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mike
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Designer from the middle of Canada.
Video games, comics, nonsense. he/him
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Make MissingNo canon, you cowards.
I have never seen Avatar and I promise you I never will.
December 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Make deleting your Twitter account a little Christmas treat to yourself.
December 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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I wish everyone at xAI a happy fucking bankruptcy in 2026.
December 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Fuck Twitter.
December 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If you make AI "art", I think you forfeit the right to tell people not to use the output without your permission.
December 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Man, I just want to buy the fucking game.
December 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Have you been wishing masonry layouts would just hurry up and arrive in CSS?? Well, happy holidays!

webkit.org/blog/17660/i...
Introducing CSS Grid Lanes
It’s here!
webkit.org
December 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Lots of new content and nice QOL changes in the ZZZ 2.5 update. I'm stoked to see Grace getting a boost, she fell off my team as some of the newer, stronger characters were released. Hopefully, this evens things out a bit.
December 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Dude knows a thing or two about dishonesty.
www.ftc.gov/enforcement/...
December 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Blizzard!
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It definitely feels like I get more "wrapped" style year-end summaries for all the junk software and services I use. Can we just... not? It sucks.
December 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Gang, I’ll be honest, I don't remember the last time I renamed a layer.
December 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
New Mega Man in 2027, Dead Island 3 in 2028, Old Republic in (maybe) 2030, did studios always reveal games so far in advance?
December 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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A Christmas elf’s candy cane stripes represent their achievements in battle. Red indicates an elf has drawn blood, while green is reserved for those with confirmed kills. More exotic colors designate elves who take a particular pleasure in dismemberment
December 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This might sound obvious, but whenever a company makes a change or pushes an update that seems user-hostile or counterintuitive, it's because of money. It’s *always* because of money.
December 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This was our night, gamers.
December 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Is this the furthest we’ve gotten into a Game Awards without at least a mention of Kojima?
December 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
You can tell by how quickly Geoff rips through these categories that the awards are what’s most important here.
December 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Never forget.
December 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Everyone hates this shit so much. It’s a bipartisan issue. AI sucks. It’s intrusive. It isn’t magical nor is it changing the world other than in the amount of money being wasted on it. Consumers are increasingly offended by its presence
"The most terrible time of the year"

McDonald’s pulls AI-generated Christmas advert in the Netherlands. The advert, titled "the most terrible time of the year," depicts Christmas chaos, with Santa caught in a traffic jam and a present-laden cyclist slipping in the snow
u.afp.com/S7sF
December 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
WB getting tossed around like a kid at a custody hearing.
December 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I’m not sure if the absurd number of crypto ads on Tumblr reflects the poor state of the platform or just crypto in general. Maybe both?
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM