Matthew Writes Dumb Stuff
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Matthew Writes Dumb Stuff
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ADHD screenwriter/author/copywriter of dark/dumb. Past projects inc. FRIEND REQUEST for Warner Bros. and headlines for The Onion.
In late 2015, before president-elect Trump even took office, Foreign Policy magazine laid out all the reasons Trump would make China and Russia more powerful. That's the saddest part of all this — it's not a surprise.
January 18, 2026 at 12:52 PM
I would ask the guy on the right how much cheaper his home has become in the past year.
January 18, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Doesn't take long for the ol' frontal cortex to atrophy.
May 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Steve Bannon said in 2015 that they were going to "flood the channels with shit." Unfortunately it worked.
January 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I saw this at BAM on the big screen when they let David Gordon Green curate. 100% a good movie.
December 22, 2024 at 7:33 PM
I like the tiny bit where he talks about process, but even the tagline is arrogant. "The first book on screenwriting to tell you the truth." Sorry, no.
December 22, 2024 at 6:58 PM
THE PEPES ARE COMING.
December 14, 2024 at 7:52 PM