MattDistraction 🐀
@mattdistraction.bsky.social
Matthew "D" Stractin'
Certified Taffer and occasional actor of voice.
Hear me in Viscerafest, Thief: The Black Parade, or from under your floorboards
Certified Taffer and occasional actor of voice.
Hear me in Viscerafest, Thief: The Black Parade, or from under your floorboards
Shit my pants driving the Honda
Call that my Civic Doody
Call that my Civic Doody
November 5, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Shit my pants driving the Honda
Call that my Civic Doody
Call that my Civic Doody
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Your Have Entered THE RAT CAVE
February 17, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Your Have Entered THE RAT CAVE
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re: execs not seeing COYOTE VS ACME, here’s a delightful story from Harlan Ellison of a meeting in 1978 for I, ROBOT
when he realizes the WB studio head had not even read his script, he tricks him into admitting it and tells him to his face that he has the “intellectual capacity of an artichoke”
when he realizes the WB studio head had not even read his script, he tricks him into admitting it and tells him to his face that he has the “intellectual capacity of an artichoke”
February 11, 2024 at 5:42 PM
re: execs not seeing COYOTE VS ACME, here’s a delightful story from Harlan Ellison of a meeting in 1978 for I, ROBOT
when he realizes the WB studio head had not even read his script, he tricks him into admitting it and tells him to his face that he has the “intellectual capacity of an artichoke”
when he realizes the WB studio head had not even read his script, he tricks him into admitting it and tells him to his face that he has the “intellectual capacity of an artichoke”
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I have made my own mod list that rounds up AI/NFT shills too if any of you are interested.
February 11, 2024 at 10:54 AM
I have made my own mod list that rounds up AI/NFT shills too if any of you are interested.
Her: I'm coming over, you better not be in the cruncher factory swallowing steel half-cylinders whole
Me:
Me:
cruncher factory, amiga (1987) www.mobygames.com/game/53081/c...
February 8, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Her: I'm coming over, you better not be in the cruncher factory swallowing steel half-cylinders whole
Me:
Me:
This is where the real shit happens. This is what separates the boykissers from the menkissers
February 7, 2024 at 7:48 PM
This is where the real shit happens. This is what separates the boykissers from the menkissers
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The Black Parade, the unofficial expansion for Thief Gold, is out TODAY! It's a brand new game featuring 10 missions, 4 new tools, 30 minutes of gorgeous cutscenes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0gG...
Thief: The Black Parade - Release Trailer
Download The Black Parade now here: https://www.ttlg.com/forums/showthread.php?t=152429&
www.youtube.com
November 30, 2023 at 9:50 PM
The Black Parade, the unofficial expansion for Thief Gold, is out TODAY! It's a brand new game featuring 10 missions, 4 new tools, 30 minutes of gorgeous cutscenes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0gG...
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TAFFERS, let me share some of the artworks I draw for The Black Parade a Thief: Gold fan campaign
November 30, 2023 at 6:41 PM
TAFFERS, let me share some of the artworks I draw for The Black Parade a Thief: Gold fan campaign
Between Kissinger dying, Thief: The Black Parade coming out, and my fiancee coming to visit for the holidays I have been over the fucking moon lately
December 1, 2023 at 12:04 AM
Between Kissinger dying, Thief: The Black Parade coming out, and my fiancee coming to visit for the holidays I have been over the fucking moon lately
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SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
November 30, 2023 at 1:57 AM
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
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The existence of Copenhagen implies the existence of a Seethenhagen
November 20, 2023 at 4:15 AM
The existence of Copenhagen implies the existence of a Seethenhagen
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how about a microwave that reaches zero and doesn’t make a big damn deal about it, how about that
November 15, 2023 at 11:11 PM
how about a microwave that reaches zero and doesn’t make a big damn deal about it, how about that
Bro shut the fuck up stop having a good time rn don't u know the Demiurge that generated this material universe did so as to be a prison for our eternal suffering bro he's gonna be so mad stop laughing bro he's calling up the archons to fuck up our spiritual enlightenment bro fr stfu
November 15, 2023 at 6:27 AM
Bro shut the fuck up stop having a good time rn don't u know the Demiurge that generated this material universe did so as to be a prison for our eternal suffering bro he's gonna be so mad stop laughing bro he's calling up the archons to fuck up our spiritual enlightenment bro fr stfu
Athiests, imagine you're skydiving with a baby. The baby cracks open a cold one, and offers one to you. You're now getting trashed while skydiving with a baby. Pretty cool baby, huh?
November 15, 2023 at 5:55 AM
Athiests, imagine you're skydiving with a baby. The baby cracks open a cold one, and offers one to you. You're now getting trashed while skydiving with a baby. Pretty cool baby, huh?
Thought this was some avant-garde Guitar Hero game for a second
The biblically-accurate jellyfish Archangelopsis is a colonial species made of countless tiny tubes.
Unlike most jellies, which normally float in the water column, it tethers itself to the seafloor using thin, filament-like tentacles. 🎨 🧪 🐡
www.researchgate.net/publication/...
Unlike most jellies, which normally float in the water column, it tethers itself to the seafloor using thin, filament-like tentacles. 🎨 🧪 🐡
www.researchgate.net/publication/...
November 15, 2023 at 3:11 AM
Thought this was some avant-garde Guitar Hero game for a second
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RANKING EVERY PROPHET IN THE BIBLE BY HOW MUCH OF A NATURAL-BORN POSTER THEY WOULD BE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER (1/69)
November 14, 2023 at 11:54 PM
RANKING EVERY PROPHET IN THE BIBLE BY HOW MUCH OF A NATURAL-BORN POSTER THEY WOULD BE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER (1/69)
A trash bag shall be your funeral shroud
November 12, 2023 at 9:13 PM
A trash bag shall be your funeral shroud
Regular eye contact is an essential part of maintaining a friendly conversation
November 12, 2023 at 9:10 PM
Regular eye contact is an essential part of maintaining a friendly conversation
Mario, coming to take you to the Land of the Dead
November 12, 2023 at 9:08 PM
Mario, coming to take you to the Land of the Dead
Taking a little siesta
November 12, 2023 at 9:06 PM
Taking a little siesta
Posing for a photo op, honoring the City's mayor for her years of service to the community.
November 12, 2023 at 9:04 PM
Posing for a photo op, honoring the City's mayor for her years of service to the community.
They did this in public, everyone had to watch. It was filthy
November 12, 2023 at 9:00 PM
They did this in public, everyone had to watch. It was filthy
Local construction worker wakes up dead drunk inside a dumpster, remembers nothing about the night before
November 12, 2023 at 8:57 PM
Local construction worker wakes up dead drunk inside a dumpster, remembers nothing about the night before