@mathewsmith.bsky.social
Comedy botherer. Creepy man on the internet. #ActuallyAutistic. Coolkid. UEFA #TeamLondon Squad Leader. DO NOT ENCOURAGE.
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The power of Wizbit compels you!
December 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The power of Wizbit compels you!
*smacked in the face by a birds penis*
"Well that was Auk Wood"
"Well that was Auk Wood"
December 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
*smacked in the face by a birds penis*
"Well that was Auk Wood"
"Well that was Auk Wood"
Ah i see that someone is into massive dicks
December 14, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Ah i see that someone is into massive dicks
All of them were right. The very notion that they could be wrong would mean that the rules are subjective, which would undermine the whole point of having rules.
December 14, 2025 at 10:22 AM
All of them were right. The very notion that they could be wrong would mean that the rules are subjective, which would undermine the whole point of having rules.
I always wondered who you were
December 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I always wondered who you were
Hi dear it's Gran here, you know I used to worry about getting the right amount of nutrition but then along came DeliverFood(tm) with their easy to cook, simple meals...
December 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hi dear it's Gran here, you know I used to worry about getting the right amount of nutrition but then along came DeliverFood(tm) with their easy to cook, simple meals...
your whole personality can be summed up by 'Read error A'
December 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
your whole personality can be summed up by 'Read error A'
It's the S3A icon
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It's the S3A icon
She's uninstalling Tinder and installing Killer again
December 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
She's uninstalling Tinder and installing Killer again
Wonder if it'll come down to 1 point if Max gets fastest lap too
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Wonder if it'll come down to 1 point if Max gets fastest lap too
I wait until someone else does it then say 'i'm not blessing you, you're going to hell. You know what you did'
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I wait until someone else does it then say 'i'm not blessing you, you're going to hell. You know what you did'
Should have jumped onto their table and kicked them all in the tits
December 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Should have jumped onto their table and kicked them all in the tits
Bet it wasn't even warm. Cold crumble and custard. Horrific.
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Bet it wasn't even warm. Cold crumble and custard. Horrific.