@mathewsmith.bsky.social
Comedy botherer. Creepy man on the internet. #ActuallyAutistic. Coolkid. UEFA #TeamLondon Squad Leader. DO NOT ENCOURAGE.
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Wow did not expect Rob Reiner to go like that
December 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Wow did not expect Rob Reiner to go like that
I don't know why but I have a feeling that this week will be a very tetchy one.
December 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I don't know why but I have a feeling that this week will be a very tetchy one.
Yes yes all very sad but 'being forced to quit' and 'voluntarily resigning' are not the same thing
December 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Yes yes all very sad but 'being forced to quit' and 'voluntarily resigning' are not the same thing
There is too much news. Make less news.
December 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
There is too much news. Make less news.
'What's her name'
'Their name'
'What?'
'It's their pronoun'
'Who gave you a "TheyDar"?'
'Their name'
'What?'
'It's their pronoun'
'Who gave you a "TheyDar"?'
December 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
'What's her name'
'Their name'
'What?'
'It's their pronoun'
'Who gave you a "TheyDar"?'
'Their name'
'What?'
'It's their pronoun'
'Who gave you a "TheyDar"?'
What kind of lunatic would choose a Pain au Raisin over a Pain au Chocolat??
December 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
What kind of lunatic would choose a Pain au Raisin over a Pain au Chocolat??
Phone's torch on when they're taking a call?
Nonce beacon
Nonce beacon
December 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Phone's torch on when they're taking a call?
Nonce beacon
Nonce beacon
Reposted
Tarantino always looks like he's pushing a big poo out
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Tarantino always looks like he's pushing a big poo out
You're truly British if the films you've seen the most are those that are shown on Bank Holidays, random Sundays or Xmas. Carry On Matron I'm looking at you.
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
You're truly British if the films you've seen the most are those that are shown on Bank Holidays, random Sundays or Xmas. Carry On Matron I'm looking at you.
'don't forget to do a spellcheck'
*presses button*
'its levioSAH'
*presses button*
'its levioSAH'
December 7, 2025 at 11:25 AM
'don't forget to do a spellcheck'
*presses button*
'its levioSAH'
*presses button*
'its levioSAH'
Oh @beefanddairy.bsky.social - I saw this and was stunned. Who's going around getting engaged to Beef AND Lamb careers.ahdb.org.uk/vacancy/head...
Head of Engagement - Beef & Lamb Sector | AHDB
Features and updates on our work and the horticulture and agriculture industries
careers.ahdb.org.uk
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Oh @beefanddairy.bsky.social - I saw this and was stunned. Who's going around getting engaged to Beef AND Lamb careers.ahdb.org.uk/vacancy/head...
The Voyager is the only train you can smell just by looking at a picture of one
December 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The Voyager is the only train you can smell just by looking at a picture of one
I'm have just seen an advert for cat socks that have strokable balls on them.
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I'm have just seen an advert for cat socks that have strokable balls on them.
England in Group L - who could have forseen that...
a man in a blue shirt is holding his hand to his forehead .
Alt: a man in a blue shirt is holding his hand to his forehead .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
England in Group L - who could have forseen that...
It'll all get exciting when they add the public votes
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It'll all get exciting when they add the public votes
Reminded of the Frankie Boyle bit on Mock the Week '...Steven Hawking, The Wu Tang Clan, welcome to Operation Mindfuck'
December 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Reminded of the Frankie Boyle bit on Mock the Week '...Steven Hawking, The Wu Tang Clan, welcome to Operation Mindfuck'
Never wanted the ability to fast forward live tv so much #WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Never wanted the ability to fast forward live tv so much #WorldCupDraw
The worst game of celebrity catchphrase ever #WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The worst game of celebrity catchphrase ever #WorldCupDraw
Who was the runner up? Emperor Palpatine? #WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Who was the runner up? Emperor Palpatine? #WorldCupDraw
It's no 'Wavin Flag' is it #WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It's no 'Wavin Flag' is it #WorldCupDraw
CringeAF CringeAF CringeAF #WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
CringeAF CringeAF CringeAF #WorldCupDraw
The flashbacks to watching circuit comics die on stage #WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The flashbacks to watching circuit comics die on stage #WorldCupDraw
This man needs a pop shield or something on his git-stick mic
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This man needs a pop shield or something on his git-stick mic
Please don't try to be funny at the World Cup draw. I beg you. Please.
December 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Please don't try to be funny at the World Cup draw. I beg you. Please.