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All old rock stars end up with my mom's haircut.
February 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Don't send a code to my phone bro
February 8, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Introduce yourself with:
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One TV show 📺
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Day 2 of this shit
February 7, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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you have to be a real piece of shit to be a foreign vice president well-known enough to be loathed on sight
February 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
www.heroku.com/blog/an-upda...

Damn. RIP to the coolest place I've ever worked. Feels like a lifetime ago.
An Update on Heroku
Today, Heroku is transitioning to a sustaining engineering model focused on stability, security, reliability, and support. Heroku remains an actively supported, production-ready platform, with an emph...
www.heroku.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Did that thing where I slept funny on my neck and now I'm moving like Michael Keaton's Batman.
February 6, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Becoming more and more convinced that Bluesky is an elaborate guerilla marketing campaign for AEW
February 5, 2026 at 3:55 AM
The Jerk Store has incredible customer service if you think about it
February 5, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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The problem is always that a few people have all our money
February 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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Doing a heroic dose of ibuprofen
January 3, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Imagining a middle aged Zoomer. A 40 year old with thinning broccoli hair.
February 3, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Does Juggalo paint still fuck up facial recognition
February 3, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Instead of the snap they should have killed off Iron Man by having JARVIS hang on a bad npm package and then the suit just becomes unresponsive and crashes to the ground
February 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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enough anti-heroes, it's time for anti-villains
February 2, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked
September 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Logging on
February 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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Anne Frank likely died in a typhus epidemic that spread through the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp

History rhymes, it rhymes

Close the camps, set fire to the prisons
ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.
February 2, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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Bruce Springsteen, Billy Brag, and now NOFX
Minnesota Nazis
YouTube video by NOFX - Topic
youtu.be
January 31, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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Never forget, Boston.
#19Years #Mooninite
January 31, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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the only way to stop these elite pedophilia circles is to fully break the world order that holds them up via a global communist revolution. the Catholic Church has had a pedophile problem for over a millennia but was never brought to heel bc of its power, much like America today and England before
January 31, 2026 at 12:11 PM