matt
@mattdclxvi.bsky.social
don’t tell people what to do 🤡
Delete your Twitter account.
September 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
don’t tell people what to do 🤡
hello my name is Mr Gurns
April 3, 2025 at 9:50 AM
hello my name is Mr Gurns
Japanese spiderman looks better than any of the recent marvel films
February 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Japanese spiderman looks better than any of the recent marvel films
there’s too much rain these days
February 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
there’s too much rain these days
i still can’t believe there’s a real person called Duade Borg
February 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
i still can’t believe there’s a real person called Duade Borg
this community note 😭
February 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
this community note 😭
might get a handknit viking sweater
February 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
might get a handknit viking sweater
I don’t think you could find a more joyous moment than a dog with the zoomies
February 11, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I don’t think you could find a more joyous moment than a dog with the zoomies
Google maps must be going through a transition period
February 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Google maps must be going through a transition period
i don’t think you could look more American than Tom Brady
February 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i don’t think you could look more American than Tom Brady
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this appeared in my facebook feed and the comments are as unhinged as you would expect
February 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
this appeared in my facebook feed and the comments are as unhinged as you would expect
self service checkouts are always going please place item in bagging area and I’m always saying I did, it’s in there, leave me alone
February 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
self service checkouts are always going please place item in bagging area and I’m always saying I did, it’s in there, leave me alone
normal stuff on the other site
February 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
normal stuff on the other site
my wife and I are very photogenic
February 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
my wife and I are very photogenic
had to read this a couple of times wtf
Western Australian MP Ben Dawkins has legally changed his name to "Aussie Trump", which is now shown on the state parliament website
Trump posted a document showing his new name as "Austin Letts Trump"
He currently serves in the Legislative Council as an independent
Trump posted a document showing his new name as "Austin Letts Trump"
He currently serves in the Legislative Council as an independent
February 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
had to read this a couple of times wtf
is there a battery mummy
February 5, 2025 at 9:24 AM
is there a battery mummy
half the people on MAFS really should marry themselves
February 5, 2025 at 9:00 AM
half the people on MAFS really should marry themselves
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Mr Bean is pure evil. a man devoid of all humanity. terrible antisocial behaviour. sickened to see some of you celebrating this
December 8, 2024 at 6:21 AM
Mr Bean is pure evil. a man devoid of all humanity. terrible antisocial behaviour. sickened to see some of you celebrating this
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It looks like someone’s taking one of those hairless cats to the vet to be euthanized
June 25, 2024 at 10:43 PM
It looks like someone’s taking one of those hairless cats to the vet to be euthanized