Martin Pollard
@martin0566.bsky.social
#SoftwareDeveloper #Liberal #DogDad #Trekkie #Whovian #SciFiNerd #TechGeek #AndroidGuy #VACCINATED
Translation: "I never thought the leopards would eat *MY* face!!! 😭😭😭"
Trump literally putting Marge’s life in danger because she wants to see the Epstein files
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Translation: "I never thought the leopards would eat *MY* face!!! 😭😭😭"
Reposted by Martin Pollard
"I can abhor the violence that took your life, but I don't have to celebrate how you chose to live."
Pastor Howard-John Wesley
Pastor Howard-John Wesley
September 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"I can abhor the violence that took your life, but I don't have to celebrate how you chose to live."
Pastor Howard-John Wesley
Pastor Howard-John Wesley
Wouldn't AI generating AI for a movie about AI featuring AI characters trigger a deadly recursive feedback loop? 🤔
August 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Wouldn't AI generating AI for a movie about AI featuring AI characters trigger a deadly recursive feedback loop? 🤔
Imma gonna do my part, you can bet your sweet bippy on that.
Overheard: I'm surprised the nickname “Pedofuhrer" hasn't caught on yet.
July 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Imma gonna do my part, you can bet your sweet bippy on that.
Reposted by Martin Pollard
seems accurate.
June 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
seems accurate.
Awww, poor Emperor TACO haz the sadz, and the Slovenian Time Share looks like she'd rather be anywhere else. And Lil' Marco Rubio's barely-tried-to-hide-it bored yawn is 👨🏻🍳's 💋.
Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣
June 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Awww, poor Emperor TACO haz the sadz, and the Slovenian Time Share looks like she'd rather be anywhere else. And Lil' Marco Rubio's barely-tried-to-hide-it bored yawn is 👨🏻🍳's 💋.
Reposted by Martin Pollard
In other news, the leopard obesity epidemic is causing significant concern in their community. “I’ve tried Ozempic, but there’s so much delicious face to eat,” said Panthera Pardus, local leopard. “I’m just doing my civic duty, please stop fat-shaming me.”
May 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
In other news, the leopard obesity epidemic is causing significant concern in their community. “I’ve tried Ozempic, but there’s so much delicious face to eat,” said Panthera Pardus, local leopard. “I’m just doing my civic duty, please stop fat-shaming me.”
As Tywin Lannister would probably say: "Any man who must say 'I am the President' is no true President."
March 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
As Tywin Lannister would probably say: "Any man who must say 'I am the President' is no true President."
Phony Stark talks a good game, but when you actually listen to what he's saying, you discover that he's an idiot. He's a dumb person's idea of a smart person, all because he has the gift of making BS sound like wisdom (just like his incoming bought-and-paid-for Puppet President).
January 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Phony Stark talks a good game, but when you actually listen to what he's saying, you discover that he's an idiot. He's a dumb person's idea of a smart person, all because he has the gift of making BS sound like wisdom (just like his incoming bought-and-paid-for Puppet President).
Merry Christmas, everyone!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHio...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHio...
Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Christmas Eve / Sarajevo (Timeless Version) (Official Music Video) [HD]
YouTube video by Trans-Siberian Orchestra
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2024 at 6:42 AM
Merry Christmas, everyone!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHio...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHio...
That really sucks. As a DoorDash driver, I used to pick up quite a few big orders from my local store. Thanks a lot, vulture capitalists, for sucking dry yet another company and throwing its empty husk on the side of the road as you move on to your next victim. 🤬
Party City is closing down all of its stores, ending nearly 40 years in business
Party City is going out of business | CNN Business
Party City is closing down all of its stores, ending nearly 40 years in business, CNN has learned.
cnn.it
December 20, 2024 at 7:37 PM
That really sucks. As a DoorDash driver, I used to pick up quite a few big orders from my local store. Thanks a lot, vulture capitalists, for sucking dry yet another company and throwing its empty husk on the side of the road as you move on to your next victim. 🤬
"St. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go, I owe my soul to the company store."
December 18, 2024 at 2:42 PM
"St. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go, I owe my soul to the company store."
Heard a dance version of Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" in a restaurant while picking up food late last night. Words cannot adequately describe how many levels of wrong that was. 😭
a close up of a man 's face in a dark room in a dark room .
Alt: A young Phil Collins reacting to a dance version of his hit song "In the Air Tonight." He is not pleased.
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2024 at 6:44 AM
Heard a dance version of Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" in a restaurant while picking up food late last night. Words cannot adequately describe how many levels of wrong that was. 😭
ACK!!! THPPPPT!!!
Bleh!
argh
November 27, 2024 at 4:23 AM
ACK!!! THPPPPT!!!
Hate can only survive when it has enemies to feed on. When those are gone, it turns on itself.
I can’t tell you how different it is on X now after so many people have left. I have always followed mostly right-wing accounts because I cover them, and they are running out of people to pick fights with. So they’re just mostly fighting with each other.
November 23, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Hate can only survive when it has enemies to feed on. When those are gone, it turns on itself.
Fed up with politics and it's only Tuesday? Here's a picture of my dog Midget, perched on her throne. She's a true mutt, a mix of about a dozen breeds. "Don't pigeonhole me, hoomin!" 😂
November 12, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Fed up with politics and it's only Tuesday? Here's a picture of my dog Midget, perched on her throne. She's a true mutt, a mix of about a dozen breeds. "Don't pigeonhole me, hoomin!" 😂
Veteran's Day, where we honor the brave men and women who fought for the rights and freedoms that, sadly, this country apparently no longer thinks are worthy enough to fight for.
November 11, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Veteran's Day, where we honor the brave men and women who fought for the rights and freedoms that, sadly, this country apparently no longer thinks are worthy enough to fight for.
Finally deactivated my NaziChan account. There are accounts I was following over there that I'm going to miss (Motor City Comic Con, Mark Hamill, The Digital Bits, and a few others), but removing the abuse to my psyche takes precedence. 👍🏻
November 10, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Finally deactivated my NaziChan account. There are accounts I was following over there that I'm going to miss (Motor City Comic Con, Mark Hamill, The Digital Bits, and a few others), but removing the abuse to my psyche takes precedence. 👍🏻
He is not a normal Republican, @npr.org. He is a fascist. And you are sanewashing him in order to preserve your funding. For this and your past coddling of the right, you deserve to be defunded and disappeared into the dustbin of history.
The lessons of history about second-term presidents and second-term Republicans in particular are not just the stuff of textbooks. They can offer guidance and perhaps even temper expectations.
The story of White House 'trophy terms' offers a cautionary tale
The lessons of history about second-term presidents and second-term Republicans in particular are not just the stuff of textbooks. They can offer guidance and perhaps even temper expectations.
www.npr.org
November 10, 2024 at 7:13 PM
He is not a normal Republican, @npr.org. He is a fascist. And you are sanewashing him in order to preserve your funding. For this and your past coddling of the right, you deserve to be defunded and disappeared into the dustbin of history.