Matt Craddock
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Matt Craddock
@mattcraddock.com
Research Software Engineer at The Alan Turing Institute, UK. Former cognitive neuroscientist
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What the husband @mjowen174.bsky.social says is true.
It’s been a bit quiet in my shop lately.
If you’re looking for #Christmas cards and gifts please have a look at my website.
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A repost would be lovely too.
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Good God, someone's just uploaded to YouTube a nearly 2-hour long video of one of the original Vic Reeves Big Night Out live shows at the Albany Empire from 1989. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKPU...
Vic Reeves Big Night Out - 30 April 1989
YouTube video by Peter Brooke Turner
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Finnur Dellsén got a nice pic of me on my standard Q&A slide, so now I have a stock reply to any time anyone disagrees with me.
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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He should call it And Another Thing
John Carpenter says he's working on a sequel to 'The Thing'

"We'll see"
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Do you like RSA analysis, M/EEG and Bayes? Then you'll love Variational RSA for M/EEG, by recently completed PhD student @alexlepauvre.bsky.social from Lucia Melloni's group. It's a method and SPM toolbox for multivariate analysis of M/EEG data. arxiv.org/pdf/2511.01784 . 🧵 [1/4]
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Bugonia review: I enjoyed some of the cinematography
November 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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28g (1oz) uranium contains ~20,000,000,000 kcal, making it an incredibly cost effective source of calories
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING

do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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"A good way to learn German is to read children's books to familiarise yourself with basic grammar and vocabulary"

German children's book:
December 10, 2024 at 6:58 AM
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Oh no it doesn't!
Badenoch says thinking of PMQs 'like a panto' helps her prepare for it - www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
November 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Now I'm also looking for a research software engineer to implement a pile of research results to R packages loo, posterior, bayesplot, projpred, priorsense, brms or/and Python packages ArviZ, Bambi and Kulprit. Apply by email with no specific deadline (see contact info at users.aalto.fi/~ave/)
I'm now also looking for a postdoc with strong Bayesian background and interest in developing Bayesian cross-validation theory, methods and software. Apply by email with no specific deadline (see contact information at users.aalto.fi/~ave/).

Others, please share
I'm looking for a doctoral student with Bayesian background to work on Bayesian workflow and cross-validation (see my publication list users.aalto.fi/~ave/publica... for my recent work) at Aalto University.

Apply through the ELLIS PhD program (dl October 31) ellis.eu/news/ellis-p...
November 3, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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My son was basically a celebrity trick or treating tonight. He was on cloud 9 from all the attention. Worth the effort!
November 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
99% of the prompts are just this
November 1, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see
October 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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I built a DAG diagram with garden hoses for teaching.
Pictured: a collider bias diagram, inspired by a blocked pipe situation I experienced (which I credit with giving me the intuition though it also ruined my belongings in the flooded cellar).
October 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Happy 30th birthday, Hexen: Beyond Heretic! Released on a meaty seven floppy disks for DOS on 30th October 1995!

This is one of my favourite FPS games to this day, developed by Raven Software, published by id, and building on what had been laid down as a foundation in Heretic.

1/3
October 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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🎉 @rpsychologist.com 's PowerLMM.js is the online statistics application of the year 2025 🎉

powerlmmjs.rpsychologist.com

- Calculate power (etc) for multilevel models
- Examine effects of dropout and other important parameters
- Fast! (Instant results)
October 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Heck of a photofit on an old Crimewatch.
October 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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This is some of the hardest shit I've seen in my life
August 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
If you like trying to figure out this sort of thing, you might enjoy Clioguesser, which some colleagues at the Turing made... clioguesser.azurewebsites.net (and also Seshat, where it gets its information from) seshat-db.com/core/world_m...
October 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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After submitting a FOIA request UKRI, I obtained success rates by three grant call scheme and I can only say that I am disheartened by the results:

- AHRC Responsive Mode 2025: 2%
- ESRC New Investigator Grant 2025: 1%
- ESRC Research Grant Round 2025: 1%
October 22, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.
October 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Tragic to see the White House being demolished. One of the United States’ oldest buildings, it was built in 1978.
October 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM