Even better. He got into a wizard duel against an intolerant puritan minister in order to protect actual literal satan from unjust persecution.

Kirk got into an actual wizard duel with literal Satan that one time and no I don't care that TAS is 'dubiously canon' because I am not a coward! They MET Apollo! ACTUAL APOLLO! And those both seem normal compared to some of their other hijinks

Tbh a really good Jedi game would have like 2 laser sword fights and you should feel a little shitty about the bisected corpse at your feet.

Those wouldn't be heels, they'd be stilts

street fighter 2026 looks like a "smuggle several beers into a movie theater" type movie

For real! They were trying so hard to get D&D and went with the most awkward title possible

*hurls shaken up soda can labeled 'Humanity is just a secondary HP pool that gets damaged by being naughty instead of failing to solve the puzzle in the GM's brain'*

The hobby was founded by full of themselves bizzarely petty and vindictive nerds who were convinced their shit didn't stink and has remained much the same since, unlike myself whose petty grievances are totally relevant and correct.

There was a comic like this a few years back! Not Lupin but it was a heist story set in a city where two Kaiju were headed towards to bop the crap out of eachother. Can't attest to it's quality however, never got a chance to read it when it was coming out.

It is such a pain in the aaaaass

I...suddenly understand so much

So, Beyond the Wall and Other Adventures has something like a life path? It's an OSR riff that uses archetype playbooks that spit out a characters history, stats, starting abilities & ties to other characters. It's a bit crap because it's hanging its meat on an osr skeleton but It's interesting crap