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We are making memes out of every frame of the Matrix.

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We heard you have illegal Femboy Memes hiding on your hard drive. We will need to see them.
A police officer staring at the camera with a gun up
January 31, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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My Therapist: the Digitussy is real, it can't hurt you.
The Digitussy:
The camera going through the number on the computer screen.
January 31, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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Calculating exactly how many people die in the background of the Marvel Cinematic Universe like ...
The numbers in columns from the intro
January 31, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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Ma'am, I don't think those exist. What do you mean it looks like your M&M's are glowing?
The Matrix logo dissolving and just the M, large
January 31, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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The real answer to when people ask "Why are you gay" that you don't want to whip out for the homophobe:
The Matrix Logo in green
January 31, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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What I hear when you start explaining multivariable calculus:
The intro screen with Chinese coding letters flying across
January 31, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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I'm starting something semi-ridiculous.

I'm going to turn every shot in The Matrix into a meme.

Follow along for a truly ridiculous journey.
January 31, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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First Strike Friday

Deadpool says fuck ICE.
Take Me Seriously, 1 R A picture of Deadpool pointing a gun at a teddy bear Enchantment Rules: Mercenaries you control get +2/+0. Creatures you control have first strike. Flavor: "OK, I know this isn't YOUR teddy bear but just imagine your favorite stuffed animal right here. Now imagine me shooting him before subjecting him to a long and horrifying night of lovemaking in the resulting bullet hole. Take me seriously, bud." - Deadpool
January 23, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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Fuck ICE.
Modern Gestapo, W W A picture of an ICE agent pepper spraying a priest. Creature - Coward Rules: Modern Gestapo enters play tapped. T: Modern Gestapo deals two damage to target creature. If that creature is black, Modern Gestapo gains Deathtouch until end of turn. 3: If Modern Gestapo would enter the graveyard this turn, return it to your hand. Flavor: "The people attacking your community wear masks because they don't want you to remember they have names and addresses."
January 17, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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It's not as bad as this bullshit:
Content Farm, showing the people who interview others on the train with a clip on microphone
January 17, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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Fuck ICE.
Modern Gestapo, W W A picture of an ICE agent pepper spraying a priest. Creature - Coward Rules: Modern Gestapo enters play tapped. T: Modern Gestapo deals two damage to target creature. If that creature is black, Modern Gestapo gains Deathtouch until end of turn. 3: If Modern Gestapo would enter the graveyard this turn, return it to your hand. Flavor: "The people attacking your community wear masks because they don't want you to remember they have names and addresses."
January 17, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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Alien Resurrection will always have a special place in my heart. It's not the BEST Alien movie but it has so many unique notes it hits perfectly that it's one I keep coming back to.

Plus where it's not scary it manages to maintain being fun which makes it maybe not GOOD but infinitely watchable.
Xenomorph, BB A picture of the Alien from Alien: Resurrection Creature - Alien Horror Rules: Deathtouch T: Xenomorph deals one damage to target creature. Whenever Xenomorph destroys a creature, create a 1/1 Xenomorph token. It has an exact copy of Xenomorph's abilities. Flavor: "Perfect organism. It's structural perfection is matched only by it's hostility." - Ash
January 16, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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The Accountant might be cringe but it's MY kind of cringe.
A Magic the Gathering instant called weaponized autism with an image of the scene from The Accountant when he uses magic math powers to figure out money is actually missing. The card itself lets you search your deck for permanents and then draw a card.
January 16, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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I love taking #EscapeFromTarkov and make it #MagictheGathering. #Tarkov #EFT #MTG
Scav Looter, 2 B A drawing of a scav walking past a blood trail to look at supplies that someone has stored. Creature - Rogue Citizen Rules: 2, T: Name a permanent. Search your library for that permanent. Exile that permanent. Then shuffle your library. @, T: Put target Exiled card into your hand. Draw a card, then discard a card at random from your hand. Flavor: "Empty is better than full of a grenade about to go." - Scav excuse for being empty handed
January 15, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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Me too!
Hammerhead Titanothere, 4 G G A screenshot of the Hammerhead Rhino, which looks like a rhino with a hammerhead shark-like skull structure, in a very wild green forest. Creature - Beast Rules: Vigilance, Trample. Hammerhead Titanothere doesn't untap during your untap step. {3}: Untap Hammerhead Titanothere. Use this ability only as a sorcery. {t}: Target creature must block Hammerhead Titanothere this turn, if able. Flavor: "They are all gentle creatures, if you leave them to their own." - Navi Saying
January 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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I always liked #bigrobots and #Gundam, would love to see a #MagictheGathering set that was an official collaboration. #MTG #GundamWing #MobileSuitGundam
Wing Gundam Zero, W W W A picture of the winged Gundam from Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz Legendary Artifact - Vehicle Rules: Crew 2 First Strike Wing Gundam Zero cannot be crewed by creatures that don't have First Strike. Flavor: "No more killing. One last mission and then back they'll go into the sun. I promise." - Heero Yuy
January 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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I like the idea of action movie cops where their powers are "arrest a random creature, possibly one of your yours" and "kill a random creature, possibly one of yours" because it feels accurate to both movie cops and police in real life. #magicthegathering #mtg
Action Movie Cops, BG Marcy Marc and Will Ferral jump-kicking through the air, each dual wielding Desert Eagles with police badges around their necks. Creature - Mercenary Rules: Haste 1,T: Tap a random non-token creature. Draw a card. T: Destroy a non-token creature at random. Add one mana that shares a color with the destroyed creature to your mana pool. Flavor: "You ready to blow some shit up?" - An Incompetent Cop
January 7, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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The Hunted is such a great under-appreciated classic.
Broken Hunter, 2 G B A picture of Benicio Del Toro as a traumatized soldier moving through a forest with full camo on his face and body. Creature - Soldier Rules: Forestwalk. 1: Your opponent picks a non-token creature you control other than Broken Hunter. Sacrifice it. Target land becomes a Forest in addition to it's other land types until end of turn. Use this no more than once per turn. Flavor: "Those were civilians." "No way, LT, you didn't see the way they were kitted. They weren't there to hunt deer."
January 7, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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Legitimately my favorite card I've made so far, which also seems appropriate as a New Years flavored card.

Made for a commissioned #EscapefromTarkov commander deck. #MagictheGathering has the "main" game and also a commander format with 100 unique cards, this was for that.
A Pause in the Chaos, 1 B B An image of people in Tarkov standing around a barrel warming up, while a patrol approaches in the distance ready to join them. Instant Rules: All creatures become black and gain protection from black. All creatures that are tapped do not untap during their owner's next untap step. Flavor: "The fighting stopped. Not because we found peace, mind you, but because we ran out of bullets."
December 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Semi-controversial take:

I played an Academy deck that had a significant chance of making your opponent deck before they could play turn one, so while I see what they're going for ...

Sonic needs a way to drop turn one. Sonic goes fast.
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Even with all the controversy surrounding the deluge of secret lairs and especially the quantity of UB product, I've LOVED every second I've played Sonic. Sonic 2 on Genesis was the first game I ever played and remains one of my favorites to this day. Design really nailed the feel of Sonic.
December 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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A couple cards for an #EscapefromTarkov deck I put together as a commission a while back. There are a hundred of these things, I'll post more later most likely. These are some of my favorites, although funny enough these don't include my absolute favorite one.

#Tarkov #Magic #magicthegathering #MtG
Knight, 1 B G A shoulder-up image of the NPC "Knight" from Tarkov, he has on a mask that looks like a skull and dreadlocks, his arms are crossed holding up a kitted out SCAR assault rifle, and he has a plate carrier on over a balaclava. that covers his neck and the places on his face that aren't covered by mask. Legendary Creature - Goon Rules: First Strike. Haste. If Knight would untap, prevent it unless you pay 4. 4/4 Flavor: "At one point he was human. He was a PMC for USEC. Now he's something else." - Jaeger Burned City Concept art of Tarkov, specifically for the map "Streets," that shows a city that is smoking and several buildings are largely burned out. Land Rules: Burned City comes into play tapped. Burned City does not untap during your untap step unless you pay 1. T, add one colorless mana to your mana pool. Draw a card. Fence, Fleamarket Merchant B B A picture of Fence, which is just a guy with a hoodie pulled way down and everything is dark. Legendary Creature - Merchant Rules: Shrould, Defender. Fence, Fleamarket Merchant can't block. All creatures gain "Sacrifice this creature: add one colorless mana to your mana pool." 1/3 Flavor: "I am seling if you're buying." - Fence Tired Usec Survivor, 1 B Concept Art from Lighthouse with a soldier carrying a rifle and a big pack looking at a lighthouse in the distance along a dark beach. Creature - Mercenary Rules: Tired USEC Survivor doesn't untap during your untap step. Discard a card at random from your hand: Untap Tired USEC Survivor.
December 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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If you don't like the #MTGxMarvel crossover event, you can in fact just make your own.

First batch from a full Marvel deck I tested out a few days ago.
Further the Plot, 1 U A screenshot from Deadpool of Wade looking behind him and seeing the recruiter in the corner of the bar. Instant Rules: Discard as many cards as you want. Draw cards until you have seven cards in your hand. You lose X life, where X is the number of cards drawn this way. Flavor: "By the way, there's some guy here for you. Real grim reaper type. I don't know, might further the plot." Ethical Compromises, 1 WWW An image of Tony and Steve in civil war looking at each other mid fight. Rules: During your upkeep, if you have an odd number of creatures, your opponent chooses a creature you control. Sacrifice that creature. Creatures you control get +2/+1 and gain lifelink. Flavor: I'm doing what I have to do to stave off something worse." "You keep telling yourself that." A City Left Behind An image of the crator from Sokovia Land Rules: A City Left Behind comes into play tapped. T: Add one colorless mana to your mana pool. Add a charge counter to a city left behind. T, remove two charge counters: Sacrifice A City Left Behind. Add RWU to your mana pool. Flavor: "We waited for three days, in that room with the bomb. We waited for three days for Tony Stark to kill us." - Wanda Maximoff Man in the suit, R Tony Stark catching a bullet with only the glove of his iron man suit on at the moment. Creature - Human Wizard Rules: R: Man in the Suit gets +1/+0 and first strike until end of turn. U: Man in the suit gain flying until end of turn. You may discard a card instead of paying this ability's cost. 1/1 Flavor: "Yeah, big man in a suit of armor. But take away the suit, what do you have?" "Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."
December 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Backpfeifengeischt is a German word which, roughly translated into English, means "a face that is in need of a punch." Just so the joke about the name lands as hard as the fist of #anthonyjoshua did on the glass jaw of #JakePaul. #Magic #MtG #MagictheGathering
Backpfeifengesicht 2 W W A picture of Jake Paul with his tongue out looking VERY punchable. Creature - Noble Coward Rules: Prevent all damage that would be done to Backpfeifengesicht. Whenever Backpfeifengesicht attacks, any creature able to must block it. 0/1 Flavor: "Ya, it's the BOOOMCLOT, ya know what it be, i'ry..." - Jake Paul
December 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Before I knew there was a #Deadpool official magic card I tried making one.

After finding that out I made an entire Deadpool deck because there's near infinite Deadpools so why the fuck not.

#MagictheGathering #MtG #Magic #custom
Deadpool, 1 R R R A picture of Deadpool in the backseat of a Honda Odyssey splattered with blood holding a knife and beckoning the camera closer. Legendary Creature - Mercenary Rules: First Strike, Hexproof. If Deadpool is in your graveyard or exiled, you may pay R and return him to your hand. T: destroy target creature you control and target creature you don't control. Flavor: "Wait is this one of those stupid flavor texts on the bottom of the card where you're supposed to be all deep and meaningful?" - Deadpool
December 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Part 2: Meme Boogaloo

#meme #magic #magicthegathering #mtg #sesamestreet #spiderman #shaq #firstofallloweryourvoice #spicy
No, You; 2 U The meme of two spider men pointing at each other. Instant Rules: Create a copy of any spell or ability. You man choose new targets for it. Flavor: "No, don't point at me, I'm point at you!" "Well, we're both pointing!" "What's your point?" Surprise, U U U Shaq looking in the camera during his "hot ones" interview, surprised by how hot the wings are. Instant Rules: Create X 1/1 red Pepper creature tokens, where X is the number of attacking creatures. These tokens have defender and "this creature must block if able." Flavor: "I mean, I don't know if ... WHOO! That's ... whoa, baby ..." - Shaq Revolutionary Puppet UU Kermit, annoyed at someone to the right of the card, with an AR on his back. Creature - Rebel Puppet Rules: Revolutionary Puppet can't block. At the end of your opponent's turn, if you have two or more creatures tapped, they pick one. That creature doesn't untap during your untap step. Flavor: "First of all, lower your voice ..." - Kermit An Unfriendly Neighborhood Sesame Street but they have knives and guns and cross looks. Land Rules: T; Add one colorless mana to your mana pool. All creatures get +1/+0 until end of turn. T; Creatures you control gain first strike until end of turn. Flavor: "Burt, I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Burt." "Well, Eernie, I wish you wouldn't eat COOKIES ON THE DAMN BED!" "Burt, you're shouting again Burt!"
December 29, 2025 at 7:40 AM