Matt at Keyboard
@mattatkeyboard.bsky.social
Aotearoa, politics, nerd stuff
Sandra Bullock. I can't be alone in this
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Sandra Bullock. I can't be alone in this
Accurate, or crystal palace?
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Accurate, or crystal palace?
Why do we keep missing the second half of the saying?
A few bad apples *spoil the bunch*.
These aren't the 'few', they are the spoiled bunch - and the answer surely involves going thru the apples one-by-one until no 'few' are left to do the spoiling?
A few bad apples *spoil the bunch*.
These aren't the 'few', they are the spoiled bunch - and the answer surely involves going thru the apples one-by-one until no 'few' are left to do the spoiling?
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Why do we keep missing the second half of the saying?
A few bad apples *spoil the bunch*.
These aren't the 'few', they are the spoiled bunch - and the answer surely involves going thru the apples one-by-one until no 'few' are left to do the spoiling?
A few bad apples *spoil the bunch*.
These aren't the 'few', they are the spoiled bunch - and the answer surely involves going thru the apples one-by-one until no 'few' are left to do the spoiling?
I mean, I'm tempted to try it. May bring on the end-times though
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I mean, I'm tempted to try it. May bring on the end-times though
Smiles and waves from New Zealand, where sub is pretty exclusively Subway, and I don't think anything thinner than a mayo is on offer?
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Smiles and waves from New Zealand, where sub is pretty exclusively Subway, and I don't think anything thinner than a mayo is on offer?
I have to ask a stupid question - *how* do you put oil and vinegar on sandwiches?????
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I have to ask a stupid question - *how* do you put oil and vinegar on sandwiches?????
This is no laughing matter, le pain must have been unbearable
The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Mathematically, could you assess the degradation of its current orbit? Might need some observation over time
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Mathematically, could you assess the degradation of its current orbit? Might need some observation over time
Just outstanding, thank you.
Ballpark $2T in property in NZ
Ballpark $2T in property in NZ
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Just outstanding, thank you.
Ballpark $2T in property in NZ
Ballpark $2T in property in NZ
Ah, excellent, thanks. Don't suppose you know of similar for commercial too?
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Ah, excellent, thanks. Don't suppose you know of similar for commercial too?