Marvin the Paranoid Android
marvintherobot666.bsky.social
Marvin the Paranoid Android
@marvintherobot666.bsky.social
They/them 🏳️‍🌈
Science lover 🔬
Biomedical major 🧪
Douglas Adams fan (if that wasn't obvious)
Fuckin' love Hank Green
AuDHD haver
Trans rights, because even as an android I have basic human empathy 🏳️‍⚧️
Wish I were Canadian right now 🇨🇦🫡
I'd like for him to get a fake ID, use it at a gas station to buy beer, then try to vote using it. I guaran-fucking-tee one's gonna be a lot easier than the other.
February 12, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Plenty of people have been in contact with their loved ones only for the contact to suddenly cease and then - only when they press the detention centers - are they informed that they were moved somewhere else. If that's not disappearing I don't know what is.
February 12, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Well, they're often taken without their family or friends' knowledge and sent to some distant detention center and then - if they're lucky - they get to call their family and explain what happened and where they are, but they're likely to just be moved randomly without explanation.
February 12, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Before you ask, yes I do have ADHD.
February 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I've never left the country, I am a legal citizen by all means. If I have to bring anything more than my ID I guarantee you I will not be able to vote. I don't know where my birth certificate is man. I don't even know if it's in my house anymore.
February 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
It's so bare minimum that it goes without saying. Like how we don't have to tell people not to throw literal flaming human shit at each other, we just know not to.
February 10, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Especially since he pissed off the NRA. I don't support gun ownership, but I cannot think of a worse group to piss off than the guys who carry guns recreationally.
February 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
It actually takes a lot of work to deport people and it's totally not because they're all private prisons making profits off of having prisoners not at all don't look into that fake news you sound crazy right now
February 10, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I was pretty young at the time, so my parents didn't tell me the truth until a while later. Crazy enough, he was actually in a hospital receiving treatment for his mental health disorder. You'd have figured a security guard in that environment would be prepared to deescalate, but apparently not.
February 10, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I've never felt safer knowing that there are masked men who could break into my house at any time with fully automatic weapons and make me disappear from the face of the earth ♥️
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Happened to my uncle, except it was a security guard who was supposed to use a taser and not a gun as the first line of defense 🙃
February 10, 2026 at 3:27 AM
What a time to be alive where we're praising a monarch for not being a pedophile. At least as far as we know.
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I think it's crazy that all of this ICE bullshit is being done under the guise of making America safer. I've never felt safer than when masked men are roving the streets and could disappear me for saying the wrong thing or looking at them for too long.
February 10, 2026 at 3:09 AM
The last time we had a leader that punished people for speaking against him, we started the American Revolution.
February 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
It's hilarious because you can see interviews with Obama where he doesn't give a single shit about Trump. It's quite literally the "YOU RUINED MY LIFE!" and "I don't even know who you are." Meme
February 7, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Personally I want to be taken to Disneyland - still just barely alive - and then once I die they throw my body into a wood chipper so that the medics cannot possibly remove my body before declaring me dead, thereby becoming the first person to die in Disneyland.
February 5, 2026 at 1:23 AM