i'm sure netanyahu will take that into account as he continues to systematically eradicate the Palestinians

like 100% less

the fact that it's even a viable question as to whether or not the POTUS is a pedophile really makes it hard to want to read a story about his golf habits

"people should vote for me because I really like winning things"

I feel like someone needs to dub in voices going AAAAAaaaaahhhh

I'll still drink though