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Haley Masch
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maschpit.bsky.social
Your coworker in 2011: hey bro you wanna go see Paul?

Your coworker in 2028: hey bro you wanna go see Paul?
culturecrave.co Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 2d
First official look at Paul Mescal, Harris Dickinson, Barry Keoghan and Joseph Quinn in the upcoming biopic films for 'The Beatles'

Releasing in 2028
January 30, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Reposted by Haley Masch
chateaucat.bsky.social
If you're out and about in Oakland *tomorrow* please consider going to Spectator Books on Piedmont and buying a book bc honestly I'm not sure we can afford to be closed and I need all the job security I can get rn lmaooo
January 30, 2026 at 8:31 PM
maschpit.bsky.social
As some of you may know, I've been unemployed for a while. Unfortunately, my benefits have run out which was my only source of income.

I'm hoping to raise $4k to cover 3 months of rent and expenses while I continue to look for work. If anyone is able to contribute anything, it would be a huge help!
January 29, 2026 at 6:04 PM
maschpit.bsky.social
FAVORITE ALBUMS OF 2025
(Alphabetically by artist):

1. Black Country, New Road - Forever Howlong
blackcountrynewroad.bandcamp.com/album/foreve...

2. clipping. - Dead Channel Sky
clppng.bandcamp.com/album/dead-c...

3. Closegood - Aesthetic is Death
closegood.bandcamp.com/album/aesthe...
January 23, 2026 at 6:51 PM
maschpit.bsky.social
It's been over 15 years and still no multiplayer game has surpassed Rock Band 3.

You can still get some friends together and have the most fun possible playing a game, the dream is not dead.
January 15, 2026 at 8:42 PM
maschpit.bsky.social
The hottest person you've ever seen is making the worst short form content you can possibly imagine right now
January 14, 2026 at 6:40 PM
maschpit.bsky.social
I told my friend I'm too anxious to put all my stickers on anything so he got me magnet sheets.

I've lost track of a lot of these artists inbetween platforms, please tag any you recognize!
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Reposted by Haley Masch
wunderkammertales.bsky.social
“In the woods where snow is thick, bars of sunlight lay like pale fire.”

(Catherine Mansfield)

🎨 Eyvind Earle

#wintersky
A decorative, graphic winter scene in deep blue and muted gold tones. A huge tree dominates the image, its trunk and sweeping branches rendered in bold black silhouettes that curl and twist like calligraphy. Fine, delicate twigs fill the canopy with dense, lace-like patterns, dotted with tiny golden, star-shaped needles. Beneath the tree, stylised snowbanks rise in flowing curves, casting long blue shadows across a smooth, pale ground. The overall mood is serene and magical, blending nature and ornament in Eyvind Earle’s distinctive mid-century fairy-tale style.
January 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
maschpit.bsky.social
I nearly only have nightmares, but the other day I had such a vivid dream that I immediately had to get up and write it all down.

It was about AdamTheWoo, someone whose content I had not seen in probably a decade, on the night I learned of his death.
Last night I dreamt a vlogger recorded his day walking along a popular suburban river, flowing gently and lined with grass, occasionally passing under shady tree cover or around bends lined with tiny strips of sand barely wide enough to stand on. It started with him catching and talking about the local fish, as well as talking to people he came across, such as a bee scientist he knew named Erin who was studying ground hives with a research team. He eventually ran into another friend, and after walking together for a while, they found a huge pirate ship moored to the bank, far too large for the body of water it inhabited. They decided to unmoor it and sail it down the river, putting on an impromptu pirate show for the onlookers relaxing along the banks. Neither knew how to sail it and it crashed back and forth between the sides of the river as it went, making huge echoey cracking sounds, but never causing the two men enough concern to stop their show. Eventually, the vlogger lost his footing while up in the rigging, causing him to fall from the heights and smash into the deck, killing him, but not interrupting his laissez-faire narration, it's post-production recording giving a sense of omnipresent indifference to the horrific event that was just shown. The video continued, looping back to the beginning of the day where the vlogger started again through the same events, although this time slightly different, tainted with the variation of life's uncontrollabilities, but never changing any of the outcomes of the interactions. This second version of the day was more abridged than the first, editing out the most mundane of interactions and scenes, yet narrated with the same tenor, seemingly unfazed by their previous annihilation, even as they met the same friend, discovered the same ship, and climbed aboard. This performance also ended in carnage, an enthusiastic sword swing's miscalculated arc tearing through the fat of the vlogger's stomach, spilling his intestines onto the deck of the ship as his consciousness faded and he collapsed into the start of the day again. This continued, the finale of the day always being the crunch of a body crushed, the crack of a broken neck, or the wet thud of organs hitting wood. None of these atrocities wavered the enthusiastic optimism of the narration, but each repetition edited out more and more of the day before the events on the ship. Eventually, the narrator varied from his established path, instead hiking up a hill to a plateau overlooking the river, where you could see the ship, as well as the path all of its voyages would take. The camera then zoomed in to watch another version of the narrator walk along his cosmically well-trodden path, meeting his friend and climbing aboard the ship. As we got a bird's eye view of the tragedy, the vlogger changed his topic from the previous enthusiastic report of the events happening, to a more introspective pondering of the inevitability of death. These musings were recorded live, softly spoken from behind the camera, removing the contradiction of a postmortem narration. He sat for a while, watching the same half hour unfold again and again. When the ship met it's fate, he slowly panned the camera back up the river to watch it happen again, speaking less and less each time, beaten down under an unsetting sun.
December 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
maschpit.bsky.social
Adding Milliner to my resumé
December 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
maschpit.bsky.social
Happy 5th anniversary to one of the best albums of the past decade
youtu.be/SkSUdvlF7yo?...
Always Black
YouTube video by The Avalanches - Topic
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Reposted by Haley Masch
sineadthefae.bsky.social
bandcamp friday is a great day to buy Sountracks for Sex Work icbcollective.bandcamp.com/album/soundt...

• charity compilation album
• free for SWers to use for work
• proceeds to SW advocacy & aid

thanks to @maschpit.bsky.social & everyone from the @clppng.bsky.social discord who made it real 🖤🔥.
Soundtracks For Sex Work, by ICB Collective
36 track album
icbcollective.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
maschpit.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Reposted by Haley Masch
sixgills.bsky.social
Finally posting my new comic, Wolfhead, about fursuiting and playing pretend.
Deer fursuit shots referenced from photography by @attyboy.bsky.social

🧵(1/3)
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
maschpit.bsky.social
This year is truly making me believe in divine punishment for my past transgressions
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
maschpit.bsky.social
Spooky puppy goes to forest rave. Grahhhhhh!! Bwehh!!
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
maschpit.bsky.social
Had my annual Over the Garden Wall watch party and in addition to serving everyone a homecooked 7-course meal based on each episode, I made the frame from the series title card by hand to frame my TV
November 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
maschpit.bsky.social
This estrogen shit crazy I've been a girl for like 4 months now and have already gotten into a major car accident
October 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
maschpit.bsky.social
I love a good outfit that magically works super well with a tail
October 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
maschpit.bsky.social
Was turned down from a job that I am overqualified for and was literally the same but less duties than I was doing in my previous role. I have officially entered "uh oh" territory
October 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
maschpit.bsky.social
praise gourd
October 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
maschpit.bsky.social
Boyfriend has officially lost it
October 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
maschpit.bsky.social
Currently making my Halloween costume and found the pictures from last year when me and Pigeon were The Beast and The Woodsman from Over The Garden Wall
October 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
maschpit.bsky.social
Who up feeling like they disappointing all the important people and communities in their life
September 20, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Reposted by Haley Masch
hydeangelus.bsky.social
September 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM