mathewsmith.bsky.social
@mathewsmith.bsky.social
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Comedy botherer. Creepy man on the internet. #ActuallyAutistic. Coolkid. UEFA #TeamLondon Squad Leader. DO NOT ENCOURAGE. @[email protected]
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Someone just edited my images for wikifeet. It was a toe picsfixer
Has anyone tried adding MSG to jizz?
Pizza Hut and Domino's are shit at chicken and should just stop it.
It's also the time that nanna has a tumble so she gets to spend Xmas in a warm hospital bed with plenty of people to fuss over her
The director of this race sucks today. So many things missed, not shown or buried in the sidebar #USGP #Formula1
Click on FEEDS then the settings cog, then UNPIN the discover tab and it disappears :D
you can turn the discover tab off, best thing I ever did
Weekend attendance 'sold out'. Sold out isn't a number! #USGP #Formula1
So the US national anthem is sung by a kid called Lopez and the vignette finishes with a bunch of military helicopters going for him. Apt. #USGP #Formula1
This isn't a grid walk, this is just patronising an American 'these are tyres, they are round' #USGP #Formula1
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Hello Bluesky. I'm here because Meta doesn't want me. Looking forward to post unfiltered, unhinged and un-whatever stuff here. Tell your friends!
If you're going to do a dry month of not drinking alcohol surely December is the one to do. Any other month is just performative. Not drinking in December takes effort.
Whatever evil crime did Jenson Button commit that his punishment is to forever have Danica Patrick as a co-presenter? #Formula1 #USGP
Fingers crossed for tomorrow eh? Spare boxers in my bag just in case
A truly awful week, everything seems to have gone wrong, some big shocks and awful events, but I haven't shat my pants so there's that
It's ok cus you probably smell of chips anyway cus chips are lovely
I don't think they're 'good' either at being a dev or as a human being
How many moons can a moon cup cup?
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Can I propose that the comedy equivalent of Saudi sportswashing be called “funnylaundering”
Paddy Power closing shops? What were the odds?