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February 8, 2026 at 11:18 PM
What's a joke is having a dang cheetoh in the gol dang white house!!! 🌊🌊🌊🇺🇦🇺🇦

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February 7, 2026 at 10:05 PM
good one
February 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Getting a job at Heroku in 2011 felt like being a baseball player and getting called up to the big leagues. Smartest, most creative, most driven group of technologists I've ever been around. Forever grateful for the things I learned. 💜
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Yes. But I also feel like we're experiencing the culmination of bad things that have been in motion for years and in some cases decades.
February 6, 2026 at 6:40 PM
The problem is all these soulless dorks and charlatans have it ass-backwards. We should be using AI for mechanical, transactional work, like approving expense reports, analyzing scientific imaging, data mining, etc and *not* for innately human things like writing and art.
February 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Genuinely impressive to make chicken low protein
February 5, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Hell yeah
February 4, 2026 at 1:21 AM