Matt Bruce
@matt-bruce.com
Jenna's side. Jenna's side. I'm not hearing it, Liz.
He/him. Seattle. Curated shitposting. Prototyping Lead
He/him. Seattle. Curated shitposting. Prototyping Lead
Okay, it’s 2am, the cinnamon buns are formed and cold proofing, the dry and wet ingredients for the dinner rolls and peanut butter blossoms are staged and I have timers for when everything needs to come out of the fridge to room temp.
Now I will diminish and go into West and remain Galadriel.
Now I will diminish and go into West and remain Galadriel.
December 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Okay, it’s 2am, the cinnamon buns are formed and cold proofing, the dry and wet ingredients for the dinner rolls and peanut butter blossoms are staged and I have timers for when everything needs to come out of the fridge to room temp.
Now I will diminish and go into West and remain Galadriel.
Now I will diminish and go into West and remain Galadriel.
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As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
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How Rob Reiner became anti-Prop. 8 kingpin
Rob Reiner reflects on the critical role he played in getting California's gay marriage ban overturned.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
I don’t care! I don’t care! I don’t care! She hung out with Milo in group chats, stop giving trash people oxygen.
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I don’t care! I don’t care! I don’t care! She hung out with Milo in group chats, stop giving trash people oxygen.
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Chrono Cross: The Radical Dreamers Edition is $7.99 on US eShop buff.ly/Bg2qgN1
US PSN buff.ly/pjQijej
Switch physical import $43 US Dollars at VGP buff.ly/dvWxvng
US PSN buff.ly/pjQijej
Switch physical import $43 US Dollars at VGP buff.ly/dvWxvng
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Chrono Cross: The Radical Dreamers Edition is $7.99 on US eShop buff.ly/Bg2qgN1
US PSN buff.ly/pjQijej
Switch physical import $43 US Dollars at VGP buff.ly/dvWxvng
US PSN buff.ly/pjQijej
Switch physical import $43 US Dollars at VGP buff.ly/dvWxvng
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The Ozempic epidemic has hit the Hiker training class in Kalos.
October 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The Ozempic epidemic has hit the Hiker training class in Kalos.
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Popular accounts asking what aura farming is, is aura farming, and they know it.
October 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Popular accounts asking what aura farming is, is aura farming, and they know it.
Darby and Alexis performed at my wedding last night and I got to sing a duet with them.
October 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Darby and Alexis performed at my wedding last night and I got to sing a duet with them.
Weapons failed bury your gays.
October 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Weapons failed bury your gays.
I’m getting married on Saturday. I just bought a Home Depot Big Skeleton as a prop for photos. I feel untethered from
reality.
reality.
September 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’m getting married on Saturday. I just bought a Home Depot Big Skeleton as a prop for photos. I feel untethered from
reality.
reality.
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
Where is White Shrek?
Allies are aghast as US Ambassador to NATO Matthew Whitaker fails even to show up at the NATO emergency meeting following the incursion over Poland. Guess he was too busy measuring men's urinals again.
September 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Where is White Shrek?
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hearing reports that Kash Patel has opened his eyes even wider in an attempt to locate the shooter
September 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
hearing reports that Kash Patel has opened his eyes even wider in an attempt to locate the shooter
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Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
Both Amy Sedaris and Poehler said they wouldn’t want to do 8 shows, so I think the next logical replacements are Margot Martindale, Ann Dowd, Cherry Jones, Cheyenne Jackson, or June Squibb.
Honestly, Colbert’s about to have a bunch of free time, he’d kill it.
Honestly, Colbert’s about to have a bunch of free time, he’d kill it.
September 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Both Amy Sedaris and Poehler said they wouldn’t want to do 8 shows, so I think the next logical replacements are Margot Martindale, Ann Dowd, Cherry Jones, Cheyenne Jackson, or June Squibb.
Honestly, Colbert’s about to have a bunch of free time, he’d kill it.
Honestly, Colbert’s about to have a bunch of free time, he’d kill it.
September 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I need to know everyone in the veto’s dominant hands, because if everyone’s right handed, only Vince did not grab the poisoned glass with their dominant hand every, single, time. #bb27
August 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I need to know everyone in the veto’s dominant hands, because if everyone’s right handed, only Vince did not grab the poisoned glass with their dominant hand every, single, time. #bb27
I’m obsessed and respect Vinnie’s gameplay. They call him a weasel, but he’s actually a possum: here’s Keanu coming at him with this toxic anger and Vinnie has him apologizing. Man’s won two HoHs and he’s convinced half the house he’s a just a wittle baby they can fix. #bb27
August 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I’m obsessed and respect Vinnie’s gameplay. They call him a weasel, but he’s actually a possum: here’s Keanu coming at him with this toxic anger and Vinnie has him apologizing. Man’s won two HoHs and he’s convinced half the house he’s a just a wittle baby they can fix. #bb27
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A guy wore a Nazi shirt to a baseball game in DC.
August 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
A guy wore a Nazi shirt to a baseball game in DC.
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cuomo is not sephiroth posting he is godrick the grafted posting
August 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
cuomo is not sephiroth posting he is godrick the grafted posting