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Matt Craddock
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Research Software Engineer at The Alan Turing Institute, UK. Former cognitive neuroscientist
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99% of the prompts are just this
November 1, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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A scene from The Day Today. Two men are fighting until one pulls out a union Jack flag and they embrace. The subtitle reads "we know that conflict will always perish in the brotherhood of flags"
September 3, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Screenshot from True Detective Woody Harrelson's character is leaning on his car, talking to somebody offscreen. The subtitle reads "I just want you to stop saying odd shit"
September 2, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Well it would have given him a good experience for a role in Morse
Part of the credits of an episode of Morse. A character is listed as "Incontinent policeman"
August 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Another AI banger (I'm asking about the very old game, Capitalism)
August 16, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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Well now I have no excuse
An illustration from the book "first Russian words", illustrated by David Melling. The illustration shows a topless person from behind. They are. pulling up their trousers. Next to their elbow is the caption "локоть/elbow"; lower down is the caption "попа/bottom"
August 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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And let's ask again. Ok, so he's not in Season 10, but he is in an episode that is in Season 10.

Glad that's all cleared up then.
The AI Overview text reads: "No, Robert Culp is not in Season 10 of Columbo. While he did appear in four episodes of the show, his last appearance was in the 1990 episode "Columbo Goes to College," which is part of the season considered to be Season 10, but not actually part of the original run. Season 10 is also known as the "revival" season. In "Columbo Goes to College", Culp played the father of one of the student murderers, rather than playing the murderer himself. "
July 24, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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let's ask again! This time it gets it right.
The AI Overview text reads: "Yes, Robert Culp appears in the first episode of Columbo Season 10, "Columbo Goes to College", but not as the murderer. This was his fourth and final appearance on the show, and the only time he played a character other than the killer, according to Wikipedia. He plays Jordan Rowe, the father of one of the college student murderers."
July 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Me, watching season 10 of Columbo: hmm, is that Robert Culp again?
Google: no, but he is in <episode I am currently watching, which is in season 10>, which isn't in season 10; episode <which is in season 9> is in season 10, but he's not in that episode.

It's great stuff this.
A Google AI answer to the question "is Robert Culp in season 10 of Columbo?". The text reads "No, Robert Culp is not in Season 10 of Columbo. While he did appear in four episodes of the show, his last appearance was in the 1990 episode "Columbo Goes to College," which is not part of Season 10. Season 10 of Columbo featured the episode "Columbo Cries Wolf," which does not include Robert Culp."
July 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Well that escalated quickly
A set of blackboards showing upcoming events at a local pub. First, a quiz, then target shooting, then an acoustic jam session. Finally, on Sunday, they'll be Hanging Johnny
July 23, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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Found a random shop near me that sells these and I'm totally addicted
A pack of frozen parippuvada - south Indian fried lentil patties - which, for the record, are incredible
July 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Augmented reality "view-in-your-room" is a game changer
A screenshot of augmented reality "view-in-your-room" product display from Amazon. A toilet seat is floating in the air in a cafe.
June 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Vada Pav, from bundobust.com in Leeds. A spiced potato ball on a bun, with spicy relish and a chili pepper
June 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Meant to go back and take a proper screenshot of this but by the time I remembered it had gone, for some reason. Folks, remember to remove all "memorabilia" from view before the estate agents come round to take photos.
A photograph from a property listing on Rightmove. The photo shows a rear year with a a variety of pot plants, but right in the middle is a Balkenkreuz on a grey background, as if the Luftwaffe had just been shot down nearby and a piece claimed as a trophy A closer crop of the photo showing the Balkenkreuz An even closer close up, which appears to the show the Balkenkreuz is on some kind of curved or cylindrical object and may have plants growing out of the top
May 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Big savings down at Aldi
A price label for a pineapple from Aldi. The price has been reduced from 99p to 98p
May 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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May 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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My 2 year old just dropped yoghurt on the floor, and, well
A splodge of yoghurt on a wooden floor. The splodge is shaped like a penis and testicles
April 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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So salary gets worse with more experience? jeez, thanks for the warning Google AI
A screenshot from google AI search, which reads: "More experienced developers (15+ years) may earn closer to £62,000, while those with 4-6 years of experience might reach £90,000, according to Glassdoor"
April 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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"keep out of the black and into the red, nothing in this game for two in a bed"
February 28, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead
February 28, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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A man with sunglasses. The man is Bernie, from the film "A Weekend at Bernie's" . Bernie is dead, and the sunglasses help hide that.
February 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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The process of selecting a new Pope.
A screenshot of 80s TV show "the adventure game", in which a contestant is making their way across a perilous bridge full of gals over a the yawning chasm of space
February 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Advertise your account with one Simpsons image
The scene from the simpsons in which Moe Sizlak undergoes a lie detector test
January 8, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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I knew i had a photo somewhere 🥚
A photo of part of a cheque from the American Egg board, showing their egg logo with the word incredible we ritten on it
January 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Santa had a rough night. Merry Christmas, you filthy animals x
A pile of rubbish. Empty cardboqrd boxes crumpled up and a pile of red and white plastic wrapping in a cylindrical shape
December 25, 2024 at 1:58 PM