Marvin the Paranoid Android
@marvintherobot666.bsky.social
They/them 🏳️🌈
Science lover 🔬
Biomedical major 🧪
Douglas Adams fan (if that wasn't obvious)
Fuckin' love Hank Green
AuDHD haver
Trans rights, because even as an android I have basic human empathy 🏳️⚧️
Wish I were Canadian right now 🇨🇦🫡
Science lover 🔬
Biomedical major 🧪
Douglas Adams fan (if that wasn't obvious)
Fuckin' love Hank Green
AuDHD haver
Trans rights, because even as an android I have basic human empathy 🏳️⚧️
Wish I were Canadian right now 🇨🇦🫡
I think it's funny when people come onto Bluesky and complain that everything is politics. Bestie, do you know where you are? This is liberal Twitter, what were you expecting?
Do you go to a retirement home and ask why everyone is old there?
Do you go to a retirement home and ask why everyone is old there?
December 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I think it's funny when people come onto Bluesky and complain that everything is politics. Bestie, do you know where you are? This is liberal Twitter, what were you expecting?
Do you go to a retirement home and ask why everyone is old there?
Do you go to a retirement home and ask why everyone is old there?
Incredibly frustrating living in an ingredients family that doesn't even get the ingredients to make any kind of cohesive meal. Anyways I'll be having green onions on toast today.
December 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Incredibly frustrating living in an ingredients family that doesn't even get the ingredients to make any kind of cohesive meal. Anyways I'll be having green onions on toast today.
It's actually insane that I didn't know the "MICHAEL! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!" line ISNT from Arrested Development???
December 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It's actually insane that I didn't know the "MICHAEL! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!" line ISNT from Arrested Development???
Saying that Epstein wasn't actually that bad cuz he only went after older teens is like if a murderer tried to justify their murders by only killing the elderly and chemo patients. Fun fact, it's a crime either way!
December 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Saying that Epstein wasn't actually that bad cuz he only went after older teens is like if a murderer tried to justify their murders by only killing the elderly and chemo patients. Fun fact, it's a crime either way!
SCAM ALERT PEOPLE!!
This company, MediaQart, is advertising a "needle-free glucometer," which is shown to clearly be a pulse oximeter. DO NOT PURCHASE FROM THEM!
This company, MediaQart, is advertising a "needle-free glucometer," which is shown to clearly be a pulse oximeter. DO NOT PURCHASE FROM THEM!
December 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
SCAM ALERT PEOPLE!!
This company, MediaQart, is advertising a "needle-free glucometer," which is shown to clearly be a pulse oximeter. DO NOT PURCHASE FROM THEM!
This company, MediaQart, is advertising a "needle-free glucometer," which is shown to clearly be a pulse oximeter. DO NOT PURCHASE FROM THEM!
Behold, the feral beast no rescue wanted to take in:
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Behold, the feral beast no rescue wanted to take in:
This shit operating on the honor system 😭
December 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This shit operating on the honor system 😭
The fact that Elon Musk, as a SELF DESCRIBED TRANSHUMANIST, absolutely DETESTS the idea of gender affirming surgery but supports getting a literal chip implanted in your brain is crazy to me.
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The fact that Elon Musk, as a SELF DESCRIBED TRANSHUMANIST, absolutely DETESTS the idea of gender affirming surgery but supports getting a literal chip implanted in your brain is crazy to me.
I'm always confused and sort of impressed when I see an unflushed automatic toilet. Did you teleport out? Or did you teleport your shit in? How did you do it??
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I'm always confused and sort of impressed when I see an unflushed automatic toilet. Did you teleport out? Or did you teleport your shit in? How did you do it??
Was talking about Democrats being push-overs and corrupt, and a person (Who I knew had fervently supported Trump) said, "I thought you were a liberal! Are you conservative now?"
Ma'am, I'm not gonna worship a political party and praise everything they do. Stop being a fucking brown-noser.
Ma'am, I'm not gonna worship a political party and praise everything they do. Stop being a fucking brown-noser.
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Was talking about Democrats being push-overs and corrupt, and a person (Who I knew had fervently supported Trump) said, "I thought you were a liberal! Are you conservative now?"
Ma'am, I'm not gonna worship a political party and praise everything they do. Stop being a fucking brown-noser.
Ma'am, I'm not gonna worship a political party and praise everything they do. Stop being a fucking brown-noser.
The kitten I was told was "too feral to be helped."
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The kitten I was told was "too feral to be helped."
Professor Edison (Turns out he is a boy) has a potential forever home!! Please manifest this with me!!
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Professor Edison (Turns out he is a boy) has a potential forever home!! Please manifest this with me!!
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Everyone has Probably already seen this ….and I will hate myself in the morning, but it’s good so watch and enjoy
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Everyone has Probably already seen this ….and I will hate myself in the morning, but it’s good so watch and enjoy
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Quiet Piggy!!! Quiet Piggy!!!
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Quiet Piggy!!! Quiet Piggy!!!
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From Gavin Newsom:
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
From Gavin Newsom:
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Gosh they must have used so much tipex on the Epstein Files.
November 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Gosh they must have used so much tipex on the Epstein Files.
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Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
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As Trump ramps up his ICE raids in Charlotte, North Carolina, more than 30,000 students across the county reportedly did not attend school on Monday.
This isn't about going after the “worst of the worst.”
It was always about cruelty.
This isn't about going after the “worst of the worst.”
It was always about cruelty.
More Than 30,000 Students in One North Carolina School District Skipped Class on Monday amid ICE Raids
More than 30,000 students in Charlotte-Mecklenburg County reportedly did not attend school on Monday, Nov. 17. This come
people.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
As Trump ramps up his ICE raids in Charlotte, North Carolina, more than 30,000 students across the county reportedly did not attend school on Monday.
This isn't about going after the “worst of the worst.”
It was always about cruelty.
This isn't about going after the “worst of the worst.”
It was always about cruelty.
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I think the President of the US responding to a question about the murder of a journalist with "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman" is probably pretty bad.
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I think the President of the US responding to a question about the murder of a journalist with "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman" is probably pretty bad.
The little angel is going home this weekend! We've found Mal a foster home!
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The little angel is going home this weekend! We've found Mal a foster home!
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What we've learned from the Epstein Files so far:
- Trump is a loser (Even by pedophile standards)
- Trump is a rapist
- Trump is a pedophile
- Trump blew Bill Clinton?
- Trump is a loser rapist pedophile
- Trump is a loser (Even by pedophile standards)
- Trump is a rapist
- Trump is a pedophile
- Trump blew Bill Clinton?
- Trump is a loser rapist pedophile
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
What we've learned from the Epstein Files so far:
- Trump is a loser (Even by pedophile standards)
- Trump is a rapist
- Trump is a pedophile
- Trump blew Bill Clinton?
- Trump is a loser rapist pedophile
- Trump is a loser (Even by pedophile standards)
- Trump is a rapist
- Trump is a pedophile
- Trump blew Bill Clinton?
- Trump is a loser rapist pedophile
The kitten I've been trying to rescue was heard crying under an underpass. Naturally, I freaked the fuck out and ran there as soon as I could. I couldn't find him anywhere, and I was beginning to assume the worst.
Turns out, he just likes sitting under the underpass and screaming at passer-bys.
Turns out, he just likes sitting under the underpass and screaming at passer-bys.
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The kitten I've been trying to rescue was heard crying under an underpass. Naturally, I freaked the fuck out and ran there as soon as I could. I couldn't find him anywhere, and I was beginning to assume the worst.
Turns out, he just likes sitting under the underpass and screaming at passer-bys.
Turns out, he just likes sitting under the underpass and screaming at passer-bys.