Hey @neildegrassetyson.com I’m seeing that a new 9th planet has been discovered in our solar system. Is there a solid reason we can’t call this one Pluto and rename the old Pluto to something else?

In French they are known as the Brontë sœurs but in Jurassic they're the Brontësaurs.

Picture this.
Your phone informs you that you have a personality disorder, writes you a prescription, then won’t do anything you want until you take your meds. Believe me it can tell whether you really did or not.

Are you pleased?
Or do you throw your phone away?

Guess I gotta figure out how to change my username now. The MartinTenbones character doesn’t have the same valiant shine on him in light of the revelations about the author of The Sandman.

The number one rule of throwing a pencil is that an unsharpened pencil is a gift, while a sharpened pencil is a threat. The number two rule of throwing a pencil is to always use a

since X is definitely X now, bluesky shoud change their name to twitter

I don’t want to be rude to my neighbors so I never speak to them.

Shoot how do hashtags work on BlueSky? This is gonna take some getting used to.

#HalloweenNoteToSelf Find some mannequins to put costumes on and plant in the yard early in October. On #Halloween exchange clothes with a mannequin and take its place to scare anyone who’s seen the yard by daylight.

I keep seeing ads for the new #AHS season, Oka. How the heck is this connected to anything? No returning stars and Rosario Dawson in weird heavy makeup/costume? #AHSSeason12 #AHS12 #AHSOKA