Mars ✌️
@masterofmars.bsky.social
Your Mom’s favorite lesbian (she/her)
Weapons doesn’t hold a candle to Bring Her Back. Not even close. It was a good movie, but it was more of a mystery than a horror film.
Bring Her Back is gut punch after gut punch after gut punch and it’s great.
Bring Her Back is gut punch after gut punch after gut punch and it’s great.
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Weapons doesn’t hold a candle to Bring Her Back. Not even close. It was a good movie, but it was more of a mystery than a horror film.
Bring Her Back is gut punch after gut punch after gut punch and it’s great.
Bring Her Back is gut punch after gut punch after gut punch and it’s great.
The girl Gargoyle from the hit 90s show Gargoyles had me like 🥵🔥🌶️
October 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The girl Gargoyle from the hit 90s show Gargoyles had me like 🥵🔥🌶️
I found my femininity finally and man is she pissed
October 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I found my femininity finally and man is she pissed
Me, gasping for breath cause I have a lung infection
Wife: why you sound kinda hot though? 🔥🥵😜
*dead fish sounds*
Wife: why you sound kinda hot though? 🔥🥵😜
*dead fish sounds*
September 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Me, gasping for breath cause I have a lung infection
Wife: why you sound kinda hot though? 🔥🥵😜
*dead fish sounds*
Wife: why you sound kinda hot though? 🔥🥵😜
*dead fish sounds*
Practical Magic made me gay because Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman were too hot
September 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Practical Magic made me gay because Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman were too hot
>Got the big “fuck everything” sads
>Cat is cold
>Cat snuggles
>still sad, but more optimistic
I love my little fat boy
>Cat is cold
>Cat snuggles
>still sad, but more optimistic
I love my little fat boy
August 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
>Got the big “fuck everything” sads
>Cat is cold
>Cat snuggles
>still sad, but more optimistic
I love my little fat boy
>Cat is cold
>Cat snuggles
>still sad, but more optimistic
I love my little fat boy
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"I want more animation with mature themes made by animators and artisans who REALLY want to work on something instead of it being completely controlled by a committee of money-powered executives! we need more funded passion proje-
WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT"
WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT"
Man can we not harass people for working on things people don’t like, I don’t see this behavior with helluva boss or whatever thing with a big hatedom there is
August 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
"I want more animation with mature themes made by animators and artisans who REALLY want to work on something instead of it being completely controlled by a committee of money-powered executives! we need more funded passion proje-
WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT"
WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT"
How is Dracula the bad guy in Castlevania? Completely valid crashout, if a bit of an underreaction. I mean… only one country?
August 18, 2025 at 5:55 AM
How is Dracula the bad guy in Castlevania? Completely valid crashout, if a bit of an underreaction. I mean… only one country?
Reheated frozen chicken Alfredo dinner is best enjoyed at 2am.
Yes, my fiancee is out of town why do you ask
Yes, my fiancee is out of town why do you ask
August 6, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Reheated frozen chicken Alfredo dinner is best enjoyed at 2am.
Yes, my fiancee is out of town why do you ask
Yes, my fiancee is out of town why do you ask
If money wasnt an object I’d give to every person on the street and eat sushi for dinner every night yk
August 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
If money wasnt an object I’d give to every person on the street and eat sushi for dinner every night yk
All you morning people DISGUST me. Excuse me for enjoying peace and quiet at 2am and you look at me like I’m weird?? Y’all get on the treadmill at like 5am that aint natural
August 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
All you morning people DISGUST me. Excuse me for enjoying peace and quiet at 2am and you look at me like I’m weird?? Y’all get on the treadmill at like 5am that aint natural
Couch rotting > bed rotting
Discuss
Discuss
August 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Couch rotting > bed rotting
Discuss
Discuss
I have finally started playing Stardew Valley. Looked up and now it’s Wednesday 😬
July 24, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I have finally started playing Stardew Valley. Looked up and now it’s Wednesday 😬
Little kids who like scary things make me want children, honestly. Let the darkness consume you, child
July 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Little kids who like scary things make me want children, honestly. Let the darkness consume you, child
My favorite part about being a short cis lesbian in love with a tall trans bisexual is that my eyes line up with her titties PERFECTLY
July 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My favorite part about being a short cis lesbian in love with a tall trans bisexual is that my eyes line up with her titties PERFECTLY
I get anxious at drive thrus because I don’t want anyone to see how messy my car is 😭😬
July 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I get anxious at drive thrus because I don’t want anyone to see how messy my car is 😭😬
The reason I’m still a Christian is because God gave me a bimbo with a degree (she said it’s ok I can call her that) and idk what I did to deserve this but Amen.
July 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The reason I’m still a Christian is because God gave me a bimbo with a degree (she said it’s ok I can call her that) and idk what I did to deserve this but Amen.
Last week I was into cheese making. This week? Obsessed with blue tongue skinks.
Being neurotypical must be boring as hell
Being neurotypical must be boring as hell
July 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Last week I was into cheese making. This week? Obsessed with blue tongue skinks.
Being neurotypical must be boring as hell
Being neurotypical must be boring as hell
Literally left Texas for a week and 30+ people have died from the flash floods that were easily preventable had the state’s GOP not voted to defund the National Weather Service.
I hate it here
I hate it here
July 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Literally left Texas for a week and 30+ people have died from the flash floods that were easily preventable had the state’s GOP not voted to defund the National Weather Service.
I hate it here
I hate it here
Blue tongue skink doodles in my journal today
July 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Blue tongue skink doodles in my journal today
Remember kids - if you slash tires make sure it’s the wall, not the tread. They can patch the tread.
July 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Remember kids - if you slash tires make sure it’s the wall, not the tread. They can patch the tread.
Sword Art Online except instead of dying you just shit yourself
July 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Sword Art Online except instead of dying you just shit yourself
Pet peeve as a branding person: taking unique fonts and turning them into complicated calibri
July 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Pet peeve as a branding person: taking unique fonts and turning them into complicated calibri