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Adequate Blue Heron

@matingplumage.bsky.social

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He/Him. Mixdeded. Casts Shade at will. Master of Dungeons. Processor of Cannabis (WA 502) I am the petty guardian who shitposts for love and for justice

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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · Jan 24

Boy, you must be a Japanese mushroom because that was a shit take.

Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 8h

Wretched.

a woman with red hair and blue eye shadow is wearing a pink and yellow shirt .

ALT: a woman with red hair and blue eye shadow is wearing a pink and yellow shirt .

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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 8h

🎶🎵 Hot Patootie Bless my soul 🎵🎶

Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 8h

I firmly believe that Jennifer Lopez can’t hold a candle to Chita Rivera.

Chita Rivera playing the titular spider woman

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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 9h

This is how I find out they’re redoing Kiss of the Spider Woman ?!?!?

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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 19h

Quelle bummer!

Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 1d

I DONT WANT TO WRITE A SCENARIO FOR THIS SUNDAY’S D&D GAME.

I GOT THE HOMEBREW BLUES.

a group of women on a stage with a caption that says i don t really wanna do the work today

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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 1d

First time watching ST:TOS and I’m surprised they closed the series with gender bent Kirk.

Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 1d

Nobody asked me, but I would probably invite Janice to have dinner with Dame Joanna Lumley.

But if Lumley is playing Patsy; I’d pick Miss Piggy.

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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 2d

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."

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Ralph Bakshi @ralphbakshi.bsky.social · 2d

A Ringwraith senses something off the road....

www.ebay.com/itm/12740707...

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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 2d

I think I just now today understand a joke/reference in ghost in the shell.

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𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚍 𝙼. 🌎 @davidpmolina.com · 2d

I'm proud that, at this point in my life, I'm starting to be called a "no non-sense, experienced and masculine individual".

More exactly, a cranky old man. But hey, potatoes tomatos.

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peepeepoopoo @deepdishenjoyer.bsky.social · 2d

if this post gets 100 likes i press send

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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 2d

Aw. Bummer.

Looks like it’s time to watch Hetty Wainthropp again.

Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 2d

#Nowplaying
#nowspinning
Lizzo
“Cuz I Love You” (2019)
#vinyl #Vinylrecords #vinylsky #vinylmusic #vinylcommunity #vinylcollection

Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 2d

I, an internet stranger, am familiar with TMBG Birdhouse in Your Soul.

Now it may-or-may-not be stuck in my head.

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Miss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social · 2d

If you think you’re going to check Bernie Sanders’s skyline and find him talking about the invasion of Black and Brown communities over the last week you’re wrong.

Again…there’s a reason Black Folks reject him time and again. His pretending racism doesn’t exist helped get us to where we are today🤷🏾‍♀️

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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 2d

We are at a very real juncture where the onion is the fundamentally free news source left & that’s what you call suboptimal

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 2d

4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop.
Blue Person: Woohoo. I’m the CEO of a social media platform.

Panel 2:
Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public
Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself

Panel 3:
Purple person looks concerned and says: Really…but…

Panel 4:
Purple person: You’re such a whiny little fucking baby

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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 2d

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 2d

It has begun. No flesh shall be spared. Also, I’m in Milwaukee, Hammond and Flint this week! Go to pattonoswalt.com for tix!

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Silverjow @silverjow.bsky.social · 2d

月滿千江水，風來一院香。
願君前路皆朗月，心願所至皆如願。

祝中秋節快樂!

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 2d

#Nowplaying
#nowspinning
Jackie Gleason
“Music for Lovers Only” (1954)
#vinyl #Vinylrecords #vinylsky #vinylmusic #vinylcommunity #vinylcollection

Yeah. That Gleason.

Jackie Gleason presents:
“Music for Lovers Only”

A wisp of cigarette smoke in the soft lamplight,
the tinkle of a glass, a hushed whisper... and
music for lovers only. This is love's entrancing setting.
For music, in a thousand ways, describes each glowing facet
of romance. In this album Jackie Gleason has chosen a group of love's most appealing melodies... tender ballads
that have special significance for all of us.
Here is tuneful, sentimental music for your most relaxed listening moments.

jackie gleason first achieved national prominence as a television comedy star, but his remarkable show business versatility extends well beyond the confines of comedy. He has proven himself a fine dramatic actor as well, through his starring roles in serious TV dramas. And sweeping praise has greeted his Broadway appearance in the highly successful Take Me Along.
He is, indeed, a man of numerous talents. And many people have come to know him best of all for his wonderful Capitol albums. In this album, his fine musical taste and feeling are clearly evidenced: in his choice of songs; in his selection of arrangers C. Dudley King, Jr., and Richard Jones, and outstanding trumpeter Bobby Hackett as soloist; in Gleason's own skillful conducting of this charming presentation of MUSIC FOR LOVERS ONLY

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Adequate Blue Heron @matingplumage.bsky.social · 2d

#Nowplaying
#nowspinning
The Edgar Winter Group
“They only come out at night” (1973)
#vinyl #Vinylrecords #vinylsky #vinylmusic #vinylcommunity #vinylcollection

Edgar Winter reminds me of Pete White (from the Venture Brothers)

The Edgar Winter Group album “They only come out at night”

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