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Matt Bruce
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Jenna's side. Jenna's side. I'm not hearing it, Liz.

He/him. Seattle. Curated shitposting. Prototyping Lead
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Livia Soprano
December 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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I don’t care! I don’t care! I don’t care! She hung out with Milo in group chats, stop giving trash people oxygen.
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Darby and Alexis performed at my wedding last night and I got to sing a duet with them.
A photo of myself about to sing a duet with Darby Lynn Cartwright and Alexis P. Bevels. Darby is wearing white jeans and a Dan Marino Jersey, Alexis is wearing a gown in the style of Margery Tyrell.
October 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Chris,
dril "you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to them'" meme tweet.
September 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I assume Ava won the knockout competition like this. #bb27
August 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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I feel like it's this, but the monkeys are equipped with feather dusters.
Simpson's meme of men watching and betting on two monkeys armed with knives fighting each other.
August 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Whenever any HG 1:1 devolves into a "at the end of the day" circular conclusion, this is all I can think of, lmao #bb27
August 6, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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I’m a farm girl *pause* with farm girl grit. #bb27
Meme of L.A. Noire’s Jack Kelso with an unbelieving expression next to the Xbox controller’s X button saying Doubt.
August 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Laura Linney’s character, Hannah, in The Truma Show (1998) holding a can of Mococoa cocoa powder as product placement while she fears for her life.
August 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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March 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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March 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Parker Posey in White Lotus S3 smiling without recognition.
March 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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John Noble?!
February 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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February 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Time for a re-read.
Cover of the “fiction” novel Severance by Ling Ma
February 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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My response to the Meta recruiter that hit me up last week:
Hi Daniel, Apologies for the delay in this response, I was experiencing a very busy work week last week. Unfortunately, your CEO recently made changes to core Meta businesses that permit users to call me and my husband mentally ill without punishment. So, no. And never. Thanks, Matt
February 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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We won.
"Buffy creator Joss Whedon, who also wrote the 1992 movie the series was based on, has no involvement in the reboot. he has not worked in Hollywood in any official capacity since facing a slew of misconduct allegations in 2021."
February 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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I just think
Stills of a shirtless James Wolk in Happy Endings
January 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Tony Soprano in the scene where he says, "Remember When is the lowest form of conversation."
January 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Me getting on the LINK at SeaTac and going the wrong direction.
A glamour shot of drag queen Willow Pill wearing her iconic Angle entrance look from Season 14 of RuPaul's Drag Race.
January 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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January 23, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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Anna Garcia as Zeke Aaron McKinley in Dropout's Very Important People saying the joke I straight up stole from her.
January 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Ah, well, nevertheless.
January 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM