Matt Green
@mattgreencomedy.com
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Comedian, satirist, writer, actor SEE ME LIVE ON TOUR THIS AUTUMN! https://www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-tickets-adp1421297
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Why is Keir Starmer obsessed with Nigel Farage?
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Very much enjoyed being a part of Slow Horses!
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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Meeting two potential American refugees from Denver…
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Thanks! Already feel mostly better just going to take it easy today. See you at the Stand!
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Felt slightly off during my show last night which I put down to nerves - not very common for me these days but it was my last preview. Then spent most of the night in the bathroom with suspected food poisoning. So that might explain it… 🤢
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Loved this show last night, Matt was on superb form - catch him if you can!
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My final London preview is this Sunday at 7pm in Islington at the Hen and Chickens! Still a few cheap tickets left - grab them here! www.unrestrictedview.co.uk/matt-green-l...
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I think you might be right…
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And I already know what colour to make them
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One thing about my tour I can’t decide is whether or not to do some merch. I’d like to have something people can take away and it would be nice to make a bit more money but I’m not really sure what would work - and also would anyone want it? People have very mixed opinions.
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Last preview done! Thanks to everyone who has come to WIP shows or previews and helped me build the show. Of course in many ways every show is always a work in progress but I’m really excited to take this show on tour and to keep adding and improving bits.

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This was such a great evening in such an intimate and up close venue, thanks @mattgreencomedy.com & best wishes and good luck with tour!
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My final London preview is this Sunday at 7pm in Islington at the Hen and Chickens! Still a few cheap tickets left - grab them here! www.unrestrictedview.co.uk/matt-green-l...
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For years Labour were accused of telling voters to fuck off and vote Tory. Nowadays it’s the Tories telling voters to fuck off and vote Lib Dem OR fuck off and vote Reform. But in all circumstances everyone should just fuck off.
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On the radio AS WE SPEAK with Darren Harriott on BBC West Midlands...
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Correction - 7.30pm start! But still tonight and still Islington…
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My final preview in London is TONIGHT at the Hen and Chickens in Islington at 7pm. Last chance to see my show for cheaper tickets… www.unrestrictedview.co.uk/matt-green-l...
Matt Green: Legitimate Concerns (PREVIEW) | Unrestricted View : The Hen & Chickens Theatre
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My final preview in London is TONIGHT at the Hen and Chickens in Islington at 7pm. Last chance to see my show for cheaper tickets… www.unrestrictedview.co.uk/matt-green-l...
Matt Green: Legitimate Concerns (PREVIEW) | Unrestricted View : The Hen & Chickens Theatre
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I wish I didn’t know enough about US politics to know who Stephen Miller is. The most comically deranged and evil public official since Judge Death.
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“I’m not somebody who peaks on day one!” I scream, as I cross the finish line three hours after all of my competitors
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EXCL: “I’m not somebody who peaks on day one”

As Tory conference prepares to get underway, Tory leader Kemi Badenoch talks to @siennarodgers.bsky.social about being "proved right" on culture wars, hits back at briefings against her, and reveals the limits she has put on her screentime
Kemi Badenoch: “I'm Not Somebody Who Peaks On Day One”
Can she turn her party’s fortunes around? Kemi Badenoch talks to Sienna Rodgers about being ‘proved right’ on culture wars, hits back at the briefi...
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Comedian goes to Saudi Arabia - and beyond!