see that 75% of Tesla stockholders approved a $1 trillion package for Musk. Unreal.
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Yahoo finance reporting that layoffs in October were the worst they've been in over 20 years, and in the same breath you see that 75% of Tesla stockholders approved a $1 trillion package for Musk. Unreal.
YouTubeTV has suggested to me to sign up for the ESPN app if I want to see sports on "Disney channels":
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
YouTubeTV has suggested to me to sign up for the ESPN app if I want to see sports on "Disney channels":
It's amazing when people finally realize that a person that lies 100% of the time is, in fact, a liar.
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It's amazing when people finally realize that a person that lies 100% of the time is, in fact, a liar.
What a sports day. Clemson, Miami and Florida all lose and FSU wins. Good sleeping tonight.
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
What a sports day. Clemson, Miami and Florida all lose and FSU wins. Good sleeping tonight.
Good lord this FSU defense is terrible. And I'm not even watching.
October 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Good lord this FSU defense is terrible. And I'm not even watching.
@sickoscommittee.org ALERT. I'm at the Akron/Miami OH game and with 10 minutes left in the half we are scoreless with a turnover, 3 punts and a missed FG. #MACTION
October 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
@sickoscommittee.org ALERT. I'm at the Akron/Miami OH game and with 10 minutes left in the half we are scoreless with a turnover, 3 punts and a missed FG. #MACTION
Kevin Stefanski and Shedeur Sanders:
October 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Kevin Stefanski and Shedeur Sanders:
So my college is doing a new search for a president, and one of the people on the committee is from The Heritage Foundation and not a single POC on the committee either. I pointed this out to both my alumni rep, and also to the school itself, and crickets. I'll donate my money elsewhere, thanks.
September 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
So my college is doing a new search for a president, and one of the people on the committee is from The Heritage Foundation and not a single POC on the committee either. I pointed this out to both my alumni rep, and also to the school itself, and crickets. I'll donate my money elsewhere, thanks.
Amazing timing here:
September 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Amazing timing here:
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains
September 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains
Jesus this Steelers defense is worse than last year. And Broderick Jones needs to never see the field again.
September 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Jesus this Steelers defense is worse than last year. And Broderick Jones needs to never see the field again.
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So happy Dalton is back #AEWCollision
September 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
So happy Dalton is back #AEWCollision
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social media gold
September 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
social media gold
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