Matt Crawford
@mattcrawford.bsky.social
Am I the last of my kind?
Stop naming shit after him.
December 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Stop naming shit after him.
You know those dementia drugs they're injecting into his right hand?
They don't seem to be working.
They don't seem to be working.
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
You know those dementia drugs they're injecting into his right hand?
They don't seem to be working.
They don't seem to be working.
The, uh, tariffs that Americans paid out, uh, our own pockets? Those tariffs?
Trump on his farm bailout: "This money would not be possible without tariffs ... because of tariffs, this is possible."
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The, uh, tariffs that Americans paid out, uh, our own pockets? Those tariffs?
Grandpa is going to be fun at Christmas if they don’t figure out his meds soon.
Trump demands an apology from CBS (or else!) says, "The only reason Marjorie 'Traitor' Brown (Green turns Brown under stress!) went BAD is that she was JILTED by the President of the United States (Certainly not the first time she has been jilted!)."
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Grandpa is going to be fun at Christmas if they don’t figure out his meds soon.
Congratulations to Vermonter Kyle Dezotell, head coach of Tufts Men’s Soccer, for winning the DIII national championship in an OT thriller!
🎉🙌
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December 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Congratulations to Vermonter Kyle Dezotell, head coach of Tufts Men’s Soccer, for winning the DIII national championship in an OT thriller!
🎉🙌
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I gotta change.
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I gotta change.
"These turkeys, they're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. They're eating the pets."
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"These turkeys, they're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. They're eating the pets."
You feed beef smoothies to turkeys and you bet your ass they turn violent.
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
You feed beef smoothies to turkeys and you bet your ass they turn violent.
Eagles making me chuckle.
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Eagles making me chuckle.
Bluegrass/jamgrass show in Waterbury, VT tonight. Should be 🔥🔥
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Bluegrass/jamgrass show in Waterbury, VT tonight. Should be 🔥🔥
100 percent this.
The discharge petition will not see the light of day.
The discharge petition will not see the light of day.
I will be surprised if one or more of the House Republicans who have signed on to the Epstein discharge petition aren't strong-armed by Trump into changing their votes after Grijalva is sworn in, thus leaving the signers short of 218
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
100 percent this.
The discharge petition will not see the light of day.
The discharge petition will not see the light of day.
"I don't want to hear about affordability, you can eat cheap food at Wal-Mart," isn't quite the victory lap Cheeto Benito thinks it is.
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"I don't want to hear about affordability, you can eat cheap food at Wal-Mart," isn't quite the victory lap Cheeto Benito thinks it is.
Mr. Speaker, you seem to be one of the least informed members of Congress. Are you concerned about being in the dark on so many of these daily issues?
RAJU: Last week you were very critical of Biden's use of the autopen. But Trump admitted on 60 Minutes to not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire who pleaded guilty to money laundering. Does that also concern you?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
November 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Mr. Speaker, you seem to be one of the least informed members of Congress. Are you concerned about being in the dark on so many of these daily issues?
The buck stops, well, somewhere, it stops, I guess.
October 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The buck stops, well, somewhere, it stops, I guess.
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I consider this a win for the Expos.
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I consider this a win for the Expos.
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Lane Hutson lifts Matt Rempe's stick and bodies him as a rebound possibility arises. Rempe is listed at 6-9, 261. Hutson is listed at 5-9, 162.
October 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Lane Hutson lifts Matt Rempe's stick and bodies him as a rebound possibility arises. Rempe is listed at 6-9, 261. Hutson is listed at 5-9, 162.
"Everyone needs to turn the rhetoric down."
- Mike Johnson, once, when it suited him.
- Mike Johnson, once, when it suited him.
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
October 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"Everyone needs to turn the rhetoric down."
- Mike Johnson, once, when it suited him.
- Mike Johnson, once, when it suited him.
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Kent Hughes locked up his entire first line, and top two defenders long term without a single contract topping 10 mil AAV
Honest to god he might be a fucking wizard
Honest to god he might be a fucking wizard
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Kent Hughes locked up his entire first line, and top two defenders long term without a single contract topping 10 mil AAV
Honest to god he might be a fucking wizard
Honest to god he might be a fucking wizard
Josh Allen turning the ball over and the Pats with a drive to win it late.
Just like the good old days!
Just like the good old days!
October 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Josh Allen turning the ball over and the Pats with a drive to win it late.
Just like the good old days!
Just like the good old days!
My word, Apple. Your updated iOS26 sucks. Camera, flashlight, a few apps don’t work. Thing is a mess.
October 2, 2025 at 11:41 AM
My word, Apple. Your updated iOS26 sucks. Camera, flashlight, a few apps don’t work. Thing is a mess.
Can we just stop handing the ball off to Stevenson?
September 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Can we just stop handing the ball off to Stevenson?
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
What are we doing here?
Support for vaccinating kids against infectious diseases dropped from 81% in 1991 to 51% last year
We are getting dumber as a society
We are getting dumber as a society
September 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
What are we doing here?
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Canadiens’ Lane Hutson gets short end of stick from USA Hockey
Canadiens’ Lane Hutson gets short end of stick from USA Hockey
Defenceman left off U.S. Olympic orientation camp list, while Habs teammate Cole Caufield receives an invitation.
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August 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Canadiens’ Lane Hutson gets short end of stick from USA Hockey