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We are making memes out of every frame of the Matrix.

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We heard you have illegal Femboy Memes hiding on your hard drive. We will need to see them.
A police officer staring at the camera with a gun up
January 31, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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My Therapist: the Digitussy is real, it can't hurt you.
The Digitussy:
The camera going through the number on the computer screen.
January 31, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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Calculating exactly how many people die in the background of the Marvel Cinematic Universe like ...
The numbers in columns from the intro
January 31, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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Ma'am, I don't think those exist. What do you mean it looks like your M&M's are glowing?
The Matrix logo dissolving and just the M, large
January 31, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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The real answer to when people ask "Why are you gay" that you don't want to whip out for the homophobe:
The Matrix Logo in green
January 31, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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What I hear when you start explaining multivariable calculus:
The intro screen with Chinese coding letters flying across
January 31, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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First Strike Friday

Deadpool says fuck ICE.
Take Me Seriously, 1 R A picture of Deadpool pointing a gun at a teddy bear Enchantment Rules: Mercenaries you control get +2/+0. Creatures you control have first strike. Flavor: "OK, I know this isn't YOUR teddy bear but just imagine your favorite stuffed animal right here. Now imagine me shooting him before subjecting him to a long and horrifying night of lovemaking in the resulting bullet hole. Take me seriously, bud." - Deadpool
January 23, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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South Park!
Woodland Critter Christmas as a creature card
January 22, 2026 at 6:24 AM
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Well, have this land from a proxy Deadpool deck as consolation:
A land titled "A well painted tardis" with Deadpool painting his logo on the side of the Tardis. The flavor text says "OK but am I punking Matt Smith or do I have to worry about Ecleston coming out of this? I feel like I could take Matt he's like the stuffed animal equivalent of an actor. But Ecleston ... dude's got mitts ..." - Deadpool
January 17, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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It's not as bad as this bullshit:
Content Farm, showing the people who interview others on the train with a clip on microphone
January 17, 2026 at 7:23 PM
matrixmemeframes.bsky.social
Fuck ICE.
Modern Gestapo, W W A picture of an ICE agent pepper spraying a priest. Creature - Coward Rules: Modern Gestapo enters play tapped. T: Modern Gestapo deals two damage to target creature. If that creature is black, Modern Gestapo gains Deathtouch until end of turn. 3: If Modern Gestapo would enter the graveyard this turn, return it to your hand. Flavor: "The people attacking your community wear masks because they don't want you to remember they have names and addresses."
January 17, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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Adorable.
Mine Now, 3 U The art that I'm responding to is in the art box, it's an image of a cat stealing a fry while a hand tries to gently stop them. Enchantment Rules: As Mine Now enters, choose an ability or effect that changes a creature's power. Create a new copy of that ability. You may choose a new target and source for the copy. Flavor: "Hey! That's not yours bud!" - what cats think their name is
January 16, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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Alien Resurrection will always have a special place in my heart. It's not the BEST Alien movie but it has so many unique notes it hits perfectly that it's one I keep coming back to.

Plus where it's not scary it manages to maintain being fun which makes it maybe not GOOD but infinitely watchable.
Xenomorph, BB A picture of the Alien from Alien: Resurrection Creature - Alien Horror Rules: Deathtouch T: Xenomorph deals one damage to target creature. Whenever Xenomorph destroys a creature, create a 1/1 Xenomorph token. It has an exact copy of Xenomorph's abilities. Flavor: "Perfect organism. It's structural perfection is matched only by it's hostility." - Ash
January 16, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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I adore your art style. ^.^
"Auto Rickshaw" as a magic card.
January 16, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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The Accountant might be cringe but it's MY kind of cringe.
A Magic the Gathering instant called weaponized autism with an image of the scene from The Accountant when he uses magic math powers to figure out money is actually missing. The card itself lets you search your deck for permanents and then draw a card.
January 16, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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*sung to the toon of Bombastic* They call me Mr. Fucker-tastic ... food wrapped in plastic ... about to eat your butter pork ... roll ...
Mr Fucker as a magic card. 4 mana for a 1/1 that can steal artifacts.
January 15, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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Flannel Mocha, 2 A picture of Doc Hobbes from the post above. Artifact Rules: T: Target creature gains Haste until end of turn. Flavor: "The horrors persist. But so does the Flannel Mocha." - Doc Hobbes
January 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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I love taking #EscapeFromTarkov and make it #MagictheGathering. #Tarkov #EFT #MTG
Scav Looter, 2 B A drawing of a scav walking past a blood trail to look at supplies that someone has stored. Creature - Rogue Citizen Rules: 2, T: Name a permanent. Search your library for that permanent. Exile that permanent. Then shuffle your library. @, T: Put target Exiled card into your hand. Draw a card, then discard a card at random from your hand. Flavor: "Empty is better than full of a grenade about to go." - Scav excuse for being empty handed
January 15, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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Me too!
Hammerhead Titanothere, 4 G G A screenshot of the Hammerhead Rhino, which looks like a rhino with a hammerhead shark-like skull structure, in a very wild green forest. Creature - Beast Rules: Vigilance, Trample. Hammerhead Titanothere doesn't untap during your untap step. {3}: Untap Hammerhead Titanothere. Use this ability only as a sorcery. {t}: Target creature must block Hammerhead Titanothere this turn, if able. Flavor: "They are all gentle creatures, if you leave them to their own." - Navi Saying
January 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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I liked the book better.
Ursula K. Le Guin The book cover for The Word for World is Forest, which has the words on a forest scene that is high enough above the forest to include the curve of the planet.
January 14, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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Instructions unclear.
Green Goblin, 1 R R R A drawn picture of the Green Goblin holding a pumpkin bomb Legendary Creature - Goblin Rules: First Strike, Flying. T: Choose a creature target player controls. That player may choose to tap a creature they control with the highest power. If they don’t, destroy the chosen creature 2/2 Flavor: "You're outmached, Parker! Outsmarted, outgunned, and just shit out of luck!” - Green Goblin
January 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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I always liked #bigrobots and #Gundam, would love to see a #MagictheGathering set that was an official collaboration. #MTG #GundamWing #MobileSuitGundam
Wing Gundam Zero, W W W A picture of the winged Gundam from Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz Legendary Artifact - Vehicle Rules: Crew 2 First Strike Wing Gundam Zero cannot be crewed by creatures that don't have First Strike. Flavor: "No more killing. One last mission and then back they'll go into the sun. I promise." - Heero Yuy
January 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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I like the idea of action movie cops where their powers are "arrest a random creature, possibly one of your yours" and "kill a random creature, possibly one of yours" because it feels accurate to both movie cops and police in real life. #magicthegathering #mtg
Action Movie Cops, BG Marcy Marc and Will Ferral jump-kicking through the air, each dual wielding Desert Eagles with police badges around their necks. Creature - Mercenary Rules: Haste 1,T: Tap a random non-token creature. Draw a card. T: Destroy a non-token creature at random. Add one mana that shares a color with the destroyed creature to your mana pool. Flavor: "You ready to blow some shit up?" - An Incompetent Cop
January 7, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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The Hunted is such a great under-appreciated classic.
Broken Hunter, 2 G B A picture of Benicio Del Toro as a traumatized soldier moving through a forest with full camo on his face and body. Creature - Soldier Rules: Forestwalk. 1: Your opponent picks a non-token creature you control other than Broken Hunter. Sacrifice it. Target land becomes a Forest in addition to it's other land types until end of turn. Use this no more than once per turn. Flavor: "Those were civilians." "No way, LT, you didn't see the way they were kitted. They weren't there to hunt deer."
January 7, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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Legitimately my favorite card I've made so far, which also seems appropriate as a New Years flavored card.

Made for a commissioned #EscapefromTarkov commander deck. #MagictheGathering has the "main" game and also a commander format with 100 unique cards, this was for that.
A Pause in the Chaos, 1 B B An image of people in Tarkov standing around a barrel warming up, while a patrol approaches in the distance ready to join them. Instant Rules: All creatures become black and gain protection from black. All creatures that are tapped do not untap during their owner's next untap step. Flavor: "The fighting stopped. Not because we found peace, mind you, but because we ran out of bullets."
December 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM