I see the super rich have a new fetish
September 16, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I see the super rich have a new fetish
just had a cracking idea for a buddy movie 🎬
September 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
just had a cracking idea for a buddy movie 🎬
Aww wonderful. #TheyFoundAWay (Scoring more goals than the other team.)
August 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Aww wonderful. #TheyFoundAWay (Scoring more goals than the other team.)
We have Hairy Maclary from Donaldson’s Dairy but no Scarface Claw (the toughest tom in town!)
August 24, 2025 at 5:38 AM
We have Hairy Maclary from Donaldson’s Dairy but no Scarface Claw (the toughest tom in town!)
Half nine on a Saturday night. We used to be a proper country.
August 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Half nine on a Saturday night. We used to be a proper country.
Forgive me, I can’t remember who, but someone recommended this recently and one of the replies called it possibly the best album ever. I’d never heard of it (or Songs: Ohia at all, somehow) but holy sweet Jesus they were right. Doing my civic duty by passing the recommendation on.
August 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Forgive me, I can’t remember who, but someone recommended this recently and one of the replies called it possibly the best album ever. I’d never heard of it (or Songs: Ohia at all, somehow) but holy sweet Jesus they were right. Doing my civic duty by passing the recommendation on.
I think this is my favourite throwaway gag ever, blink and you’ll miss it magic.
August 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I think this is my favourite throwaway gag ever, blink and you’ll miss it magic.
some people might think Sky Sports leading with Jake Paul’s next opponent being maybe Anthony Joshua but also maybe Joey Essex could mean boxing is becoming an absolute clown show but no not me let’s go for it sounds great
August 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
some people might think Sky Sports leading with Jake Paul’s next opponent being maybe Anthony Joshua but also maybe Joey Essex could mean boxing is becoming an absolute clown show but no not me let’s go for it sounds great
Just used a bot to make some holiday dinner reservations and somehow they’ve booked them all for October not August. Got to admire the sassiness here though.
July 28, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Just used a bot to make some holiday dinner reservations and somehow they’ve booked them all for October not August. Got to admire the sassiness here though.
Wait… did they … find a way???
July 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Wait… did they … find a way???
It’s no longer acceptable to simply say “well we scored more points than the other team, which is of course the sole objective.” You need the mystery and intrigue of “finding a way.”
July 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
It’s no longer acceptable to simply say “well we scored more points than the other team, which is of course the sole objective.” You need the mystery and intrigue of “finding a way.”
me looking in the mirror and realising how old I am
July 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
me looking in the mirror and realising how old I am
My son has gone on a week-long trip to France with a school-approved budget of €120 and spent €94 on duty-free fragrance before he’s even left the country. Great stuff.
July 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
My son has gone on a week-long trip to France with a school-approved budget of €120 and spent €94 on duty-free fragrance before he’s even left the country. Great stuff.
And the year before that.
June 15, 2025 at 9:01 AM
And the year before that.
The annual outpouring of emotion from my daughter.
June 15, 2025 at 9:01 AM
The annual outpouring of emotion from my daughter.
waiting for a manicure like
April 15, 2025 at 6:56 AM
waiting for a manicure like
Enjoying this celebration of endless job insecurity from LinkedIn, thanks guys appreciate it.
April 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Enjoying this celebration of endless job insecurity from LinkedIn, thanks guys appreciate it.
Oh it’s like that, is it.
January 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Oh it’s like that, is it.
Oh me too, I’m in a WhatsApp chat dedicated to them! 🦆
January 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Oh me too, I’m in a WhatsApp chat dedicated to them! 🦆
I've just opened up a can of worms. That's the last time I buy spaghetti from Lidl.
December 28, 2024 at 1:39 PM
I've just opened up a can of worms. That's the last time I buy spaghetti from Lidl.
I always sleep naked. Well, I did. Then along came Mr South-East Trains with his silly little rulebook.
December 28, 2024 at 1:39 PM
I always sleep naked. Well, I did. Then along came Mr South-East Trains with his silly little rulebook.
My girlfriend just bought a ruler from Smiths. Heaven knows I’m measurable now.
December 28, 2024 at 1:39 PM
My girlfriend just bought a ruler from Smiths. Heaven knows I’m measurable now.
the spirits I drank last night have now come back to haunt me
December 26, 2024 at 8:04 AM
the spirits I drank last night have now come back to haunt me