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Comedy botherer. Creepy man on the internet. #ActuallyAutistic. Coolkid. UEFA #TeamLondon Squad Leader. DO NOT ENCOURAGE.
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My mind was blown yesterday by Doubles Luge and now you're telling me they have RELAYS? #WinterOlympics
February 12, 2026 at 5:30 PM
My mind was blown yesterday by Doubles Luge and now you're telling me they have RELAYS? #WinterOlympics
I continue to use my #Hero status to offset all the evil things I do. #GiveBloodNHS
February 12, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I continue to use my #Hero status to offset all the evil things I do. #GiveBloodNHS
That dude from that meme died. No the other one. No not that one. The one where the dude is crying. Or looks like he's crying. You know the one!
February 11, 2026 at 8:34 PM
That dude from that meme died. No the other one. No not that one. The one where the dude is crying. Or looks like he's crying. You know the one!
Wait. How long has DOUBLE LUGE existed? Women in skintight clothes stacked on top of each other wobbling down an icy track in slo-motion #WinterOlympics
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Wait. How long has DOUBLE LUGE existed? Women in skintight clothes stacked on top of each other wobbling down an icy track in slo-motion #WinterOlympics
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Just watching the Freeski Slopestyle in the Winter Olympics, and I'm fairly sure the commentators are just making stuff up now. "That is the best gusset transition from quizzical Portillo to inverted Barrymore I've seen since Jurgen Cheek melted a 1440 degree sarcastic cockfart in Lima in 1981".
February 10, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Just watching the Freeski Slopestyle in the Winter Olympics, and I'm fairly sure the commentators are just making stuff up now. "That is the best gusset transition from quizzical Portillo to inverted Barrymore I've seen since Jurgen Cheek melted a 1440 degree sarcastic cockfart in Lima in 1981".
I have been assiduously avoiding American news so much recently that I've only just realised the Super Bowl is tonight
February 8, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I have been assiduously avoiding American news so much recently that I've only just realised the Super Bowl is tonight
Just cus someone's advisor has resigned doesn't mean they've blocked them on Whatsapp
February 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Just cus someone's advisor has resigned doesn't mean they've blocked them on Whatsapp
Who knew they'd be so many bum wiggling camera shots on the curling #WinterOlympics
February 8, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Who knew they'd be so many bum wiggling camera shots on the curling #WinterOlympics
If a roomba ever watched curling they'd think it was a weird religious rite where they were being sent to heaven and humans were sweeping the way for them.
February 8, 2026 at 10:22 AM
If a roomba ever watched curling they'd think it was a weird religious rite where they were being sent to heaven and humans were sweeping the way for them.
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Clothing is just a series of tubes
February 7, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Clothing is just a series of tubes
Do you reckon people in the Epstein files like Andrew and Clinton ever offered their kids up for other people?
February 7, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Do you reckon people in the Epstein files like Andrew and Clinton ever offered their kids up for other people?
I'm really loving learning the Italian names for countries #WinterOlympics
February 6, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I'm really loving learning the Italian names for countries #WinterOlympics
I like Germany's outfit #WinterOlympics
February 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I like Germany's outfit #WinterOlympics
Canada's weird coat thing looks crap #WinterOlympics
February 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Canada's weird coat thing looks crap #WinterOlympics
Is she singing Volare? #WinterOlympics
February 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Is she singing Volare? #WinterOlympics
TNT/Discovery+'s Olympic studios all look CGI even the ones that are actually IN the venues
February 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
TNT/Discovery+'s Olympic studios all look CGI even the ones that are actually IN the venues
Just found out that Nostradamus had a first name and it's Michel. Just in case you didn't know either.
February 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Just found out that Nostradamus had a first name and it's Michel. Just in case you didn't know either.
Argh Popbitch was sent out earlier today but this story has JUST broke - Male Ski Jumpers are injecting things into their dicks to make them bigger so they fly further. Yes. Really. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...
Ski jumping: Wada responds to penis injection claims
World Anti-Doping chiefs will investigate claims male ski jumpers are injecting their penises in a bid to improve sporting performance, if a complaint is made.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Argh Popbitch was sent out earlier today but this story has JUST broke - Male Ski Jumpers are injecting things into their dicks to make them bigger so they fly further. Yes. Really. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...
The word 'Swindon' appears in the Epstein files 23 times but our local crappy newspaper hasn't managed to churn out a clickbaity headlined article about this yet. I think someone must be ill.
February 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
The word 'Swindon' appears in the Epstein files 23 times but our local crappy newspaper hasn't managed to churn out a clickbaity headlined article about this yet. I think someone must be ill.
The new Mock The Week is up on Discovery+ now play.discoveryplus.com/show/a70d630...
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February 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
The new Mock The Week is up on Discovery+ now play.discoveryplus.com/show/a70d630...
Whatever happened to teddy boys?
January 31, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Whatever happened to teddy boys?
What makes all these high protein, low fat dessert type foods so easy to make? Or were these unpalatable to consumers before because of high processing or something else? Because it's weird how EVERYTHING is now high protein and low fat.
January 30, 2026 at 1:21 PM
What makes all these high protein, low fat dessert type foods so easy to make? Or were these unpalatable to consumers before because of high processing or something else? Because it's weird how EVERYTHING is now high protein and low fat.
Is this the first time on the cavalcade of business wankers that one of the wankers was fired for not being enough of a wanker? #BBCApprentice #TheApprentice
January 29, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Is this the first time on the cavalcade of business wankers that one of the wankers was fired for not being enough of a wanker? #BBCApprentice #TheApprentice