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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 12h

Hey no Sinners spoilers please ;)

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa

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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 19h

Or late onset THC

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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 1d

He also now weighs 175lbs, is 6ft 7in, and can run a mile in under four minutes

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d

Trump got a Covid vaccine today.

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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 1d

He’s reached Get Off My Lawn stage

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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon character in a clothing store with the word kissy on the bottom

ALT: a cartoon character in a clothing store with the word kissy on the bottom

media.tenor.com

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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 2d

StudioCanal says the sketch tarnished a “symbol of British decency.” Which is rich, considering the last time Britain protected Peruvian exports, it involved the Falklands. Read more below...

#paddington #lawsuit #PaddingtonBear #parody #PrinceHarry #spittingimage #StudioCanal #OddNews

StudioCanal Sues Spitting Image Over Cocaine Bear Parody

Says the sketch tarnished a “symbol of British decency.” Which is rich, considering the last time Britain protected Peruvian exports, it involved the Falklands.

oddnews.com

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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 2d

In what Sheriff Grady Judd described as “an incident that makes even Florida blush,” 51-year-old Walter Frymire was arrested after deputies discovered he had attempted to smuggle a thermos into the Polk County Jail the old-fashioned way: by becoming the container. Read more below...

#floridaman

Florida Man Caught With Thermos in “Exit Ramp”

The thermos reportedly applied for therapy and a restraining order.

oddnews.com

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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 3d

Can't improve on the original headline

Trump to visit Walter Reed for ‘routine yearly checkup’ for second time in six months

President Donald Trump went for another yearly check-up in April

www.independent.co.uk

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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 3d

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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · Jul 17

Fark, Newgrounds, I-Mockery and Something Awful walk into a web ring.

Leave with All Your Base, RedVsBlue, and Homestar Runner

Ernie Smith @ernie.tedium.co · Jul 17

Also, if you were a fan of online humor sites in the year 2000 you will love this piece, which also features @fark.com’s @drewcurtis.bsky.social and I-Mockery’s Roger Barr.

They were part of a constellation of ground-up sites that became famous, together.

www.fastcompany.com/91356472/new...

How Newgrounds accidentally became one of online culture’s defining sites

Most personal websites that started in 1995 disappeared from the digital realm long ago. Not Newgrounds, a proto-YouTube that gradually found its calling.

www.fastcompany.com

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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 5d

This week's idiot ball

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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 5d

any minute now

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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 5d

I been at Fark posting news stuff every day. And also pop in here occasionally to see how my off-site friends are doing

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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 5d

Don't suppose you've got pics? That sounds hilarious

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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 5d

Watch the deleted scenes there's even more surprises

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russ @russmendo.bsky.social · 5d

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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 5d

I'm a time traveler and

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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 5d

Everyone is going to both Bsky and Fark.com :)

Drew Curtis' FARK.com

Humorous views on interesting, bizarre and amusing articles, submitted by a community of millions of news junkies, with regular Photoshop contests.

Fark.com

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 6d

Everyone is leaving bluesky and going to Fark.com

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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 6d

domestic tourist

works better if said in a southern accent

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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 8d

Better on the second watch. Note that the Irish guy never lies

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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 9d

YMMV

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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 9d

a man and a woman are standing next to each other in front of a trolley that says the good place

ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in front of a trolley that says the good place

media.tenor.com

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Odd News @oddnewsnetwork.bsky.social · 10d

Max Fosh, a British YouTuber best known for weaponizing awkwardness, embarked on a mission to violate ten obscure European laws in ten countries within two days. Read more below...

#bakery #driving #DumbLaw #europe #pigeon #pillow #salmon #OddNews

British Youtuber Sets Out To Break Every Dumb Law in Europe

Interpol yawns as Britain’s most awkward outlaw terrorizes pigeons, pillows, and patisserie.

oddnews.com

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