hertdergs
matildaism.bsky.social
hertdergs
@matildaism.bsky.social
🥤 cola sommelier
And on top of that now i find out it's got three cameras in it recording my home. Love This
February 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
(don't get me started on it always being a fucking lady voice for the subservient cleaning machines)
February 5, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I Have Broken My Bsky Silence For These Skeets
February 5, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I was so excited when i moved in with one to put a special hat on it. Maybe even googly eyes. It does not deserve a Special Hat 😤😤😤
February 5, 2026 at 2:15 PM
And it still does a worse job!! Is there a product more emblematic of the decay of society (no disrespect to people with mobility issues)
February 5, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Cursed?! That's a lovely chickeney blessing! 🙏
January 17, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I had this with my first half dozen box of the year- taking it as a very good omen!
January 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
if i see a lesbian in a trilby i am ending it
January 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
how has this been allowed to happen a second time??? we have let the younger generation down
January 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I hope everyone here has seen this work of genius? bsky.app/profile/matt...
Okay Bluesky another all time favourite for you. Here’s the Spice Girls in Dune.
December 31, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Doesn't really undermine applying the principle of UPF in a common sense way, which as i understand is what proponents are calling for anyway - it just says the coverage of it in media can be shit. Who in practice is thinking tofu is as bad as twinkies? That's silly.
December 29, 2024 at 11:41 AM
A triumph, as usual!
December 24, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Oh my god totally plausible she would give it to gail and it would be UNBEARABLE
December 24, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Nessa from Gavin & Stacey? 😂
December 24, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Also Lyra from the His Dark Materials trilogy once she's grown! And potentially Kim Wexler from Better Call Saul?? I guess she went to the bad in the end but only cos she was involuntarily dragged into it
December 24, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Sgt Catherine Cawood from Happy Valley! 💪
December 24, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Unbelievable fuckwit
December 19, 2024 at 7:44 PM
THANKyou. Goddamn these liberal handwringers
December 18, 2024 at 2:37 AM
god i hate knodel
December 17, 2024 at 4:46 AM