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if I go to your website and don't buy anything, and then I start getting daily emails from you asking "hey did you forget something," the answer is Yes,I forgot to ever go to your website again
August 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
if I go to your website and don't buy anything, and then I start getting daily emails from you asking "hey did you forget something," the answer is Yes,I forgot to ever go to your website again
what did parents do before they could have their kid blast children's programming on their iPads in otherwise quiet public spaces
August 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
what did parents do before they could have their kid blast children's programming on their iPads in otherwise quiet public spaces
I consider the hours I spend staring at my dog while she sleeps or pretty much does anything time well-spent
August 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I consider the hours I spend staring at my dog while she sleeps or pretty much does anything time well-spent
I keep seeing stories about individuals and communities who voted for trump and are now getting screwed over by his policies in some way, and all I can think is, I have zero sympathy for you no matter what happens.
August 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I keep seeing stories about individuals and communities who voted for trump and are now getting screwed over by his policies in some way, and all I can think is, I have zero sympathy for you no matter what happens.
does anyone else think maybe the general public shouldn't have access to tools capable of generating realistic video of people saying things they didn't say and things happening that didn't happen
August 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
does anyone else think maybe the general public shouldn't have access to tools capable of generating realistic video of people saying things they didn't say and things happening that didn't happen
why are those syringe-guns they're always sticking into the sides of people's necks in sci-fi films not more prevalent
August 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
why are those syringe-guns they're always sticking into the sides of people's necks in sci-fi films not more prevalent
"solution" is not a verb, please stop using it like one
August 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"solution" is not a verb, please stop using it like one
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Good. I'm sure people will find a way around it but if it means fewer kids tooling around on e-bikes, I'm for it
Good. I'm sure people will find a way around it but if it means fewer kids tooling around on e-bikes, I'm for it
Exclusive | NYC pol wants to force Citi Bike to install system to ban kids from riding e-bikes
A Brooklyn lawmaker is demanding that Lyft install an age verification program to prevent riders under the age of 16 from renting an e-bike or from setting up a Citi Bike account the firm runs, in …
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July 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Good. I'm sure people will find a way around it but if it means fewer kids tooling around on e-bikes, I'm for it
Good. I'm sure people will find a way around it but if it means fewer kids tooling around on e-bikes, I'm for it
my new least favorite thing about riding the subway in NYC is the unavoidable, perpetually looping ad that just shows some guy happily blasting himself in the junk with some kind of body spray for a weirdly long amount of time
July 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
my new least favorite thing about riding the subway in NYC is the unavoidable, perpetually looping ad that just shows some guy happily blasting himself in the junk with some kind of body spray for a weirdly long amount of time
they should have special heated jail cells for anyone who kills a kid or animal by leaving them in a hot car.
July 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
they should have special heated jail cells for anyone who kills a kid or animal by leaving them in a hot car.
if there's actually an "AI race," it's a race to the bottom.
July 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
if there's actually an "AI race," it's a race to the bottom.
release the damn files so we can confirm what we always suspected and absolutely nothing changes for some reason
July 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
release the damn files so we can confirm what we always suspected and absolutely nothing changes for some reason
dear every superhero movie: the joke about one team member insisting upon a particular name for the team which no one else likes -- it has been done already so, so many times
July 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
dear every superhero movie: the joke about one team member insisting upon a particular name for the team which no one else likes -- it has been done already so, so many times
anyone been to the movies lately and seen that fucking Cash App short film or whatever the hell that was? I have never heard an audience boo louder
July 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
anyone been to the movies lately and seen that fucking Cash App short film or whatever the hell that was? I have never heard an audience boo louder
is it me or does Nicholas Hoult improve pretty much every thing he's in? Even if it's already good?
July 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
is it me or does Nicholas Hoult improve pretty much every thing he's in? Even if it's already good?
I like the movie Magnolia but for the final shot of a 3 hour movie with like 10 different plot lines to be a slow zoom-in on one of the characters for like 5 minutes with no dialogue is just a bit too wanky
July 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I like the movie Magnolia but for the final shot of a 3 hour movie with like 10 different plot lines to be a slow zoom-in on one of the characters for like 5 minutes with no dialogue is just a bit too wanky
man I am not celebrating SHIT today
July 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
man I am not celebrating SHIT today
LOL at trump finding out in real time that brokering peace between Iran and Israel isn't just a matter of saying "hey you guys stop it"
June 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
LOL at trump finding out in real time that brokering peace between Iran and Israel isn't just a matter of saying "hey you guys stop it"
any interview where either party talks about trump as if he actually has some kind of strategy or the capacity to think more than 2 seconds outside of a given moment immediately loses me
June 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
any interview where either party talks about trump as if he actually has some kind of strategy or the capacity to think more than 2 seconds outside of a given moment immediately loses me
glad I'm not gonna be in NYC next Wednesday. it's gonna be so fucking sad and frustrating
June 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
glad I'm not gonna be in NYC next Wednesday. it's gonna be so fucking sad and frustrating
of course the whole situation is dire and not looking good at all, but it is nice to picture Khamenei sweating it out in his bunker, maybe wondering if oppressing and murdering his people in the name of righteousness is gonna bite him in the ass come judgment time ...
June 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
of course the whole situation is dire and not looking good at all, but it is nice to picture Khamenei sweating it out in his bunker, maybe wondering if oppressing and murdering his people in the name of righteousness is gonna bite him in the ass come judgment time ...
you heard it here first: no matter what we do, it is definitely going to be Cuomo, because people are idiots
June 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
you heard it here first: no matter what we do, it is definitely going to be Cuomo, because people are idiots
every time I see this ad all I see is Brad Pitt: The Movie
June 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
every time I see this ad all I see is Brad Pitt: The Movie
"Privacy. That's iPhone." What?? Who came up with this shit
June 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"Privacy. That's iPhone." What?? Who came up with this shit