Matt at Keyboard
@mattatkeyboard.bsky.social
Aotearoa, politics, nerd stuff
Not the point of the OP, but "if I recall correctly" !?!?!?!
Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Not the point of the OP, but "if I recall correctly" !?!?!?!
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Not what most people are calling out here, but I think you'll see that those grey circles over with in the North America space are most of the cities in New Zealand and Australia 😭
This is interesting — a recent study of mode share (the % share of transportation trips by car, transit, walking, biking etc) relative to city size and income levels in almost 800 cities in 61 countries. Interesting results. HT @davidzipper.bsky.social
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
November 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Not what most people are calling out here, but I think you'll see that those grey circles over with in the North America space are most of the cities in New Zealand and Australia 😭
Where did we go wrong as a country NZ?
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Where did we go wrong as a country NZ?
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Roses are red
On furniture you see 'em
On furniture you see 'em
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Roses are red
On furniture you see 'em
On furniture you see 'em
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New York City: a muslim socialist is going to become our mayor
Dick Cheney: over my dead body
Dick Cheney: over my dead body
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
New York City: a muslim socialist is going to become our mayor
Dick Cheney: over my dead body
Dick Cheney: over my dead body
This is no laughing matter, le pain must have been unbearable
The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This is no laughing matter, le pain must have been unbearable
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Question for the NZ hivemind (please repost for reach) - does anyone know the total value of real estate in NZ? I can't see anything obvious since 2021
#nzpol
#nzpol
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Question for the NZ hivemind (please repost for reach) - does anyone know the total value of real estate in NZ? I can't see anything obvious since 2021
#nzpol
#nzpol
Question for the NZ hivemind (please repost for reach) - does anyone know the total value of real estate in NZ? I can't see anything obvious since 2021
#nzpol
#nzpol
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Question for the NZ hivemind (please repost for reach) - does anyone know the total value of real estate in NZ? I can't see anything obvious since 2021
#nzpol
#nzpol
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair. DEEZ PAIR OF NUTZ
Gottem
Gottem
"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. I have a very particular set of works. Works that make ye mighty despair. Works that make me a nightmare for travelers like you. If you put my trunk back on my legs of stone, that'll be the end of it. But if you don't, I will find you, and I will kill you."
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon my works, which were processed in a facility that also processes peanuts.
November 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair. DEEZ PAIR OF NUTZ
Gottem
Gottem
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You're my RoboCop
My little RoboCop
My little RoboCop
November 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
You're my RoboCop
My little RoboCop
My little RoboCop
Why have they made it so clear that the party name stands for Tired Of Politics. ?
Labor's Capital gains tax is weak and will not lower housing costs nor stem the tide of land speculation. They have opted for a policy that exempts primary residences and farms rather than make the case for what is actually needed: real tax reform to give hope to the younger generation.
Status quo
Status quo
October 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Why have they made it so clear that the party name stands for Tired Of Politics. ?
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I have a joke about Prometheus' eagle, and it always delivers
I have a joke about Prometheus that's 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 but I promised I wouldn't tell
I had a joke about Hermes but it didn’t arrive on time.
October 23, 2024 at 8:31 AM
I have a joke about Prometheus' eagle, and it always delivers
The pounds of the Baskervilles
October 24, 2025 at 9:12 AM
The pounds of the Baskervilles
October 24, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Of all the housing charts not made by MMI, this one is my favourite. It shows how, despite rhetoric, housing shortages aren't a global phenomenon, but they do seem to be an Anglo-American one.
October 24, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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millennials are band directors now and I think that’s terrific
September 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
millennials are band directors now and I think that’s terrific
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Anyone know why this so-called therapy service doesn't mention who they are and why the website was registered by an overseas counterterrorism outfit?
About us – Your Turn To Talk
yourturntotalk.org.nz
October 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Anyone know why this so-called therapy service doesn't mention who they are and why the website was registered by an overseas counterterrorism outfit?
And one of the best things you can do for everyone you meet is recognise that every single person knows a hell of a lot more about certain things than you do, you just have to find out what those things are.
One of the best things you can do for yourself is be friends with people who know a hell of a lot more about certain stuff than you do
October 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
And one of the best things you can do for everyone you meet is recognise that every single person knows a hell of a lot more about certain things than you do, you just have to find out what those things are.
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Taken from inside an inflatable shark costume in Portland, Oregon
October 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Taken from inside an inflatable shark costume in Portland, Oregon
Spotted at the supermarket.
Someone got halfway around with cream buns and a bottle of bubbly, then swapped them for tissues. There's quite a story in there
Someone got halfway around with cream buns and a bottle of bubbly, then swapped them for tissues. There's quite a story in there
October 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Spotted at the supermarket.
Someone got halfway around with cream buns and a bottle of bubbly, then swapped them for tissues. There's quite a story in there
Someone got halfway around with cream buns and a bottle of bubbly, then swapped them for tissues. There's quite a story in there
Make Americans Grapple Again
Trump: "On June 14 next year we're gonna have a big UFC fight at the White House, right at the White House, on the grounds of the White House."
October 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Make Americans Grapple Again
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My favourite actor doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because he's Godzilla
a monster with a blue sky in the background is being attacked
ALT: a monster with a blue sky in the background is being attacked
media.tenor.com
October 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My favourite actor doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because he's Godzilla
My favourite actor doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because he's Godzilla
a monster with a blue sky in the background is being attacked
ALT: a monster with a blue sky in the background is being attacked
media.tenor.com
October 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My favourite actor doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because he's Godzilla
See also Magic the Gathering and Marjorie Taylor Greene.
It’s the old switcheroo #ThreeBeanSalad
October 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
See also Magic the Gathering and Marjorie Taylor Greene.