Matt Deres
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Matt Deres
@mattderes.bsky.social
Just a random dipshit.
While we were out the other day, our cat successfully warded off an attack of vampires. It was a very big deal, but he doesn't like us to make a fuss about it.
September 30, 2025 at 11:14 AM
September 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
August 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
June 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Wait. How can Lee/Ditko's run on Spidey be both 5th and 3rd?
January 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
December 26, 2024 at 1:25 PM
December 22, 2024 at 5:14 PM
I hesitate to even mention this kind of thing, but over at The Bad Place, this video has apparently triggered some "transvestigating", which is a word I didn't know existed until now. Best reply so far is "that's just how midwesterners look."
December 3, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Sorry, I don't, but fyi about your "invalid handle".
November 28, 2024 at 11:45 PM
October 11, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Wrong again, Jess:
October 10, 2024 at 10:45 PM
September 6, 2024 at 7:38 PM
And all the races sing:
June 3, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Does it look like this bonsai is hauling ass out of its pot?
May 19, 2024 at 6:41 PM
May 17, 2024 at 11:02 PM
April 13, 2024 at 8:24 PM