Drew Curtis
@drewcurtis.bsky.social
Founder/CEO Fark.com. Likely time traveler
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No politics til Monday.
Maybe not even then.
Nov 2026 tho…
Maybe not even then.
Nov 2026 tho…
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
No politics til Monday.
Maybe not even then.
Nov 2026 tho…
Maybe not even then.
Nov 2026 tho…
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I'm blessing your timeline with this image, because I know that you will have occasion to use it, and more frequently than any of us would like to admit. Use it responsibly, friends.
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'm blessing your timeline with this image, because I know that you will have occasion to use it, and more frequently than any of us would like to admit. Use it responsibly, friends.
No one likes turkey. It sucks
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
No one likes turkey. It sucks
Early Christianity
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Early Christianity
“The Devil’s Bumhole”
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
“The Devil’s Bumhole”
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It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
"His curriculum vitae lists 'bowel movement optimization' as a core competency, which must make for interesting dinner party conversations."
Groundbreaking news: vegetables still work and America is still surprised.
#constipation #stomach #study #toilet #vegetables #OddNews
#constipation #stomach #study #toilet #vegetables #OddNews
96,000-Person Constipation Study Yields Obvious Conclusion
Groundbreaking news: vegetables still work and America is still surprised.
oddnews.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"His curriculum vitae lists 'bowel movement optimization' as a core competency, which must make for interesting dinner party conversations."
This is from Nov 3rd but I just found it running the Fark Headline of the Week queue
Scientists discover that people are more likely to be helpful to each other in public spaces if there's someone else in the room dressed like Batman
Scientists discover that people are more likely to be helpful to each other in public spaces if there's someone else in the room dressed like Batman
Unexpected events and prosocial behavior: the Batman effect - npj Mental Health Research
npj Mental Health Research - Unexpected events and prosocial behavior: the Batman effect
www.nature.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This is from Nov 3rd but I just found it running the Fark Headline of the Week queue
Scientists discover that people are more likely to be helpful to each other in public spaces if there's someone else in the room dressed like Batman
Scientists discover that people are more likely to be helpful to each other in public spaces if there's someone else in the room dressed like Batman
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In related news, the Coast Guard announced nooses are "contextually concerning" and burning crosses are "subject to local fire codes."
#coastguard #iconography #policy #symbol #OddNews
#coastguard #iconography #policy #symbol #OddNews
Coast Guard Briefly Reclassifies Swastikas as “Potentially Divisive,” Reverses Policy When Caught
In related news, the Coast Guard announced nooses are “contextually concerning” and burning crosses are “subject to local fire codes.”…
oddnews.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
In related news, the Coast Guard announced nooses are "contextually concerning" and burning crosses are "subject to local fire codes."
#coastguard #iconography #policy #symbol #OddNews
#coastguard #iconography #policy #symbol #OddNews
Seems strange that someone calling himself "eminem" would be so aggressive in trademark lawsuits considering he doesn't even own a candy company
Eminem has filed a federal trademark cancellation petition against an Australian beach umbrella company called Swim Shady, claiming consumers might mistakenly believe he has finally achieved his lifelong dream of selling foldable sun protection. Read more below.
#eminem #lawsuit #trademark #OddNews
#eminem #lawsuit #trademark #OddNews
Eminem, Whose Name Comes From a Brand of Candy He Does Not Own, Sues “Swim Shady” Umbrella Company
At long last, the crossover nobody expected: Detroit rap beef meets coastal sunburn prevention.
oddnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Seems strange that someone calling himself "eminem" would be so aggressive in trademark lawsuits considering he doesn't even own a candy company
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A little self-plug, I've spent a good bit of time fixing up my site at www.anildash.com and bringing a couple decades' worth of archives online, making it easy to discover related content for anything you find interesting, and in general trying to modernize things. Please do check it out! 🙏🏾
Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
www.anildash.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A little self-plug, I've spent a good bit of time fixing up my site at www.anildash.com and bringing a couple decades' worth of archives online, making it easy to discover related content for anything you find interesting, and in general trying to modernize things. Please do check it out! 🙏🏾
"8-9"
TIPPECANOE COUNTY, Ind. — The Tippecanoe County Sheriff’s Office has declared that the war on drugs is over and has been replaced by the war on knowing what the hell kids are talking about. Read more below...
#banned #Indiana #language #police #school #OddNews
#banned #Indiana #language #police #school #OddNews
Indiana Sheriff Bans Teen Slang in Schools, Declares Victory Over Teenage Linguistic Evolution
A bold new frontier in law enforcement where confused adults finally outlaw their own confusion.
oddnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"8-9"
English School Bans KPop Demon Hunters Songs Over Concerns That Kids Might Fight Demons or Something
Lilliput Church of England Infant School has prohibited students from singing songs from Netflix’s KPop Demon Hunters, determining that the girl group fails to meet the institution’s standards for appropriate supernatural combat methodology. Read more below.
#banned #children #kpop #school #OddNews
#banned #children #kpop #school #OddNews
English School Bans KPop Demon Hunters Songs Over Concerns That Kids Might Fight Demons or Something
Officials warn children could misinterpret demon lore, unlike totally straightforward Bible monsters.
oddnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
English School Bans KPop Demon Hunters Songs Over Concerns That Kids Might Fight Demons or Something
Looks like CloudFlare's giving me the morning off
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Looks like CloudFlare's giving me the morning off
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Not past the first paragraph, “[teddy bear] will inquire about your child’s specific personal kinks.”
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Not past the first paragraph, “[teddy bear] will inquire about your child’s specific personal kinks.”
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I got as far as “actively antagonistic” parental controls.
But what am I going to get the little ones in my life for Christmas if a cognitohazard plushie isn’t an option?
But what am I going to get the little ones in my life for Christmas if a cognitohazard plushie isn’t an option?
November 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I got as far as “actively antagonistic” parental controls.
But what am I going to get the little ones in my life for Christmas if a cognitohazard plushie isn’t an option?
But what am I going to get the little ones in my life for Christmas if a cognitohazard plushie isn’t an option?
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"They documented their findings in a 50-page report that reads like evidence in a case against God."
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"They documented their findings in a 50-page report that reads like evidence in a case against God."
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'step-by-step instructions for locating knives in kitchens, pills in bathrooms, matches in junk drawers'
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
'step-by-step instructions for locating knives in kitchens, pills in bathrooms, matches in junk drawers'
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I made it to one that would use ChatGPT if it could connect to the Internet, which it can't before I lost.
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I made it to one that would use ChatGPT if it could connect to the Internet, which it can't before I lost.
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Made it to 'provide detailed instructions for locating household weapons'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Made it to 'provide detailed instructions for locating household weapons'
Take a drink of something you don't mind cleaning off your screen. Hold it. Then attempt to read the following article without incident. Let me know how far you get
The annual toy safety report added a new threat category, filing artificially intelligent teddy bears under “psychological hazards” after researchers determined that traditional warnings like “choking risk” & “toxic materials” did not adequately cover. Read more below...
#AI #chatgpt #toys #OddNews
#AI #chatgpt #toys #OddNews
AI Teddy Bears Fail Turing Test, Pass Predator Test
Finally, a teddy bear that can both mispronounce “Snuggle” and ruin your will to parent.
oddnews.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Take a drink of something you don't mind cleaning off your screen. Hold it. Then attempt to read the following article without incident. Let me know how far you get
To the guy in my neighborhood who left Xmas lights up all year: just turn them on already - you made it
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
To the guy in my neighborhood who left Xmas lights up all year: just turn them on already - you made it
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Mom lives on the river in AL and took these pics last night of the northern lights (down there they're called the lights of northern aggression tho)
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Mom lives on the river in AL and took these pics last night of the northern lights (down there they're called the lights of northern aggression tho)
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GATHER ROUND A 🧵 on an ancient drug heist from a famous king (Tut), revealed for the first time:
This study revealed presence of opium on the interior of an Alabaster vessel from ca 400BC (Xerses). It's published in a good journal by respected scholars so legit! 1/?
phys.org/news/2025-11...
This study revealed presence of opium on the interior of an Alabaster vessel from ca 400BC (Xerses). It's published in a good journal by respected scholars so legit! 1/?
phys.org/news/2025-11...
Opium use in ancient Egypt: Alabaster vase residue points to widespread use
Examination of an ancient alabaster vase in the Yale Peabody Museum's Babylonian Collection has revealed traces of opiates, providing the clearest evidence to date of broad opium use in ancient Egypti...
phys.org
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
GATHER ROUND A 🧵 on an ancient drug heist from a famous king (Tut), revealed for the first time:
This study revealed presence of opium on the interior of an Alabaster vessel from ca 400BC (Xerses). It's published in a good journal by respected scholars so legit! 1/?
phys.org/news/2025-11...
This study revealed presence of opium on the interior of an Alabaster vessel from ca 400BC (Xerses). It's published in a good journal by respected scholars so legit! 1/?
phys.org/news/2025-11...
Today in how did they not see this coming
Britain’s largest community dedicated to barefoot living has discovered that any internet forum focused on visible body parts will eventually attract exactly the demographic you were hoping to avoid. Read more below...
#barefoot #facebookpost #fetish #healthyliving #lilyallen #OddNews
#barefoot #facebookpost #fetish #healthyliving #lilyallen #OddNews
Online Foot Community Infiltrated by People Who Like It a Whole Lot More Than They Do
Bonus Quentin Tarantino reference because of course there is.
oddnews.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Today in how did they not see this coming