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Leaving a Lactaid out for Santa
December 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Fans of Christmas are in for a treat tomorrow
December 24, 2023 at 1:40 PM
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Here’s a seasonal rarity for you - The Disney Afternoon holiday promo from 1991…
December 25, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Making gift boxes for the garbage collectors and the mail carrier ♥️🌲🎅
December 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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It's funny how us parochial Americans generally seem to perceive that the EV revolution is stalling or reversing when in fact it's accelerating rapidly worldwide. 25% of cars sold globally in 2025 were EVs!

It's mostly just the US that's being left behind
December 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Watching football:

"Physicality"? Sure, whatever.

"Resiliency"? Ugh, I guess.

"Disorientated"? NO. Absolutely not.
December 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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"Kavanaugh Stop" went from a skeet on here to Bluesky meme to crosspollinating over on X to Brett Kavanaugh's burner account seeing it there to a whiny defensive footnote about it in a decision by the Supreme Court of the United States.

Juice.
Check out the Kavanaugh FN 4; I think it's pretty clear that the Kavanaugh Stop thing has gotten to him:
December 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Going to YDFM to buy holiday meal ingredients for all the guests we're having on the next 3 days

Once more unto the breach
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 1d
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity. n.pr/4pNYnVN
U.S. regulators approve Wegovy pill for weight loss
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity.
n.pr
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Forming some mobjects
December 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Lmaooooooo get fucked Bari.

There's a torrent file at this link if you want to seed this too.

archive.org/details/insi...
Inside CECOT | 60 Minutes : CBS News : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Sharyn Alfonsi's Inside CECOT for 60 Minutes, which was censored by Bari Weiss, as it appeared on Canada's Global TV app.
archive.org
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Drinkin on that shit that makes you say Feliz Navidad
December 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Spending too much time doing things. I want to spend more time not doing things.
December 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
When you have a cold you're Ian Phlegming
December 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The best thing about this site is how powerful the blocks are. You can really just make a whole annoying discourse vanish and never think about it again.
December 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Order arriving today 😀

Shipped with DHL 💀
December 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Finally somebody fucking said it. We've put up with this insolence from Apple for too long.
I don't mean to be divisive but to call it a computer's "natural scrolling"--which mimics the despicable Phone--and then to make it default? An outrage. Swiping down should scroll down, as was true since the dawn of time on the noble mouse scroll wheel
December 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"Kris Kringle" sounds like a pervert why does Santa need an alias
December 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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look you absolutely do not have to hand it to woody allen, but this still sticks in my brain
October 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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When I was in Montepulciano I stumbled upon the shop of a fifth-generation coppersmith. We watched him hammer a bowl for a bit and he joked with us in Italian. He had two photos on his wall: One with him and Pope John Paul II, and one of him and Rick Steves.
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.

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December 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
September 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM