Mary
@maryhayes.bsky.social
Educator. Music lover. Collector of hobbies. Desert dweller. Sassy mouth living in discontent. Rated 3.5/5 on Yelp.
Cis-hetero women are obsessed with Heated Rivalry because they want cis-hetero men to be just as vulnerable, romantic, and horny. It's really not that difficult to understand.
December 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Cis-hetero women are obsessed with Heated Rivalry because they want cis-hetero men to be just as vulnerable, romantic, and horny. It's really not that difficult to understand.
My head and heart can only handle two episodes of Heated Rivalry on the same day.
December 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My head and heart can only handle two episodes of Heated Rivalry on the same day.
Pro tip when dining alone. Say it's your birthday, even when it's not. Guaranteed to get a cheeky discount or maybe a little extra bourbon in your Old Fashioned.
December 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Pro tip when dining alone. Say it's your birthday, even when it's not. Guaranteed to get a cheeky discount or maybe a little extra bourbon in your Old Fashioned.
Yikes
This company will now receive monetary bonuses based on how many immigrants it hunts down for ICE theintercept.com/2025/12/19/i...
December 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Yikes
The other day a 3rd grader told me they got $100 from the tooth fairy. For ONE tooth! This is the only kind of inflation I can get behind.
December 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The other day a 3rd grader told me they got $100 from the tooth fairy. For ONE tooth! This is the only kind of inflation I can get behind.
spinal tap album review scene
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December 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It's the week of my birthday which means I'll be debilitated with depression for the next 7 days. 🤘🏼
December 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It's the week of my birthday which means I'll be debilitated with depression for the next 7 days. 🤘🏼
I've been in education for the last 12 years. In that time, I've observed the attention span of children has significantly declined so much that I can compare it to that of a squirrel.
December 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I've been in education for the last 12 years. In that time, I've observed the attention span of children has significantly declined so much that I can compare it to that of a squirrel.
I just discovered the phrase "savage hoop."
December 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I just discovered the phrase "savage hoop."
I would love to go 1 day without being tone-policed by someone and their fragile ego.
December 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I would love to go 1 day without being tone-policed by someone and their fragile ego.
A friend gave me tix to a local charity event with music called Law Rocks. Actual children are bumping shoulders with me at the bar. The complete opposite of what I imagined at this show.
December 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
A friend gave me tix to a local charity event with music called Law Rocks. Actual children are bumping shoulders with me at the bar. The complete opposite of what I imagined at this show.
Since I drive a 20 year old vehicle, I usually listen to the radio when I'm not listening to a CD or a tape. Sometimes when the radio is really boring, I'll hit "scan" and just let it go for my entire commute.
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Since I drive a 20 year old vehicle, I usually listen to the radio when I'm not listening to a CD or a tape. Sometimes when the radio is really boring, I'll hit "scan" and just let it go for my entire commute.
Why am I so unlucky with hairstylists? They never cut my hair the way I like it. 😭
November 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Why am I so unlucky with hairstylists? They never cut my hair the way I like it. 😭
I'm missing my mom's Polish cooking so I'm attempting to make pierogis from scratch. Wish me luck!
November 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I'm missing my mom's Polish cooking so I'm attempting to make pierogis from scratch. Wish me luck!
One freaking session with a new therapist and she alludes that I might have PTSD. Everybody else has just been telling me I'm a cold hearted bitch. Isn't that cute?
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
One freaking session with a new therapist and she alludes that I might have PTSD. Everybody else has just been telling me I'm a cold hearted bitch. Isn't that cute?
It's been one of those weeks where all I want to do is watch Ghost Adventures and have a drink every time Zack or Aaron say, "OH MY GOD" and "Dude."
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It's been one of those weeks where all I want to do is watch Ghost Adventures and have a drink every time Zack or Aaron say, "OH MY GOD" and "Dude."
My dream came true and I had access to the ceramic studio for 10 hours on Saturday. I was able to finish this onggi inspired crock I've been working on for 3 weeks.
November 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My dream came true and I had access to the ceramic studio for 10 hours on Saturday. I was able to finish this onggi inspired crock I've been working on for 3 weeks.
A random guy at Goodwill last minute Halloween shopping recruited me to help him find a dress so he can look like Marjorie Taylor Greene. I think we found something suitable.
October 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
A random guy at Goodwill last minute Halloween shopping recruited me to help him find a dress so he can look like Marjorie Taylor Greene. I think we found something suitable.
I worked and noodled around at the pottery studio from 7:30a - 10p today. When I came home my cat did not have dinner prepared for me. What a careless bitch.
October 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I worked and noodled around at the pottery studio from 7:30a - 10p today. When I came home my cat did not have dinner prepared for me. What a careless bitch.
The mosquitos this season got me like
a man wearing a red shirt that says fox on it
ALT: a man wearing a red shirt that says fox on it
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October 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The mosquitos this season got me like
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The U.S. government secretly attempted to bribe an airplane pilot working for Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro to help capture and turn him in to U.S. custody, according to an investigation by the Associated Press.
AP: U.S. Attempted to Capture Maduro by Bribing His Pilot
The U.S. government secretly attempted to bribe an airplane pilot working for Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, to help
www.democracynow.org
October 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The U.S. government secretly attempted to bribe an airplane pilot working for Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro to help capture and turn him in to U.S. custody, according to an investigation by the Associated Press.
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Sudan's army has lost its last foothold of el-Fasher, in Darfur, to the paramilitary Rapid Support Forces. Now warnings are mounting of a second genocide as mass killings unfold before the world. n.pr/4oe3DRM
As Darfur's last city falls, fears grow 'there will be no one left to save'
Sudan's army has lost its last foothold of el-Fasher, in Darfur, to the paramilitary Rapid Support Forces. Now warnings are mounting of a second genocide as mass killings unfold before the world.
n.pr
October 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Sudan's army has lost its last foothold of el-Fasher, in Darfur, to the paramilitary Rapid Support Forces. Now warnings are mounting of a second genocide as mass killings unfold before the world. n.pr/4oe3DRM
I would really appreciate it if people stopped expecting me to manage their feelings.
October 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I would really appreciate it if people stopped expecting me to manage their feelings.
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Jamaica is responsible for less than 0.05% of global CO2 pollution.
That it's about to be destroyed by a monster hurricane is climate injustice — aka climate colonialism, aka global capitalism — in action.
That it's about to be destroyed by a monster hurricane is climate injustice — aka climate colonialism, aka global capitalism — in action.
October 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Jamaica is responsible for less than 0.05% of global CO2 pollution.
That it's about to be destroyed by a monster hurricane is climate injustice — aka climate colonialism, aka global capitalism — in action.
That it's about to be destroyed by a monster hurricane is climate injustice — aka climate colonialism, aka global capitalism — in action.
What are we all dressing up as for Halloween?
October 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
What are we all dressing up as for Halloween?