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Haley Masch
@maschpit.bsky.social
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I will bring everyone I know to the Oakland show
January 29, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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Honorable Mention:
Juicy J & Endea Owens - Caught Up In This Illusion
music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
January 23, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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8. Hyphyskazerbox - BPD SUPERSTAR ULTRA
hyphyskazerbox.bandcamp.com/album/bpd-su...

9. Model/Actriz - Pirouette
modelactriz.bandcamp.com/album/piroue...

10. SPELLLING - Portrait of My Heart
spellling.bandcamp.com/album/portra...
January 23, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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4. Cocojoey - STARS
cocojoey.bandcamp.com/album/stars

5. DOOR EATER - try
dooreater.bandcamp.com/album/try

6. Geese - Getting Killed
geesebandnyc.bandcamp.com/album/gettin...

7. Gumby's Junk - Business & Pleasure
gumbys-junk.bandcamp.com/album/busine...
January 23, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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FAVORITE ALBUMS OF 2025
(Alphabetically by artist):

1. Black Country, New Road - Forever Howlong
blackcountrynewroad.bandcamp.com/album/foreve...

2. clipping. - Dead Channel Sky
clppng.bandcamp.com/album/dead-c...

3. Closegood - Aesthetic is Death
closegood.bandcamp.com/album/aesthe...
January 23, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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It's been over 15 years and still no multiplayer game has surpassed Rock Band 3.

You can still get some friends together and have the most fun possible playing a game, the dream is not dead.
January 15, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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I told my friend I'm too anxious to put all my stickers on anything so he got me magnet sheets.

I've lost track of a lot of these artists inbetween platforms, please tag any you recognize!
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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I nearly only have nightmares, but the other day I had such a vivid dream that I immediately had to get up and write it all down.

It was about AdamTheWoo, someone whose content I had not seen in probably a decade, on the night I learned of his death.
Last night I dreamt a vlogger recorded his day walking along a popular suburban river, flowing gently and lined with grass, occasionally passing under shady tree cover or around bends lined with tiny strips of sand barely wide enough to stand on. It started with him catching and talking about the local fish, as well as talking to people he came across, such as a bee scientist he knew named Erin who was studying ground hives with a research team. He eventually ran into another friend, and after walking together for a while, they found a huge pirate ship moored to the bank, far too large for the body of water it inhabited. They decided to unmoor it and sail it down the river, putting on an impromptu pirate show for the onlookers relaxing along the banks. Neither knew how to sail it and it crashed back and forth between the sides of the river as it went, making huge echoey cracking sounds, but never causing the two men enough concern to stop their show. Eventually, the vlogger lost his footing while up in the rigging, causing him to fall from the heights and smash into the deck, killing him, but not interrupting his laissez-faire narration, it's post-production recording giving a sense of omnipresent indifference to the horrific event that was just shown. The video continued, looping back to the beginning of the day where the vlogger started again through the same events, although this time slightly different, tainted with the variation of life's uncontrollabilities, but never changing any of the outcomes of the interactions. This second version of the day was more abridged than the first, editing out the most mundane of interactions and scenes, yet narrated with the same tenor, seemingly unfazed by their previous annihilation, even as they met the same friend, discovered the same ship, and climbed aboard. This performance also ended in carnage, an enthusiastic sword swing's miscalculated arc tearing through the fat of the vlogger's stomach, spilling his intestines onto the deck of the ship as his consciousness faded and he collapsed into the start of the day again. This continued, the finale of the day always being the crunch of a body crushed, the crack of a broken neck, or the wet thud of organs hitting wood. None of these atrocities wavered the enthusiastic optimism of the narration, but each repetition edited out more and more of the day before the events on the ship. Eventually, the narrator varied from his established path, instead hiking up a hill to a plateau overlooking the river, where you could see the ship, as well as the path all of its voyages would take. The camera then zoomed in to watch another version of the narrator walk along his cosmically well-trodden path, meeting his friend and climbing aboard the ship. As we got a bird's eye view of the tragedy, the vlogger changed his topic from the previous enthusiastic report of the events happening, to a more introspective pondering of the inevitability of death. These musings were recorded live, softly spoken from behind the camera, removing the contradiction of a postmortem narration. He sat for a while, watching the same half hour unfold again and again. When the ship met it's fate, he slowly panned the camera back up the river to watch it happen again, speaking less and less each time, beaten down under an unsetting sun.
December 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Adding Milliner to my resumé
December 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Slay
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Spooky puppy goes to forest rave. Grahhhhhh!! Bwehh!!
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Had my annual Over the Garden Wall watch party and in addition to serving everyone a homecooked 7-course meal based on each episode, I made the frame from the series title card by hand to frame my TV
November 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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I managed to get tickets last night literally 45 minutes before showtime I still can't believe it
October 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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This estrogen shit crazy I've been a girl for like 4 months now and have already gotten into a major car accident
October 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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I love a good outfit that magically works super well with a tail
October 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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praise gourd
October 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Boyfriend has officially lost it
October 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Currently making my Halloween costume and found the pictures from last year when me and Pigeon were The Beast and The Woodsman from Over The Garden Wall
October 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Rare selfie cause I've been loving this outfit I put together
June 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Got this absolutely incredible piece from Konnestra recently!!
June 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Many of you @clppng.bsky.social fans know Sharon (Counterfeit Madison) from her incredible contribution to their recent live shows.

Unfortunately, she has been the victim of a housing scam as soon as she returned from the tour, right in the middle of a multi-state move. (1/2)
May 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Throwing away some of my old art and thought I'd check if anyone would want any of it. Free or pay what-you-want
Size Medium 11 x 14 darkroom prints 11 x 17 13 x 19 inkjet prints
May 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Finally got confirmation my pieces successfully arrived in the Winter 2022 edition of "The Postcard Collective" where if you're selected, you get a theme and have to make ~30 postcards to send out to all the other artists in that quarter's exchange.

The theme was "Recklessness"
March 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Unfortunately the goth boots ended in tragedy. Turns out "Dominator" goes so hard that it's actually physically dangerous.

Shot & chaser
March 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM