Matt
mattgoshert.bsky.social
Matt
@mattgoshert.bsky.social
Crew and Ipswich fan

Fort Wayne expat Columbus resident.
Reposted by Matt
October 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
There's a guy playing @stardewvalleywiki.bsky.social at the bar.

Coolest guy in the room.
September 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I've been at a casino and the fire alarm has gone off I'd have 2 nickels.

Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.
September 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Apparently I said Beetlejuice 3x. My bad.
September 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
@summerbruise.bsky.social may have done the best lyric video ever.

youtu.be/ZcEPkbbDNCo?...
Cookie Monster Snapback ft. Tades Sanville [Lyric Video]
YouTube video by summerbruise [the band]
youtu.be
September 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
September 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
HOLY CRAP GUYS HE'S SO CLOSE.
September 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
When did H John Benjamin start coaching Armenia
September 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It is so good.
in these bummer days what you need to get you through is the new Mountain Goats track out tomorrow. yes ok technically it's a song in which two men bury a third with little hope for either of them on the horizon, but little hope isn't none, right? righteo, all aboard!

30tgrs.ffm.to/armiesofthel...
The Mountain Goats - Armies of the Lord
Choose your preferred music service
30tgrs.ffm.to
September 9, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I'M GONNA START MY OWN MAYONNAISE... WITH BLACKJACK... AND HOOKERS.
September 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
September 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Mayyyyyyybe we dont buy shrimp with "Great Value" as the branding.
August 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
You didn't end the invasion of Ukraine in 24 hours. You also didn't involve Ukraine in today's "talks"

Participation ribbon for international politics.
August 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I'll take the draw after that. #itfc
August 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Reposted by Matt
OPINION: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee And Watch the Joy Drain From Their Eyes

www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025...
OPINION: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee And Watch the Joy Drain From Their Eyes — The Nutmeg News
This opinion piece was sent to The Nutmeg News by Matt G of Bluesky: Dear The Nutmeg News: I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee and Watch the Joy Drain from their Eyes. Sincere...
www.thenutmegnews.com
August 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I dont like Leagues Cup as its a disruption to the season, but I do like the badass post and pre game street food. #crew96
August 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
My @thenutmegnews.com headline.

I Want To Snap Your Child's Vuvuzela Over My Knee and Watch the Joy Drain from their Eyes.
August 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Leagues Cup should be held in the USA in January and February. I will be taking no questions at this time.
August 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
THATS MY BUSH #crew96
August 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Or we could just not get a UFL team. That would be cool too.
July 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
That's a lot of money to make Groot and Rocket Raccoon kiss.
Amazon is backing an AI-generated streaming service called 'Showrunner'

• Describes itself as the 'Netflix of AI'

• Lets users type prompts to generate scenes or full episodes

• Can create content from scratch or build on existing IPs

• Disney and other studios are in talks to license IPs
July 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Reposted by Matt
The main difference between the twilight zone and a regular zone is all the weird stuff that goes on in there
July 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I would love for us to sandbag this shit tournament and just concentrate on the cup. #crew96
July 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Its so weird everyone on this team is named Corona #crew96
July 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM