masonasaro.bsky.social
@masonasaro.bsky.social
nintendo fan, procrastinating fanfic writer, and wannabe game dev
he/him, cis, straight, but still an lgbtq+ ally
he/him, cis, straight, but still an lgbtq+ ally
little bitch never even made it to the island! 🤣
February 5, 2026 at 11:57 PM
little bitch never even made it to the island! 🤣
trump: “elon, what color is my heart?”
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February 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
trump: “elon, what color is my heart?”
he’s teen titans go’s hypothetical depiction of batman v superman lex luthor.
February 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
he’s teen titans go’s hypothetical depiction of batman v superman lex luthor.
game and watch fan here, it’s mostly the game boy collections that i love, but i’ve been trying to find a new wide screen super mario bros one to use as my alarm clock for a while now
February 5, 2026 at 2:37 PM
game and watch fan here, it’s mostly the game boy collections that i love, but i’ve been trying to find a new wide screen super mario bros one to use as my alarm clock for a while now
i’ll get the candles!
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
i’ll get the candles!
at this point i’d take it. totk stunk so bad that skyward sword looks better in comparison, like some certain OTHER prequels…
February 5, 2026 at 12:15 PM
at this point i’d take it. totk stunk so bad that skyward sword looks better in comparison, like some certain OTHER prequels…
new zelda game that’s like the pre-botw games.
February 4, 2026 at 8:05 PM
new zelda game that’s like the pre-botw games.
shit, who let pencil-neck in there?
February 4, 2026 at 1:50 PM
shit, who let pencil-neck in there?
i would, but i was recently diagnosed with poverty and thus am allergic to owning luxury items… (this is my attempt at making light of being broke)
February 3, 2026 at 11:34 PM
i would, but i was recently diagnosed with poverty and thus am allergic to owning luxury items… (this is my attempt at making light of being broke)
shit i meant @games.
February 3, 2026 at 8:52 PM
shit i meant @games.
because the real deals are usually bulky and prone to malfunction… and a real bitch to repair, too. personally i’d go with a singular MAME cab with 2 player joysticks (or that one arcade1up arcade machine that’s supposed to be easy to mod… y’know the one 😏)
February 3, 2026 at 8:52 PM
because the real deals are usually bulky and prone to malfunction… and a real bitch to repair, too. personally i’d go with a singular MAME cab with 2 player joysticks (or that one arcade1up arcade machine that’s supposed to be easy to mod… y’know the one 😏)
who? what? huh? how?
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January 30, 2026 at 8:15 PM
who? what? huh? how?
a prison with no walls… and no toilet…
January 30, 2026 at 12:52 PM
a prison with no walls… and no toilet…
you GOTTA be FUCKING KIDDING! WHY DO ALL THE CREATIVE PEOPLE HAVE TO BE SUCH ASSHOLES!!!
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
you GOTTA be FUCKING KIDDING! WHY DO ALL THE CREATIVE PEOPLE HAVE TO BE SUCH ASSHOLES!!!
aren’t RE4 dog and hewie the same dog?
January 29, 2026 at 12:00 PM
aren’t RE4 dog and hewie the same dog?
i mean, yeah. but unpatched bubsy 3d is still a solid second place
January 27, 2026 at 2:56 PM
i mean, yeah. but unpatched bubsy 3d is still a solid second place
bubsy 4d actually looks really good, so people are looking back a bit more fondly on the other games. hell, i’ve seen 3d get its own sonic 06 style apologist movement
January 26, 2026 at 5:08 PM
bubsy 4d actually looks really good, so people are looking back a bit more fondly on the other games. hell, i’ve seen 3d get its own sonic 06 style apologist movement
real answer: wendy’s traditionally been the water world’s boss.
joke answer: someone at nintendo has been sneaking their kinks into mario games since the 90’s, and have only gotten more blatant with it over time
joke answer: someone at nintendo has been sneaking their kinks into mario games since the 90’s, and have only gotten more blatant with it over time
January 22, 2026 at 9:33 PM
real answer: wendy’s traditionally been the water world’s boss.
joke answer: someone at nintendo has been sneaking their kinks into mario games since the 90’s, and have only gotten more blatant with it over time
joke answer: someone at nintendo has been sneaking their kinks into mario games since the 90’s, and have only gotten more blatant with it over time
scott pilgrim vs the world
January 22, 2026 at 3:24 PM
scott pilgrim vs the world
i’ll make my own… domkey kong.
January 19, 2026 at 7:51 PM
i’ll make my own… domkey kong.
all i remember was seeing his first smbz clone and then finding out he was a pederast via a flash game about smash bros characters shmup-ing image files where he and his goons were the bosses.
January 16, 2026 at 12:13 PM
all i remember was seeing his first smbz clone and then finding out he was a pederast via a flash game about smash bros characters shmup-ing image files where he and his goons were the bosses.
aaaaand now he’s pissed off the gamers and concerned ape in one go. HOW MUCH LONGER UNTIL HE CROAKS ALREADY?!
January 16, 2026 at 12:02 PM
aaaaand now he’s pissed off the gamers and concerned ape in one go. HOW MUCH LONGER UNTIL HE CROAKS ALREADY?!
i mean, wasn’t it reclaimed already?
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 PM
i mean, wasn’t it reclaimed already?
quagmire isn’t in the game. it’s just the respective main families and ryu from specifically street fighter 2
January 2, 2026 at 11:34 AM
quagmire isn’t in the game. it’s just the respective main families and ryu from specifically street fighter 2