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@mathewsmith.bsky.social

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Comedy botherer. Creepy man on the internet. #ActuallyAutistic. Coolkid. UEFA #TeamLondon Squad Leader. DO NOT ENCOURAGE. @[email protected]

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 17h

I pooh pooh your rules

mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 17h

Someone just edited my images for wikifeet. It was a toe picsfixer

mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 19h

Has anyone tried adding MSG to jizz?

mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 19h

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMxA...

Sex Pistols - Friggin' in the Riggin' (1978)

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 19h

Pizza Hut and Domino's are shit at chicken and should just stop it.

mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 1d

It's also the time that nanna has a tumble so she gets to spend Xmas in a warm hospital bed with plenty of people to fuss over her

mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 1d

Come dine with gogglebox

mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 1d

The director of this race sucks today. So many things missed, not shown or buried in the sidebar #USGP #Formula1

mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 1d

Click on FEEDS then the settings cog, then UNPIN the discover tab and it disappears :D

The Bluesky feed options, you can click on the settings cog to choose which feeds display

The feeds shown on your Bluesky, you can pin/unpin and re-arrange them

mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 1d

you can turn the discover tab off, best thing I ever did

mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 1d

Weekend attendance 'sold out'. Sold out isn't a number! #USGP #Formula1

mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 1d

So the US national anthem is sung by a kid called Lopez and the vignette finishes with a bunch of military helicopters going for him. Apt. #USGP #Formula1

mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 1d

This isn't a grid walk, this is just patronising an American 'these are tyres, they are round' #USGP #Formula1

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Dagsson @dagsson.bsky.social · 1d

Hello Bluesky. I'm here because Meta doesn't want me. Looking forward to post unfiltered, unhinged and un-whatever stuff here. Tell your friends!

mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 1d

If you're going to do a dry month of not drinking alcohol surely December is the one to do. Any other month is just performative. Not drinking in December takes effort.

mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 1d

Windswept? Krummholz?

mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 3d

Whatever evil crime did Jenson Button commit that his punishment is to forever have Danica Patrick as a co-presenter? #Formula1 #USGP

mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 3d

Fingers crossed for tomorrow eh? Spare boxers in my bag just in case

mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 3d

A truly awful week, everything seems to have gone wrong, some big shocks and awful events, but I haven't shat my pants so there's that

mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 3d

It's ok cus you probably smell of chips anyway cus chips are lovely

mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 3d

I can smell this picture

mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 3d

I don't think they're 'good' either at being a dev or as a human being

mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 4d

How many moons can a moon cup cup?

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David Strathdee @davidstrathdee.bsky.social · 4d

Can I propose that the comedy equivalent of Saudi sportswashing be called “funnylaundering”

mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 5d

Paddy Power closing shops? What were the odds?