Would you say their hatred is BONE deep? (Get it? Cause dogs like bones? I’m so tired, man)

I’m on Facebook because it’s the only way to reach some people that I really love. Also, there’s a group where I’m pretending to be an ant and I can’t let the colony down.

God I hope she gets 3 houses and a ranch for that shit. I hope she never has to look at another bill again.

RIP Chuck

Yes the explanation kills the joke but it’s important to me that the Public knows I respect my sexy bimbo wife