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carl satan
@mattaklap.bsky.social
I teach revolution, and not just to my cat.

This account is largely concerned with hobbits
yes. Yes, yes, yes.
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 AM
wtf is a Pre-K report card
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I've taught lots of early literacy and yeah cuing sucks but I urge you to consider that the infinitely larger barrier to literacy than flawed methodology is social and economic. Like maybe the reason everyone sucks at reading (if true) is capitalism
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Some pads tied to each post would have saved that
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
we yearn for the mines
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
1 in 3 Americans is an indigenous bisexual atheist Muslim Catholic jew living in New York, california
November 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
to be fair they're contributing every couple of months by making an Orange Man Bad sign and going for a nice walk downtown with gramma
November 7, 2025 at 6:29 AM
if governors and reps actually gave a fuck they would support unions and action groups and focus on actually making things less shitty in their cities and states, but it's way easier to just say bad words
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
a monorail that shows you all the cool megastructures and projects that they aren't building
November 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
hopefully he calls them all Red Square and each has a big strong statue of Lenin out front
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM