Nobody, in the history of politics, has had less of a finger on the pulse of the public than Marco Rubio. Just amazing, directionless swinging.

Later rebrands as "Li'l Marco's" with a water bottle for the apostrophe.

Once one person does, the rest of them will join in like a chorus of starlings!

Appeal

Not ice scrapers, plastic spackle knives.

They're also really good for getting annoying price stickers and product labels off of stuff.

Kavanaugh Car Service

Trivial, perhaps. But render unto Caesar the sick burns that are Caesar's.