Matt Clifton
@matteawan.bsky.social
Not the one from Postman Pat. Cookbook author, poet, gardener, Mac fixer-upper, jewel thief, human borzoi.
This album is bangers all the way down #bethgibbons
November 8, 2024 at 9:27 PM
This album is bangers all the way down #bethgibbons
Never mind, son. Mebbe next year, alright?*
*2028
*2028
November 7, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Never mind, son. Mebbe next year, alright?*
*2028
*2028
A mallow volunteer in one of my vegetable beds. I should move it somewhere now because by the time Spring comes I’ll forget it’s there. #gardening
October 20, 2024 at 1:50 PM
A mallow volunteer in one of my vegetable beds. I should move it somewhere now because by the time Spring comes I’ll forget it’s there. #gardening
Aieee the sky burns, as foretold
October 11, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Aieee the sky burns, as foretold
"All irregularities will be handled by the forces controlling each dimension. Transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is life. Medium atomic weights are available: Gold, Lead, Copper, Jet, Diamond, Radium, Sapphire, Silver and Steel. Sapphire and Steel have been assigned."
September 27, 2024 at 6:28 PM
"All irregularities will be handled by the forces controlling each dimension. Transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is life. Medium atomic weights are available: Gold, Lead, Copper, Jet, Diamond, Radium, Sapphire, Silver and Steel. Sapphire and Steel have been assigned."
Ok, frost asters are leggy and messy but the bees don’t mind too much 🐝 #pollinators
September 27, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Ok, frost asters are leggy and messy but the bees don’t mind too much 🐝 #pollinators
Just realized the city tightened up a wide street junction and removed the big Washington bust that used to sit there. If anyone saw it being carted away on the back of a truck like in “One of Our Dinosaurs is Missing”, please let me know.
August 30, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Just realized the city tightened up a wide street junction and removed the big Washington bust that used to sit there. If anyone saw it being carted away on the back of a truck like in “One of Our Dinosaurs is Missing”, please let me know.
Seen on the display wall of a newsstand in Harlem. It’s not a real magazine. Art piece? Obviously there are “Mad” and “Time” knock-offs. But what is it? #gak
August 29, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Seen on the display wall of a newsstand in Harlem. It’s not a real magazine. Art piece? Obviously there are “Mad” and “Time” knock-offs. But what is it? #gak
Love that Brian Blessed line from Flash Gordon.
August 25, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Love that Brian Blessed line from Flash Gordon.
Post a photo of you and a Dalek
August 20, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Post a photo of you and a Dalek
Twitter vs Bluesky
August 11, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Twitter vs Bluesky
Just tuning into the Trump press conference now
August 8, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Just tuning into the Trump press conference now
Love these constituency names. “The Deepings” sounds like somewhere invented by H P Lovecraft for Nigel Farage’s punchable batrachian face to live in.
July 5, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Love these constituency names. “The Deepings” sounds like somewhere invented by H P Lovecraft for Nigel Farage’s punchable batrachian face to live in.
My therapist: Don’t be afraid of Bluesky images, that’s just pareidolia, the faces aren’t real.
Bluesky:
Bluesky:
June 26, 2024 at 5:59 PM
My therapist: Don’t be afraid of Bluesky images, that’s just pareidolia, the faces aren’t real.
Bluesky:
Bluesky:
Oh, so you don’t drink tea in America? EXPLAIN THIS IF YOU CAN
June 23, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Oh, so you don’t drink tea in America? EXPLAIN THIS IF YOU CAN
I hope the authorities are putting all these monoliths somewhere safe. I’m sure they have top men on the job.
June 21, 2024 at 6:19 PM
I hope the authorities are putting all these monoliths somewhere safe. I’m sure they have top men on the job.
Donald Sutherland, nooooo. One of my favorite of his roles, albeit dialogue-less on his part:
June 20, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Donald Sutherland, nooooo. One of my favorite of his roles, albeit dialogue-less on his part:
This house finch has taken up residence above our front door. I apologize to her every time I have to open it. I think she’s raising a cuckoo baby though …
April 8, 2024 at 2:49 AM
This house finch has taken up residence above our front door. I apologize to her every time I have to open it. I think she’s raising a cuckoo baby though …
