Matt Ayre
@matt85.bsky.social
Stroud fumbles the snap in victory formation, Pats recover and kick the winning field goal as time expires
January 17, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Stroud fumbles the snap in victory formation, Pats recover and kick the winning field goal as time expires
(Canadian conservatives, not our arseholes)
January 16, 2026 at 12:57 PM
(Canadian conservatives, not our arseholes)
Just like Rog drew it up
January 11, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Just like Rog drew it up
Romo almost sounds a bit slurry tonight
January 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Romo almost sounds a bit slurry tonight
I’m sure I remember him gushing about his Clemson title-winning WH visit during Trump 1
January 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I’m sure I remember him gushing about his Clemson title-winning WH visit during Trump 1
Benchmark the new guys against proven failure?
January 11, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Benchmark the new guys against proven failure?
I say “dystopia”, you say “utopia”, let’s call the whole thing off (please, let’s)
January 11, 2026 at 10:18 AM
I say “dystopia”, you say “utopia”, let’s call the whole thing off (please, let’s)
But still manage to make it the left’s fault!
January 10, 2026 at 9:56 AM
But still manage to make it the left’s fault!
There could literally not be video more incriminating than *the one he took himself*
January 10, 2026 at 12:56 AM
There could literally not be video more incriminating than *the one he took himself*
Reposted by Matt Ayre
If Corbyn had said allegations of antisemitism were "solidifying our core support" then all hell would have broken out in the press + broadcast media. So there is an obvious partisan assymetry in how the Farage allegations about antisemitism have been treated, and other forms of racist bullying
January 7, 2026 at 11:51 AM
If Corbyn had said allegations of antisemitism were "solidifying our core support" then all hell would have broken out in the press + broadcast media. So there is an obvious partisan assymetry in how the Farage allegations about antisemitism have been treated, and other forms of racist bullying
I genuinely laughed out loud at this, thanks
January 7, 2026 at 8:37 AM
I genuinely laughed out loud at this, thanks
The theory of “you can fool almost everyone once”
January 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
The theory of “you can fool almost everyone once”
But it’s worked out so well for Tom Brady
January 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
But it’s worked out so well for Tom Brady
So it had a 100% success rate before tonight!
January 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
So it had a 100% success rate before tonight!
Or something like the CPS? 🫣
January 2, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Or something like the CPS? 🫣
More people could see the haircut than get to eat the risotto (unless the magic related to quantity produced, I guess), so you made the selfless choice
January 2, 2026 at 12:55 PM
More people could see the haircut than get to eat the risotto (unless the magic related to quantity produced, I guess), so you made the selfless choice
This seems to be depicting a tsunami wiping out their coastline, so at least they’re back on board with climate change?
January 1, 2026 at 12:48 PM
This seems to be depicting a tsunami wiping out their coastline, so at least they’re back on board with climate change?
My and a friend once made the mistake of saying “are you Lembit Opik?” to a very drunk Lembit Opik in a burger king of maccie ds by leicester square once, which delighted him. You had a lucky escape!
December 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My and a friend once made the mistake of saying “are you Lembit Opik?” to a very drunk Lembit Opik in a burger king of maccie ds by leicester square once, which delighted him. You had a lucky escape!